We Bought A Podcast

We’re speaking as soft as possible in this episode, tryna strengthen our vocal chords so we can get sick at acappella. This week we’re whispering about the mysterious death of Nikola Tesla, Crocodile Kings, faulty horseshoes, greasy steak outs, and Okie is on the quest to find fruitopia. We don’t give a rip if you give a rip about it.

This is how we do it. Absolutely unhinged and not a lick of format. Sonic Warfare, dude. We have a returning phone call with a brother of the cast, and a returning in-studio guest puts their testes to the test against TK's swift backhand. 

We’re back at full cast and more subtly unhinged than ever! This week we’re talking over each other about grandparent vending machines, gumbo wavepools, autobody experiences, and hunting with arsenic — PLUS we’re piping in some more of that good ole fashion Aussie ASMR. Baaaaaeeebe?

Sometimes you just gotta retreat to the NARTH, sip on some mead, and enjoy nature. But what fun is that if you're not podcasting in the woods? Join TK, Brett, and a panel of lovely ladies as they get rowdy around the campfire in the first ever WBAP special. 

Keep those pineapples at bay, we’re swinging in hot this week! Okie shows us his inbox and Splash gets accosted in a mansion - plus we’re talking company kickball ejections, unwanted sandwich samples, Butterbean, and calling cast alumni Vance Shepherd to ask him what’s his favorite religion. What are you doing here?

You simply cannot get to the point of buying a podcast without having an unruly past, so this week we’re diving into some of our old mischievous ways - from meat heists to pocketed plastic grapes. We’re also wrapping our mouths around a special snack compliments of Big Okie and you get to hear every bite. What else did you expect, a daddy boyfriend?

It’s absolute pandemonium in the interim studio this week! Okie is reading the news, TK is doing a jokie, and a windshield is destined for decimation via golf club. We also discuss pee trough etiquette, when and when not to rub your meat, and take a deep dive into some “Australian” ASMR. Tune in and find out which one of us has dental insurance!

On this day, a massive stack of pies was ordered. This week we’re joined in the interim studio by Keeper of the Tuck, Mad Dawg Madi, and further developing the Public Sanitation vigilante squad. We’re also buying a mud wrestling federation, talking about pee soaked produce, and Okie tells us of a time when he painted a wall with his own filth. You ready to feast? The waffle is ready, it just needs some butter.

All aboooooard! We’re joined this week by Vance Shepherd, Conductor of the Murder Train, and we’re going vigilante mode. We admire the screams of Sam Neill, talk death-by-banana, and TK shares an extremist madlib given to him by a religious stranger at the park. We also take a call from a disgruntled hockey player.

Assemble the floatilla, it’s about to get soggy in here. This week, a pyrex crisis is solved. We’re hitting the muck and talking wedding infiltrations, butt plugs in glass caskets, floating fish, and the industry of cobra slap management. Tune in or you’re gonna get tuned up.