No this isn't us singing a Justin Bieber song, just explaining why we fail and the good reason behind it. 

The Astronauts get into some Christmas Gift Giving. Melissa recounts her parents’ bizarre gifting habits and Alex confesses to being one of those weird Popeye Sandwich People.

Montgomery Jones Esquire chases the Astronauts from the studio. Melissa gives her year in review and Alex starts a vendetta with Philadelphia Fans. 

The Astronauts are down a man as Alex calls in sick. Melissa gives the lowdown on the best eating pants and Rob Kain breaks down the Prices Right Showcase Showdown.

Melissa searches for Alex.  Rob Kain stops by to talk pig stomachs and Montgomery Jones receives a new title.

The Astronauts talk revamp. Alex explains racism and Chick-fil-A coupons while Melissa talks subscription boxes.

The Astronauts preview Kayne West’s new album. Melissa is baffled when it comes to the Kayne & Kenny G relationship while Alex starts a flame war with Tom Cruise.  Enjoy and follow us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group and on Instagram @wecouldhavebeenastronauts.

The Astronauts have returned. Melissa gives a Montgomery Jones Maker of Heaven and Earth update while Alex voices his disgust of movie snacks. Enjoy and follow us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group and on Instagram @wecouldhavebeenastronauts.  

The Astronauts talk shaming and cancel culture. Melissa defends her moderate love of fall and baked goods that happen to feature a pumpkin flavor. Alex gets all Walden as he talks about living in the “Gray Space”.