We Belong Dead

Ok boys and girls, bad news first. Due to sudden illness and subsequently conflicting schedules, your favorite stoned horror nerds aren't gonna be in the studio for a couple of weeks. But never fear, that doesn't mean we're gonna deprive you of the quality entertainment that you've come to expect! So on to the good news:

You're in for a treat with one of our favorite blasts from the past, with a very special Vault Episode! And it's got everything you need: Lon Chaney Jr., spooky old mansions, a young Sud Haig, weird sexual tension, and possibly the best intro theme song ever written. That's right, we're talking the Maddest Tale Ever Told, Spider Baby! We hope you enjoy this very special throwback episode, and promise to get our asses back in the studio just as soon as we can.

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

(To be read as Vincent Price)

Well hello there, dear listener. It seems as though while perusing the film canisters in the We Belong Dead cinema vault, you stumbled upon the secret reel (which is, of course, that Criswell/Wood classic from 1965, and a personal favorite of Lono, Orgy of the Dead!) that, when pulled out just enough, opens the hidden staircase that leads you here...deep into the catacombs of We Belong Dead Industries, where you find the most seductive member of the WBD staff. The Horrorghoul herself, Secretary of the Dead, Angela, with this, the premiere episode of "In the Secretary's Secret Lair (Thunder crashes!) Every month, Angela will take you on a guided journey through 3 handpicked titles, all bound by a common theme, she will dive deep into each film, deeper into how these films affect her, and with clinical precision dissect the theme. With the cold weather of January, this month's theme is isolation, and 3 films chock-full of it. So, welcome, get comfy, give yourself over to her, and enjoy your first journey... In the Secretary's Secret Lair!!! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorLife #HorrorFilms #HorrorMovies #Horrorghoul #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #InTheSecretaysSecretLair #TheBlackcoatsDaughter #Frozen #TheThing #Isolation #Cold #MutantFam #Love

Come with us, weary travelers, as we journey to a far away land. A land filled with dark creatures of savage form and macabre intentions. A land known to those who dare to visit it as…..San Francisco?

That's right, loyal listeners, we are proud to present our new mini series: The Kindred Korner! What started as a jest between aged horror nerds has come to fruition, and we are here to break down this somewhat obscure, very 90s gem of horror television one episode at a time! So sit back and enjoy the ride, and find out if this is one idea that should've stayed a joke with We Belong Dead Presents: The Kindred Korner!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this show, check out The Kindred Korner Playlist on Spotify!

Well, it's 2023, and so far it mostly just feels like the same ol' 2022 bullshit. But don't fret, as your favorite stoner horror geeks are here to help you ring in the new year! And this episode we've got all kinds of goodies to fill your dirty little ears with. We've got weirdo Santa movies! We've got new fruit discoveries! We've got Ween! We've got a Scare Exchange that may very well break Lono's brain! And we've got some big announcements for what to look forward to this year from WBD Industries Inc. So buckle up and enjoy We Belong Dead 105!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com , as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!

Merry Christmas to you from the dirtiest of Santas at We Belong Dead!!! We are so happy to give the gift of pod to you deranged kiddies this Christmas Eve. And ho ho ho boy do we have something special for you to stuff in your stocking this year. We've got news, some top Christmas horror lists, a rather weirdly intense round of the Scare Exchange, and the official announcement of our newest special series Kindred Korner! So huddle up by the fire and open up this Christmas gift a day early. Don't worry, we won't tell your Mommy and Daddy ;)

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com , as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!

And we are back! After a short holiday/post 31 Days break, we have resumed doing the Dark Lord's work and are excited to bring you down with us! And we've got a lot to catch up on with news, listener emails, watchlists, and the unholy randomness of Lono's brain. All of that, a double duty Scare Exchange, and much more await you on this new episode of We Belong Dead. Enjoy!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!

Welcome back kiddies! Long time listeners know what they're in for with this episode, where Ian and Lono break down their daily horror intake for the month of October. That's right, no news, no bits, no crew questions! Just two horror lovin reefer maniacs going over the collective 60+ flicks that rotted their brains all month, and a couple groovy tunes to help it all go down smoothly. So sit down, shaddup, and enjoy the ride!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!

The most magical day of the year is finally here, and what better way to celebrate than to spend some time with your favorite reefer-fueled horror fanatics? Let's take it one step further and let you sit down on the couch with us as we experience an amazing horror double feature! This year's Spookfuckular is brought to you by the fantastically simulated time capsules of the WNUF Halloween Special and it's sequel the Out There Halloween Mega Tape. These are some of the most fun movies we've done for our annual Spookfuckular, and we know you're gonna love 'em! So get comfy with your favorite Halloween snacks, and come along for the ride with We Belong Dead!

Both of the movies showcased here are brought to you by Chris LaMartina and co., be sure to follow him on the socials and tell him how much you dig his work! And check out his webstore at www.wnuf.bigcartel.com !

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

Hoo boy, we are on a roll! After 175ish episodes, we're finally getting back into a rhythm. And have we got a doozy for ya! We've got talks of new releases (that's right, we watch things other than obscure weirdo horror from the 70s and 80s), we are back on Team Rob Zombie yet again, pine for fresh baked cookies, and try a new reefer strain that just may have broken Lono's brain! All that and more await you, so sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!

Well, we hit 100 numbered episodes, so it's all downhill from here! But we are back with the newest episode of We Belong Dead! We're a bit wiped from all that went into the last episode, but rest assured, we've still got plenty of goodies for you. This episode we've got all of your old favorites as well as Ian and Lono's prized possession lists, some of the most insightful crew questions to date, and the long-awaited double stuffed Scare Exchange! Trust me, there are some surprises with this one. So sit back and let our reefer fueled ramblings wash over you yet again. Enjoy!

Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at [email protected]. And if you liked the music you heard on this or any other episode, check out the We Belong Dead Tunes playlist on Spotify!

And don't forget to look up our sponsors, Remakes Plethora and Mani-Yack Monsters! They're some of the best spots to find all of the horror, occult, and general weirdo items that your dark little hearts desire. So head on over to https://www.etsy.com/shop/RemakesPlethora and https://mani-yackmonsters.com to check em out! Also, take a look at Jeff Brawn's fantastic wares at jeffbrawn.com as well as IBTrav Artworks at @ibtrav on Instagram!