SHOW NOTES:
Softcore History - we have a normal sized stop light
All About Bones - I need some private time with the gorilla
The Cartoon Awards - here's Charlie Brown, look what we've done to him
Trailer Trash - you're gonna push these all the way to the North Pole goddammit
Tax Debt Financial Settlement Services - is this what Bob Hope sounds like?
Renegadio Rootb - it tastes terrible to children
Odd Bang! - how many NBA all-stars can we kill?
The Hardcall - give us 50 grand and we'll start a bad ice cream
Encyclopedia Woman - "bear and grin it when you're in it"