The Astronauts continue their feud with Tipper Gore. Alex talks about his white privilege (because no one told him he's Guatemalan) and Melissa just wants to eat a sandwich and maybe kill someone.

The Astronauts watch nature go crazy on a Murder Hornet. Melissa decides she will learn Twitter just to troll Tipper Gore and Alex has just about enough of Elon Musk and celebrity stage names.

It's an Astro Extra reminding us all to embrace the small things and maybe not butt chug bleach.

The Astronauts decide where they should and shouldn't do drugs. Melissa thinks she's being visited by either a paranormal Monty or samsquanch and Alex fires in hot with the latest UFO and Cheeto talk.

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The Astronauts celebrate a very unlikely milestone. Alex erects a shrine to Roy Rogers and Melissa does some Covid dreaming. Samsquanch erotica also makes its return, enjoy!

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Astronaut Extra: Melissa & Alex try to figure out how to mow a lawn. They soon give up and pose a challenge to the listening audience.

The Astronauts survive another week of Thunderdome. Melissa has figured out the cure to cancer thanks to alcohol and Alex reminisces about the time the Guatemalan Cartel gave him his birth date. There may be some football talk in there too. Enjoy

In spite of their ongoing audio issues, the Astronauts turn in their most intelligent conversation to date (this just means no dick jokes were told). Alex brings the stats while Melissa delivers the most F bombs in broadcast history.

The Astronauts are back with some iffy sound quality and a Dave Russell mystery. Alex actually has some sage advice and Melissa learns why she can't be in quarantine.

Since it's the Holidays, the Astronauts tell you what not to talk about during family gatherings. Alex wages a religious war and Melissa goes on a date with a guy with the gouts.