We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

We Can't Pick a Title Podcast

By B-G & Too Far ThompsonComedyTV & FilmEducationSelf-Improvement
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We Can't Pick a Title Podcast episodes

  • Episode 92: Tropic of Crapricorn

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    We come out in full accents discussing racism and humour! Supplies!! We touch on UHF and Weird Al Yankovic. We drive tangent road all the way around the block.  JT comes up with a new intro song theme song and we ask if dogs wore pants, how would they fit? We inevitably move on to CAT DRESSES, CHARLIE CHAPLIN & HITLER MUSTACHES. We finally find out why they're called Strawberries. We play a ladder game asking what our favourite FROZEN TREAT is. We review TV shows THE GREAT ESCAPISTS AND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE. We talk PUZZLES and ask If you were a PIRATE, Would You Rather have a PARROT or DOLPHIN as a familiar?

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    56 min
  • Episode 91: Five Leaf Clover!

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    We delve into EQUINOXES, SOLSTICES, MERIDIANS and TROPICS and JT comes up with his new wobble theory. We talk school reunions and ask if FACEBOOK should be purely for fun? BG talks about Facebook dicks and thankful that sometimes the GARBAGE takes itself out. BG lays out the details of her recent horsey meditation, we touch on our own meditative experiences and JT tells of the science of meditation. We talk about the Moonclaw 1 album and Qveen Herby's new album, THE ALCHEMIST. We discuss Salty the most eligible bachelor and dog neutering. BG finds a 5 LEAF CLOVER. We discover that correct spelling and good printing made a world of difference when we were kids. We weigh the differences between Taking to things naturally vs. Struggling. We end off playing WOULD YOU RATHER swim in the OCEAN or a LAKE?

    Wise Guidance at www.orianelee.com
    Moonclaw album: https://open.spotify.com/album/2DPmS64toA79jfVt5NPdGN?si=t81_4Y0PQOCUouBbkVx31A
    Qveen Herby new album: https://open.spotify.com/album/0vYboqjEVZqvkf3gNGcXu2?si=bVH234ejRmSFFHwN4PqmsA

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 90: Hot Dog Broth!

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    Sorry for the weird audio in the beginning, it gets better. We break out talking dish piles and brownies, but not what you think. We mention Anthony Bourdain and somehow transfer to Hot dog, pierogi, broccoli water.  HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! We find out where the term SCOT-FREE comes from? We talk about the show Upload and hash out our ULTIMATE DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. We figure out the logistics of FANTASY FLYING ANIMALS and dive into the deep end of GOLDEN GIRLS. We get to the nitty gritty of the FRIEND ZONE and discuss ocean vs lake for MAKING WHOOPEE.  We ask Would You Rather eat only burgers or only ice cream for a week? and Would You Rather be stuck as a character in FRIENDS or in BREAKING BAD? 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 89: BattleBits!

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    We talk about the show UPLOAD and the many aspects of a DIGITAL AFTERLIFE. JT gets flared up talking about reactive skin and Battlebits! We realize we've heard of armoires but are there legoires? We go down the hole discussing OUTER RANGE and JT's man crush on Josh Brolin. We talk Snake sanctuaries and ask What would your pets look like if they were part human? We play WOULD YOU RATHER live on a boat or a treehouse? and BG avoids the Patrick SwayZone. We ask Would you rather have SUPER WEIRD DREAMS forever or never dream again? 

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    47 min
  • Episode 88: Wind Lettuce!

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    BG goes 24/7 horsey and JT gets needy. We talk MUTT & JEFF which inevitably leads to talking SHEEP MEAT. We discuss our Foul mouthed parrot friends and BG's birthday present. We share the recipe for our newest treat, ORANGE JULIUS. We ponder if there's watermelons, are there other ELEMENTAL MELONS? What about other foods? Why isn't WIND LETTUCE a thing? JT feels a little deflated in his projects and justifies using A.I. art out of necessity. JT learns that paddling upstream is still paddling. We talk BG's new favourite book by Oriane Lee Johnston, THE GEOGRAPHY OF LEARNING. We invent a new character, CSIclops and ask, any new shows you're watching?  We finish off playing WOULD YOU RATHER be able to control fire or control water? And Would you rather be a famous artist or a famous athlete?

