We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

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Well, we took a week break but not a weak break. We figure out JT’s new rap name, Notorious A.S.T.H.M.A. We start off talking about seat sniffers, BG takes care of Horsey lady bits injuries and JT tells a horror story of his buddy's bits getting snagged on a tree! We talk about LOSING WEIGHT and utilizing a dog for a walking buddy. Salty finds a new gross squishy toy and BG exposes her meat bag trick! We show off some electric lettuce and explain how ISLAND LIFE isn’t for everybody. Did you know the internet weighs as much as a strawberry? We do a review of the new CROW MOVIE and love the 90s style! We ask WOULD YOU RATHER have a year without desserts or eat wasabi every day? and WOULD YOU RATHER be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or star in a B movie?

Caricature art by Meinsje Vlaming.

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We come out soft and quiet this episode talking about making gates and fence sharks! We talk work bees, horsey shelters and promiscuous sand. We hear JT's big apology for last week’s mistake. We tell some fake n bake news and discover censors actually make things funnier and way more graphic. We discuss the Seinfeld 'not that there’s anything wrong with that' episode and the origin of DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. We learn very little about SEE THROUGH MICE and a little more about Young Guns. JT talks about his new way of juggling things in his head and BG talks about tomato growing. We discuss a weird correlation between Hitler & Goldfish. We ask WOULD YOU RATHER be brought back as a dog or as a cat in your next life and tell the folk tale of Cat & Kitten Island. We discuss the freaky effects of the MIRROR GAZE EXPERIMENT after talking about the new Expedition X episode. JT rants about streaming apps and we get nostalgic talking about BACK TO SCHOOL supplies.

JT's favourite Whiteboard app: www.miro.com

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Happy 100!!
We come out soft riding our Flaccid unicorn. JT displays his catfish moustache and we discover Marcin and his musical hands. We talk about the weird flick, HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS and discuss things turning 100 this year. We talk Wheaties, Vladimir Lenin, Kleenex, Hitler and Band-Aids. Did you know Tampons used to have cocaine and morphene in them? Neither did JT. We invent The Cooter Soother and learn that it's HARD TO BE HUMBLE. We get nostalgic talking about the difficult ways we accessed music back in the day. We talk making MIXTAPES, recording off TV and getting the WRONG SONG LYRICS. We talk the pros and cons of Spotify and love learning about new music from social media. We talk about Nature sounds genius Cosmo Sheldrake and show off Shelley’s sweet buns! JT shows off his wood and we talk deep oceans vs. circling the globe in this week's WOULD YOU RATHER?

Marcin, the incredible guitarist: https://youtu.be/f_VDbZEeYBM?si=AZ2dnLUoZNXmH1lj
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This was a biggie worthy of 99 episodes! We come out talking COLD TURKEY, ALGORITHMS, and introduce our new character, Kevin Breakin! We talk obscure olympic sports and what sports should be in there, like BALLOON VOLLEYBALL. We touch on tiny writing and carving and we definitely don't want to talk more about breakdancing but it's inevitable. We ask why do we make fun of breakdancing in the Olympics but not synchronized jumping into water or two dudes, one sled! JT explains how all sports should be allowed in the olympics and we ask why ELON MUSK doesn't have his own cologne? BG asks who was the first person to try BEAVER GLANDS and it turns out not ALL WOMEN love PICKLES. We talk female circumcision and why there will be no boxing in the next Olympics. BG lays out the politics behind the hair olympics and JT talks about the new trend of Olympians being picked for being pretty. We discuss BRAND NAMES vs. Knockoffs, how many clowns can actually fit in a car and ask if humans are too dumb for aliens to bother with? We expand on the NUTELLA VS SYRUP question and get deep into GOOEY WRESTLING! We talk about new ways to structure the Olympics and just opening it up to all competitors? And for a nice palette cleanser, we finish off discussing clover or GRASS for your lawn. 

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Welcome to The Slept In Podcast, We start out discussing JT's workout routine featuring more taint pain while BG sings that famous George Michael song, BONE TO SEAT. We talk about The Dan Band, Slipknot and throw out some bad Michael Jackson jokes. B-G asks why guys pockets are bigger than ladies. We talk Shoresy, Big Brother and Biggest Loser. BG gets inspired by the AMERICAN GLUTTON Podcast, and talks goals, foods and MAINTENANCE PLANS. We discuss the scandalous Olympic breakdancing and past and future Olympic sports. We bring up the “para”lympic games like GHOST RACES and VAMPIRE JAVELIN.

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This one starts out a little raunchy. We come out clapping and inevitably end up discussing the clap! We rave about a visit with one of our favourite little buddies Harlan and learn kids and dogs sometimes don't play the same games. We don't know babies! We break down the 4th wall talking about BUG APOCALYPSES, puzzles, MICHELANGELO'S DAVID and Santa Claus again. We bring up the world's oldest trade and ask Why are they named Johns? and Who was the first John? We bust a meme myth and discover CHUCK NORRIS ACTION PANTS and end off discovering the origins of 'bought the farm'

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We start out deep in the sand talking about JT's dad's visits. We talk about CASTLES FOR SALE and JT does his Shakira impression. We get hyped about Flava Flav and discuss how Olympic athletes have to pay their own way. We tackle some Facebook audience topics starting with Kale's Question corner where we talk CHEEZ WHIZ, CYBERTRUCKS, BENNIFER, BEARDS and SANTA! We also get spacey talking METEORS, CHUCK NORRIS, TRENCHFOOT and MICROPLASTICS! We finish off asking Would You Rather MOW OR WEED WHIP?

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Strap yourselves in folks! We talk about pretty much everything controversial in this one! First, We come out with our O faces on for the Olympics. BG talks about competing for Canada in Washington for the Hair Olympics and shows off her FIREY jacket. We discuss the OPENING CEREMONIES SCANDAL and end up talking about people's Tolerance for HUMANITY. BG gets emotional discussing the Olympic horse trainer scandal and we ask how much people should be punished for their pasts? We talk about too many KEYBOARD WARRIORS issuing death threats, Trumps maxi pad ear cover and HANGNAILS. BG has fun at Horsey kids camp and we discuss the loose premise of MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Would You Rather SWIM in a POOL of NUTELLA or MAPLE SYRUP? 

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We come out with a little Hip Hop Hooray Hooooo and realize we're actually pretty Wholesome by Nature. We enjoy talking about B-G's braids and bumbleberry pie. Where did the word bumble come from? We ask how conductive are your fingernails? Does reiki and other touch healing work when they have nail polish? We've been watching the OLD SCHOOL prison show Oz. We jump into more Horsey meditation and talk Artisans markets. JT details his new BuildTent and talks Blacksmithing. Are there whitesmiths or pinksmiths? We discuss BeeBoxing, Raising bees, BEEMANCES, BEARMANCES and funky dogs! 

Hip Hop Hooray by Naughty by Nature: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz1Xn1vzOM4&ab_channel=TommyBoy

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We make hay while the sun is shining and BG brings out a Dune deep cut. We throw out some Half-Ass facts and talk about Skipping school and quitting jobs back in the day. We get a little deep talking about hidden depression symptoms, childhood anxiety and how there seems to be more help and awareness for that kinda thing nowadays. We get a little sweaty talking HOT HOT HEAT! 
We detail our recent Wedding Anniversary celebration featuring BEACH TIME with SALTY and give a big thanks for our amazing dinner at Hollyhock Resort. We get pretty serious asking why MULLETS are a thing now. We play WOULD YOU RATHER only watch one single movie for the rest of your life or only eat the same food for the rest of your life?

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