The Astronauts do a deep dive on the Quaid Dynasty. Melissa goes in search of hard pickle seltzer and Alex pinpoints the exact moment when drugs will finally destroy his brain.

The Astronauts send their love to their fans in India. Melissa can't handle self-checkout lines and Alex wants America to only have 50 states as he redraws state boundaries.

The Astronauts tell you what Must See TV really is. Melissa is still trying to figure out what's going on in the Middle East and Alex finds something even "better" than the Trump Rambo flag.

The Astronauts plan a world tour. Melissa wonders if cults need to register as an LLC and Alex is all about his new nickname "David Cop-A-Feel".

The Astronauts figure out the difference between hoagies and grinders. Melissa knows that Santa is immortal and Alex discovers his type of lady.

The Astronauts kick off season 2 with AK 47 fire. Alex believes listeners will save America and Melissa once again lands herself firmly on another watch list.

The Astronauts may have committed slander and or libel against Andrew Cuomo. Melissa looks into launching an OnlyFans and Alex goes back to school to become a Walmart Pharmacist.

The Astronaut's watch in awe as James Brown goes off the rails in a 1988 CNN interview. Melissa is missing bars and Alex fills the listeners in on the etymology of Snoop Dogg's name.

The Astronauts ponder their place on the Rainbow Bridge. Melissa questions men's choices on dating apps and Alex goes against his circadian rhythm.

The Astronauts survive Snowmageddon 2021. Melissa has an accident and Alex continues his confusion between guinea pigs, gerbils and hamsters.