The Astronauts contemplate a road trip with Dave Russell. Alex weighs in on shark movies and Melissa once again fails at karaoke.

The Astronauts witness a once in a lifetime event.  Alex decides to go organic and Melissa teams up with Elon Musk to complete her bucket list.

Melissa talks about the Seattle plane hijacking while Alex continues to destroy his body with Red Bull. Dave goes ape shit on the vending machine, and the Astronauts start a new fan club.

The Astronauts talk lady facial hair. Alex goes to a Phish Concert, Dave divulges his trigger words, and Melissa wonders what she has done wrong in the world to have to listen to such conversations.  

The Astronauts debate drinking music. Alex teaches Melissa how to meditate. Melissa embarks on a new experiment with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

The Astronauts make a wish. Melissa recounts her Go-Gurt-less life and Alex signs up for Paranormaldate.com. Warning there is talk of Samsquanch Erotica in this episode, listener discretion is advised.

The Astronauts give Dave Russell tips on how to drink in public. Alex offends Dunkin Donuts & Melissa is shocked when Alex comes prepared with show prep.

The Astronauts grabble with another hard loss. Alex learns how to avoid DUI’s, and Melissa refuses to believe she can’t hit all the high notes in a Boyz II Men song.  
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The Astronauts debate how much money they would pay to have sex with Joe Namath. Melissa talks Missing 411, and Alex embracing his old manness and complains about the weather.
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The Astronauts talk Instagram woes. Melissa attempts to take a selfie, and Alex professes his love of all things Asian.