We Are Assholes

This is the least woke episode so far due to having John on the show, but we will do better next time as long as our adult friend, Andrew, isn't grounded again. Thanks to our buddy John for filling in and ruining the show; it was a lot of fun! There's a special something at the end where John and Dave reveal their deepest secrets. John: https://twitter.com/johnjamingo PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69 Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

This is the least woke episode so far due to having John on the show, but we will do better next time as long as our adult friend, Andrew, isn't grounded again. Thanks to our buddy John for filling in and ruining the show; it was a lot of fun! There's a special something at the end where John and Dave reveal their deepest secrets.

John: https://twitter.com/johnjamingo

PJ: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Dave: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

Andrew: https://twitter.com/EatingSalad

This week we decided to make a definitive stat-ranking of every sexuality that exists. Don't worry, we are all extremely woke, so if you get offended it's because you aren't woke enough.

This week we decided to make a definitive stat-ranking of every sexuality that exists. Don't worry, we are all extremely woke, so if you get offended it's because you aren't woke enough.

A quick pre-ranking discussion about the man who made Kim Kardashian famous, followed by an objective ranking of every race. Don't worry, everything we said is objective fact and if you disagree then you are definitely wrong. For some reason Andrew brings up Atlantians a bunch of times. Find PJ on twitter at: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam Find Dave on twitter at: https://twitter.com/manbrain69

A quick pre-ranking discussion about the man who made Kim Kardashian famous, followed by an objective ranking of every race. Don't worry, everything we said is objective fact and if you disagree then you are definitely wrong. For some reason Andrew brings up Atlantians a bunch of times.

Find PJ on twitter at: https://twitter.com/PJ_Philliam

Find Dave on twitter at: https://twitter.com/manbrain69