The Astronauts come in hot with the roughest opener. Melissa can’t handle social media and Alex gives his best send up to USA.  

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The Astronauts talk Samsquanches, Unsolved Mysteries  and David Duchovny.  Melissa shares Monty news and Alex becomes the face of Medical Marijuana.

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The Astronauts figure out how to move to Cape May.  Alex lets us know the best way to die and Melissa gives movie reviews on films that came out a good 20 years ago. Enjoy!

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The Astronauts turn in a giddy shit show.  Alex wishes Arl & Ethan Polchinski would come to him in a dream and Melissa tells a story that she will continue to tell until the day she dies.

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The Astronauts talk some boob sweat and Spanx. Dave Russell gets bloto at the pool; Alex lends us all some Guatemalan Street Cred and Melissa reveals Garth Brook’s darkest secret.  

The Astronauts are sequestered in the basement. Lou Dobbs comes in hot with some current news and Alex goads Melissa into talking about abortion.

The Astronauts deal with an insane amount of technical difficulty. Alex creates a new company, Melissa recounts the moment her spirit was broken and we find out that Dave Russell loves Spiderman.

The Astronauts come up with their 5 year plan. Alex breaks his finger and Melissa gives her review of DUMBO. Old man Dave Russell drops by to talk about his pedometer and gas prices. Yes folks this show is off the hook this week.

Alex gives us the official spelling for Chaboi while Melissa recounts tales from the back of her Kia Soul. And if that wasn’t enough, Dave Russell literally goes on a 5 minute rant on marshmallow peeps and no one is better for it.

Both Astronauts still can’t get enough of Regulators and Snoop Dogg. Melissa puts together a Luke Perry slide show, while Alex brags about listening to Billie Holiday. Also, a Dave Russell lets us know about neck tattoos.