Both Astronauts are back and in the same room. Melissa recaps her surgery, Alex tries to figure out how he can get his hands on some drugs, and Dave Russell shuffles in to do some Russelling.

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The Astronauts have nothing to talk about so they head down memory lane. Alex makes Dave Russell uncomfortable with his safe word and Melissa just doesn’t give a shit.

The Astronauts check out the baby cheese challenge. Dave drops by with a gift. Melissa mourns Luke Perry while Alex tries to figure out who that is.

The Astronauts talk black face. Alex goes on a long awaited rant and Melissa talks about dating on Bumble

The Astronauts catch a ride with Dave Russell. Alex lets us know about the Cleveland Steamer and Melissa talks some Monkees, RIP Peter Tork.

The Astronauts review the top 13 gifts to give your Valentine. Alex tells us what loves is and Melissa lets you know what she would do with Billy Joel and a heart shaped quiche.

The Astronauts come in hot with Super Bowl talk. Melissa takes a critical look at Adam Levine’s Tats and Alex prays for a glimpse of Andre 3000’s nipples.