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- We show that we are very good friends to Andrew in this one
Dave and I passionately love you, Andrew, but not as much as we love our fans that subscribe to our Patreon and/or leave us a 5 star review on apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-are-assholes/id1499174719
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
1 hr 10 min - Thyler from the funnily and smartly named Fartmouth Podcast joins the show and is very excited (fixed audio)
This is on time and the first time I uploaded this. This is not me gaslighting anyone reading this.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
Thyler: https://twitter.com/FartmouthU
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
1 hr 3 min - I had to work so i missed this one so our friend, Jacob, replaces me and they focus way too much on the spreadsheet
the spreadsheet was supposed to be a throwaway joke so of course they focus on it to spite me
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
1 hr 19 min - We only talk about the spreadsheet for a little bit in this one; sorry for letting you all down
Fuck the shitty-ass weed sponsor until they respond to Mr. Spanolli. Weed is gay anyways.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
1 hr 14 min - I think we bully Dave in this one, I don't remember how funny it is though
The main take away from this episode is you should use promo code "Assholes" at https://kushydreams.com/ for 20% of your first purchase
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
1 hr 4 min - temp ban on chick fil a is lifted so if you listen for the chick fil a talk then lock in
this one's for the boys
Spreadsheet: https://twitter.com/assholespod/status/1300199846364626944?s=20
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
1 hr 5 min - Our friend Jacob comes on to replace Andrew while he's on vacation so if you listen for the chick fil a talk i don't know what to tell you
this was supposed to be released as a bonus a month or so ago but i was lazy and never did it plus libsyn charges if i upload over 400 mb a month and i didn't want to spend an extra $3. sorry this is late jacob
Jacob: https://twitter.com/sickriffbruh
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
1 hr 14 min - Andrew and Dave do a hacky bit about penises and then get upset when I heroically stop the bit
you are welcome, audience
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
1 hr 4 min - Crippled Jesus comes on and he's not the most retarded person on the show
I think I'll stick to the main format from now on.
Crippled Jesus: https://twitter.com/CrippledJesus
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
1 hr 5 min - Our black friend Delvin Cox from The Delvin Cox Experience joins the show to give us permission to say a specific word
more n-word comedy, approved by PJ and Delvin.
Delvin: https://twitter.com/delvin_cox
PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam
Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69
Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/weareassholes
Artwork by Crom Tuise: https://www.patreon.com/cromtuisegoptun
Dave appears courtesy of WREU: https://www.patreon.com/wreu
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About We Are Assholes
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Three guys who are trying to be the biggest assholes on any given topic. We. Are. Assholes.