    Check out https://book.orianelee.com/ for more info about the book BG is reading.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 87: Gastro Theatre

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    Well we have a couple false starts with this one and determine that podcasts are hard. We have a new character to work on, PUNOCCHIO!  We ask Would You Rather WATERMELON OR CANTALOUPE? We ask our audience if they have any Would You Rathers for us? We discover what a BLINTZ is realize we definitely want one with a BONG. BG talks dairy and how blue eyed folks get extra phlegmy. JT does his Bubba impression, twice! JT rants about his newest pet peeve, GASTRO ENTERTAINMENT. We discuss the many new adjectives of weed strains and get dirty with Facebook SCAMMERS. We do a full review of THE FALL GUY movie starring Ryan 'The Canadian Goose' Gosling. That leads us into talking action movies and we ask WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE THEATRE? We end with a quick game of Would You Rather have SEVEN FINGERS OR SEVEN TOES? 

    Herbie – Fingers Album: https://youtu.be/3A55wBwWX6c?si=8HjaSEvzpTzWqqYQ
    Intro Music: OMW by Dr. Delight

    Caricature Art by Meinsje Vlaming

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 86: Wrexham? Damn Near Killed Em!

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    We come in singing, jacked up and ask Do you guys have any weird nicknames for your clothes? Apparently we do. We talk JT's new obsession Welcome To WREXHAM and BG's old obsession, DUNE 2. JT talks about kickin up the sarcasm notch to profile people and BG gives the lowdown on growing veggies! We shamelessly put the call out for any SPONSORS and talk about the Big Brother Canada WINNER. We discover the comedy ANIMAL CONTROL and talk about being less CYNICAL when it comes to tv and movies. We get to see some new PUPPIES and talk about eating deliciousness at Cortes Island Seafest. 

    Body and Skin Care at www.twigroot.ca

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 85: Bear vs. Man

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    We go a little long on this one but don't worry folks, we solve all the world's problems in this episode. JT comes out not hot and we discuss how important it is to feel all your feels. We talk scary PILOT TRICKS and being not kind to your body when you're younger. For some reason we talk about MOWING and fertilizers. Do they still make WEEDEX BARS??? We talk about the exclusivity of religion and carrying crap around with you. BG helps us with some tools to get around negativity and reminds us, Don't get too worked up about Facebook. We talk the BEAR vs MAN Experiment and the things women have to do just to live their daily lives. We round it off discussing the politics of NUDE BEACHES.

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 84: Happy Birthday BG!!

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    Happy Birthday to BG!! She talks all about the damn ROBINS going after the peas and we find out about JT's birthday traditions using his FINE ART. Also, Happy Birthday to Qveen Herby! We talk weird weather and horsey playtime. Warning: JT does some white mansplaining about race relations. We tell stories from our sordid employment pasts and we discuss B.S. company policies. We touch on a sensitive question; Do we need schools when you can find every answer you need online? We end off talking about TWINS that didn't know they were TWINS and the everlasting BOND of BEST FRIENDS. 

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    59 min
  • Episode 83: Schmechnical Splifficulties!

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    We come out asking Do you have any weird CHEERS rules? We learn that EVERY DAY IS KIDS DAY. JT recites one of his favourite SNL sketches and we make a new drinking game out of it. Heads up, we get a little emotional thinking of newly departed friends. We touch on the new Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast and we get political talking about BEACH VOLLEYBALL uniforms. We discuss FALLOUT, 3 Body Problem and FALLOUT again. We hash out the Big Bang theory, multiverses and Men In Black. We find out JT is building a dirt spinner and hear our stories of Home demolition. We go down every tangent road while discussing A.I. before heading into a deep dive. We learn about POUCHES and IRISH TWINS. Finally we ask, Would You Rather have soft kitties or AI?

    SNL Australian Screen Legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5llm2WnLIaA&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

    Intro Music: Intro Music: OMW by Dr. Delight

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    1 hr 7 min

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Here it is folks. Husband & Wife comedy duo B-G & J.T. have excellent jib-jab and it's about time to share it with the rest of the world. Let's just say we have a "unique" way of looking at…