We Are Assholes

By Vegeta Fajita

Three guys who are trying to be the biggest assholes on any given topic. We. Are. Assholes.... more

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How many episodes does We Are Assholes have?

The podcast currently has 146 episodes available.

We Are Assholes episodes:

October 05, 2020 We show that we are very good friends to Andrew in this one
Dave and I passionately love you, Andrew, but not as much as we love our fans that subscribe to our Patreon and/or leave us a 5 star review on apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-are-assholes/id1499174719

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
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1h 10min
September 28, 2020 Thyler from the funnily and smartly named Fartmouth Podcast joins the show and is very excited (fixed audio)
This is on time and the first time I uploaded this. This is not me gaslighting anyone reading this.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

Thyler: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
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1h 3min
September 21, 2020 I had to work so i missed this one so our friend, Jacob, replaces me and they focus way too much on the spreadsheet
the spreadsheet was supposed to be a throwaway joke so of course they focus on it to spite me

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
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1h 19min
September 14, 2020 We only talk about the spreadsheet for a little bit in this one; sorry for letting you all down
Fuck the shitty-ass weed sponsor until they respond to Mr. Spanolli. Weed is gay anyways.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
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1h 14min
September 07, 2020 I think we bully Dave in this one, I don't remember how funny it is though
The main take away from this episode is you should use promo code "Assholes" at https://kushydreams.com/ for 20% of your first purchase

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
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1h 4min
August 31, 2020 temp ban on chick fil a is lifted so if you listen for the chick fil a talk then lock in
this one's for the boys

Spreadsheet: https://twitter.com/assholespod/status/1300199846364626944?s=20

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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1h 5min
August 24, 2020 Our friend Jacob comes on to replace Andrew while he's on vacation so if you listen for the chick fil a talk i don't know what to tell you
this was supposed to be released as a bonus a month or so ago but i was lazy and never did it plus libsyn charges if i upload over 400 mb a month and i didn't want to spend an extra $3. sorry this is late jacob

Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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1h 14min
August 17, 2020 Andrew and Dave do a hacky bit about penises and then get upset when I heroically stop the bit
you are welcome, audience

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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1h 4min
August 10, 2020 Crippled Jesus comes on and he's not the most retarded person on the show
I think I'll stick to the main format from now on.

Crippled Jesus: https://twitter.com/CrippledJesus

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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1h 5min
August 03, 2020 Our black friend Delvin Cox from The Delvin Cox Experience joins the show to give us permission to say a specific word
more n-word comedy, approved by PJ and Delvin.

Delvin: https://twitter.com/delvin_cox

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes

Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun

Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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1h 9min

FAQs about We Are Assholes:

How many episodes does We Are Assholes have?

The podcast currently has 146 episodes available.