We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

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We come in with a HEAD FULL OF POLLEN and discover Nap Time is the Best Time. JT explains why he doesn't look forward to sleeping and we learn that a carb crash is better than a car crash. We talk pee dreams, dream workouts and JT delivers a shovel sandwich while talking about a violent dream. We hear a couple new JT catchphrases and BG prepares for a fancy horsey photo shoot. JT poses a query; FREE WATER at festivals YAY OR NAY? We rave about the COACHELLA price list and the cost of festivals these days. We relay that sleeping in the car hurts sometimes. We talk The Trades TV show,  We discuss QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT and generational learning. Would You Rather bounce off of every surface you touch or never be able to jump again? 

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Simpsons clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxe6DiLXB3A&ab_channel=RabbitCatcher

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We told ourselves we weren't gonna cry this time. We talk to Jason and Bobbie Foolery about eating MAPLE BLOSSOMS and SOURDOCK. We hear all about JT's big package thanks to QUADIES.COM. Hey, do snails SLITHER, SLIDE OR SLINK? BG weaves a tale of wiping and cutting slug juice from the dog's face and we finally learn why ducks can eat slugs. We learn about the unfortunate new term, the less dead. We take a stroll down TANGENT ROAD and discover Uncle JT's Touchy Corner (it's not what you think) We talk about the amazing efforts going towards the baby orca rescue and JT tells us why , fire stations have poles and it's not for dancing! We finish off asking WOULD YOU RATHER have smelly feet or bad breath???

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JT comes in hot n sexy with his deep voice and BG tells us about accidental tie dye. Hey, remember CHIP & PEPPER? We find out BG is a 2 timer when it comes to horses. BG talks trail maintenance, and you get to hear a little about how the sausage is made.
BG talks artificial insemination and JT learns about horse genitalia. BG channels her inner pioneer while foraging STINGING NETTLES and making a nettle dip inspired by @whichbetty. We learn about eating maple blossoms and that undercooked bacon can give you tapeworms, We learn how to make hash cones and discover that BG and JT are ready to perform a HOMEMADE TRACHEOTOMY if necessary. We also talk about PAST LIFE REGRESSION, Sylvia Browne and birthmarks.
Also, Would You Rather be locked overnight in an AMUSEMENT PARK or in a SHOPPING MALL?

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We start off with some grooming and primping and discuss adult acne. We explain our  'technical difficulties' and ask What do they call oil on a DUCK'S BACK? BG shows off her new riding skirt and we ask Why the hell don't women's clothes have pockets? We learn that JT is an excellent SALAD TOSSER and somehow we end up talking about feces in a RUBE-GOLDBERG machine. We figure that we gotta watch more I LOVE LUCY and do a quick review about the amazing show, RESERVATION DOGS. Why do new comedies turn more towards drama as they go? We compare Survivor Australia to the US version and ask which show WOULD YOU RATHER go on?

BG's riding skirt maker: www.thecreativedaughter.ca
Australian Survivor Fans Page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1681983968729917/

Intro Music: OMW by Dr. Delight

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This week it's the We can't hold a doggie podcast. We come in firing with the wrong STAYIN ALIVE lyrics and JT tells us a bad ORANGUTAN story. We learn that Big Jaguar is all about the profits and discover JT's secret hobby about animals. JT talks about getting laid-off and thinks about a possible career change as Doctor Dance! BG reveals her workaround for CHARADES and she sparkles while giving TATTOOS to kids! We don't mess around when it comes to painting eggs and discuss names of gross things that actually sound nice. We talk LA BREA  and guilty pleasure TV shows.

SNL Drug Company Hearing:  https://youtu.be/UPx_X3DjXy8
Intro Music: OMW by Dr. Delight

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We come in hot with our mouths stuffed full of COOKIES and what could be the WORLD'S THICKEST TONGUE. We talk music, sing badly and try a few tongue twisters. BG goes for cutest BUTTON NOSE record and tells us about passive vs dynamic meditation.  BG talks about her recent horsey awareness sessions and the crazy price of HAY these days. We find out JT's new porn name is Maximum Bigness and BG explains the dangers of dog grooming. We hear BG contemplating getting back into the lip sync game and discuss the UPCOMING LOCAL VARIETY SHOW. We review ICE RACER SHOWDOWN and learn that HAVING FUN is more important than WINNING, We discuss the many nuances of LEATHER CHAPS and discover a new character, OCTOPUS STEVENS! 

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We ask a lot of questions in this one. Where did the term chapped ass come from? Notice how you don't really hear radio or TV static anymore? How long does it take a snail to grow their shell? We learn about the phrase “Blowing smoke up your ass”, it's real origin and discover it's tied to the founding of the Royal Humane Society. Do we have foot tastebuds? Can taste and flavour be carried through the blood? We talk The Great British Bake Off and Cruising With Susan Calman, We discuss British sayings and translations. In England, if cookies are biscuits, what do they call biscuits?

Tool Aenema: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CehYA3omb5o&ab_channel=TOOLVEVO

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We come in hard talking PUZZLES and Jason Bateman's beard. We discuss the new season of TRUE DETECTIVE and compare it to the first season. We discuss the logistics of online grocery shopping while living on a REMOTE ISLAND. JT does his best impression of SCATMAN and BG laments about Lip sync scheduling. We praise Cortesradio.ca and discover that clothes are holes. We talk pre distressed clothes and hats; creativity vs. living the adventure. JT joins a diverticulitis support group and we come up with some novel ways to eat RASPBERRIES. Hey, does anyone make CLAMATO JUICE besides Mott's? SALTY THE DOG got soooo BIG! We bring up Survivor Australia: Titans Vs. Rebels and ask Would You Rather LOOK LIKE A FISH or SMELL LIKE A FISH?

SNL clothes are holes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYDZMn2bCPI&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

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DISCLAIMER: May contain some nasty medical talk! Actually, it definitely does BUT not a lot.
Always remember, Life is a bowelance. We tell you why we've taken an extended leave as JT tells us about his recent hospital stay. BG explains Galentine's Day to us and she stabs a  bee??? We talk Horse riding, HORSEY MEDITATION and getting into the mind of a horse. We discuss People's inability to learn new things and that's why ALIENS DON'T SHOW THEMSELVES. We talk about the watch party we had for the livestream Handsome podcast and discuss the not-so-subtle nuances of dog and cat roommates. We, for some reason, end up asking...WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE LIQUID?

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We start out using GIRAFFES as measurement tools and somehow PUPPY TOY stuffing leads to STUFFED MUSHROOMS. We tell the heroic details of a recent horse rescue and how amazing SERENDIPITY can be sometimes. We are super thankful to our community and island for their love and support. JT discusses his journey to a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD.  We ask If you could teleport to anyplace in the universe to observe it safely for 1 hour, where would you go? We top it off with a review of LEO and BOY SWALLOWS UNIVERSE. 

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