The Astronauts are talking the election, how could they not? Melissa is not ready to celebrate because God never lets her have anything nice, and Alex is living his political dream with very little sleep and a whole lot of analysis.

The Astronauts welcome their new fans in India. Melissa pledges to take up Scientology and Alex assures us there is an afterlife. We would be remiss if we didn't talk about Fleetwood Mac and Ghost Monty. Join the Astronauts on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook group and tell a friend about that show.

Astro Extra: Verizon makes Melissa be a bitch and Alex needs answers to some pretty important questions.

The Astronauts share their 5G anxiety. Melissa refuses to talk the Presidential Debate and Alex becomes the perfect mix of Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg.

The Astronauts show why they could never be astronauts, cause math is hard. Melissa looks into starting a candy venture and Alex tries super hard to coin a phrase….and fails.

The Astronauts go on a marathon. Trigger Warning, there is a lot of political talk thanks to Alex. Melissa recounts 9/11 and oddly enough agrees with Alex Bishop's somewhat lucid commentary.

The Astronauts turn in an episode fraught with alcohol and dog interruptions. Alex, after nine years, finally becomes the model boyfriend until Melissa unearths the truth. Oh yeah and there is talk of fetishes and pizza.

The Astronauts decide who to vote for.

The Astronauts review the WAP video. Melissa and Alex just can't let it go.

The Astronauts find out who really listens to the show. Melissa finds her reason to live in a Ren & Stimpy reboot an Alex is blown away by the WAP video.