We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

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We ask Why is there different dates for AMERICAN and CANADIAN Thanksgiving? JT lays down bad health tips such as "You gotta bulk it up before you tone it out!" BG talks riding skirts and being able to tell communities apart from the colours of their blankets. BG talks butterfly tattoos and JT brings out his inner Ryan Reynolds. We hear from Soma says and learn that rabbits are not rodents but JT doesn't believe it! We discuss a Dolores Cannon theory about ATLANTIS and Human-Animal Hybrids. We also touch on Crystal Stations, BERMUDA TRIANGLE, ley lines & THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT. We invent newest superhero, MICROPHONE MAN and make poutine in Ancient Egypt!
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We divulge the secret of the UNDERGROUND PUPPET FIGHTING LEAGUE. We go back and forth of the rules of CHICKEN FIGHTS – Is the bottom person allowed to kick and trip? WINE FLOODS the streets in Portugal and we hear JT's theory with Elon and Twitter. We learn that algorithms are hard and JT doesn't understand TikTok. JT talks Horse jumping and other new Guinness World Record holders. We discuss the age old question, WHAT IF HUMANS MOLTED like crabs or spiders?  JT talks about bursting with poutine and more about the new Canadian "Cult". 

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JT comes out Pumping Iron and we discuss new show JUSTIFIED: CITY PRIMEVAL. The horse a coaster gets a little emotional on this one. BG tells us how changing your hair changes your reality. We rant about the dumbest light fixture ever made! BG tells us the cutest story about super CUTE CHINCHILLAS. We bring up The Golden Compass and ask what if our souls were tied to animals?  In Nature Science Corner we ask, ARE RABBITS CONSIDERED RODENTS? Do you know what animal kills the most humans every year? The answer might surprise you. We discuss population control methods and how some podcasts are so specific these days. We ask WHAT CAME FIRST? PET OR PETTING? We hear a story of Sheep eating hundreds of pounds of weed and BG's horse's older sister gets into the “SPECIAL TOMATOES”. Have you heard of the new CANADIAN "CULT"?

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We smartly figure out that Bewitched and I dream of Genie were different shows. Jason Bollywood shows up and we talk functioning drug addicts. How much do you trust your doctor? We get a little gross with some medical talk. We discuss weed growing and watching movies with dad. BG goes for a walk and a bike ride. We figure out lycanthropy is actually a rare mental disorders and we talk about a few other rare disorders. Fear of art, Wind attacks and Alien Hand Syndrome. Did you know mental disorders tend to be regional? WARNING! Do not go to JT for medical advice! We ask, Is hotel art really art and BG talks about putting the fun back into exercise.

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We take after TOP GUN and ride the interstate to the safety zone. BG reveals her new career as a Bingo caller. We talk neurological horses and get super sciencey talking about chromosomes. We finish up our homework from last week talking about WEREWOMEN. JT has trouble with the word physician again and BG shows off her new tattoo. JT touches on the Allen Memorial Hospital and the horrible abuse that went on there peppering in bits of MKULTRA, EVIL DOCTORS, lobotomy's and the MURDER HOUSE. JT found a CBC interview with HUNTER S. THOMPSON and HELL'S ANGELS which turns into a deeply emotional talk about domestic abuse. We talk about legacy, patriarchy and ego and ask IS THERE A FEMINIZED VERSION OF JUNIOR? HEY, DID YOU KNOW Ted Bundy worked a suicide hotline. We ask what it would be like to feel grateful for a serial killer? We finish off asking WOULD YOU RATHER get trapped in the middle of a food fight or a water balloon fight?

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We come out SINGING with some sweet SHANIA TWAIN hits. We talk about feeling all the feels and discuss some tools and tips to help us all get through. We discover the theory of caring less as you get older. JT SICKNESS tells his story of passing out in the clinic. We talk DEATH TO SMOOCHY and ask why don't they have fitting rooms for headphones??? Lesson of the day: It's ok to cry. JT tells us about bawling over an AIR NEW ZEALAND commercial. Did you hear about the workers that cut through the GREAT WALL OF CHINA? Turns out we are very worldly when we ask Do people in China eat MANDARIN ORANGES? and Do they have Chinese Christmas? We rave and rant about poorly managed festivals and this new business policy of overbooking and overselling tickets. We learn the Nessie search turned up some bloops and play WOULD YOU RATHER have a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed? 
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BG brings out her inner Conan O'Brien and JT talks Hulk Hogan on Joe Rogan. We talk  early 90s hair and ask Does every teen girl want to be a marine biologist? We get a ticket for another ride on the horse-a-coaster and discover trombino squash. JT Science gives us the lowdown on the whole earthworm thing and we ask WHAT IF HUMANS ATE LIKE BIRDS? Remember that movie A League Of Their Own? We discuss why vampires have the best lifestyle out of all the monsters and it must be a real hassle to be a werewolf. Are there lady werewolves out there? How does all that work? We finish off asking Would You Rather spend a week in the forest or a night in a haunted house?

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We come in hard with the shoop a doop and the mermaid squirts. We talk weird sleep experiences. We learn that you can program your VCR in his sleep and JT tells a tale of his half in half out experience while sleeping. We tell stories about concussions and football hits. We figure out there are lots of cryptids we've never heard of and we ask Which cryptid would taste best? Did you know you can't say skinwalker anymore? They're now called flesh pedestrian. We break JT's brain when we ask What if cannibalism was legal? We talk new movies, The Out-Laws and We have fun laughing at the science behind Meg2. Hey, do earthworms have 5 stomachs? We also wanna know about cryptid experiences you may have had? 
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JT comes in hot as Jason Justice & tells a tale of a dick at the lake and sticking up for sweet old ladies. We also talk wedding photos, dating waitresses and the etymology of fancy names. We ask Why Do They Call It Sleep In Your Eyes? and BG talks weird sleep experiences. We discuss bird trust and why we trust handling some animals but not others? We get on a weird tangent and talk about loch ness monster on a spit roast and other delicious cryptid BBQ. We invent the ChupaQuatchaNessiePogo which we're sure is as delicious as it sounds. We talk about how many animals we tried riding before realizing horses were cool with it. We figure out the logistics of Dragon Animal Husbandry and ask If you could ride any animal, What would you ride? 

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Yes! It's here folks. We finally try the cat poop coffee. Technically called Kopi Luwak but you know what we mean. We discover a new character, Connie Coffiseur. We discuss International Delights like Rum N Butter and how coffee is an acquired taste. We also discuss the potential of elephant poop coffee and bird poop coffee. Bobbie Brooks sings country tunes and we don't understand the appeal of gagging. We talk Cortes Island Skate Jam and give big thanks to Rob “Sluggo” Boyce, Red Dragon Society and who da hell skates. We play Would You Rather and ask if you would put a stop to war or end world hunger? We learn of JT's 2 fold theory to end war. We get deep when we talk about moms losing their babies and end on a high note talking about how overwhelming it is to buy tampons.
Apologies for some of the audio issues. We had some technical troubles...basically JT forgot to hit record. 
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