The Astronauts weigh in on the Tim Burton’s Dumbo Trailer. Alex is still suffering from nerve damage and Melissa just can’t stop talking about her love of guinea pigs.

Dave Russell stops by and encourages Alex to commit insurance fraud. Melissa sings some Boyz II Men, and the Astronauts finally demolish the Kicking The Bucket List.

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The Astronauts talk cursive writing and Dave recaps his hell of a weekend. Also in this episode, Alex offends another nation and Melissa tells the story of how she got fired from her job selling airplane parts.

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The Astronauts talk about how they found each other. Alex feels left out of Ancestry.com and Melissa just loves her some Janet.

The Astronauts talk some hockey. Dave Russell starts the Astronauts on another mission. Alex introduces us to his Hurr-i-cane & Melissa gets permission to date Alex’s son.

The Astronauts talk lazer beams. Alex continues on his inappropriate rampages and Melissa tries to contain Dave Russell and his love of prime rib buffets.

The Astronauts talk microwave clean ups. Melissa auditions for Extreme Sports voiceover work, and Alex reads us a poem.

Alex talks forgiveness and Melissa teaches Charlize Theron to gain weight. The Astronauts also continue on their Kick The Bucket List.

The Astronauts talk Oreos. Alex asks Bill Cosby for drugs, and Melissa sees how many Jon/Johns she can fit in her basement.

The Astronauts talk fitness and stalking their exes. Melissa unearths a “Little Giggles” franchisee and Alex continues to be the most woke man on the planet.