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We have a special guest on the show this week and it’s a dude mowing the next door neighbor’s lawn during pretty much the duration of the show. (ASMR forever baby) This week the boys won’t shut the fuck up while talking about hot airport dudes, icy tots, dog CPAPs, and borderline harassing instagram promotion bots.

Hide your moms and hang your bagels out to try, we’re back at it. This week we scheme to build a cross bow that launches saw blades, listening to Bimbocore, talking about the blood oath thing, and carnivorous minks running rampant. Also, Okie goes full tote AND full fork.

You gotta try out if you wanna dry out. Half-off chickens, uber debacles, hurling churches into the ocean, and trading Matisyahu a guest spot on the cast for his truck are among things we’re talking about this week. The dudes also take a candy break in the middle of the show. We're improvising here. 

Time to take out the trash. This week we further confess our criminal sins while trying to figure out which one of us is an undercover cop. We're talking trash holes, flex fests, at-home cremation business ventures, and Okie is observing some fresh meats on air. Welcome to Kung-Fool School.

This episode is all about cyborg spines and slashing prices. TK is MIA. Okie returns to the cast following a two-episode hiatus and we’re going through the managerial handbook and reprimanding his ass. We’re also gonna tell you about the Paddle Bit and have a chat about animated bones. Bundle up baby, the future is on ice.

Ready to see what the internet has to offer? This week, we’re starting a K-9 ASMR Home Security Agency, kickstarting Splash’s career in stand up, and putting purgatory in a box. We’re gonna have a good time out there and we’ll see ya when you’re out there.

Get ready for a mouth load of mouth riffs as TK and Bret fly at half cast. This week we’re staying saucy while talking marinara-insulated houses, explosively hypothetical Olive Garden situations, good vibrations, and flavor subjectivity. Plus a check-in call from WBAP’s own Splash, as he takes a meaty excursion in Boston Texas.

The eagle has left the nest. This week, we’re shooting for the fences as four dudes struggle to order bagels, the WBAP Canon is discussed, a rat is in the house, and we’re busting out the fisheye. It’s all current events all the time, baby.

Get those tomahawk steaks a sizzlin’! This week we’re talking sunken hotels, soaking your scrap, sitcom intros, animorphing ourselves into minotaurs, roadside mishaps, and probably some other stuff, too. Hide your VIN and listen in.

You’ve opened the door to the dutch oven. This week we’re talking skin-melting farts, deep throating claymores, turtle foes, killer kinks, and following up on an Australian horse racing tragedy. Who’s the mark?