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The Game of Acquisition - the innovators behind the Sad Sack™ Budding Athletes - they are headbutt crazy Welcome to Boat City - ignore Batman's drug habits Off The Streets This Week - Doctor Jake Durango Pod Smokes - it's Outback's world we're just living in it Watchguys - I was walking slow, I was having a bad time Greedom - you need to kick the robot butler in the nuts Unhappy Hour - it's the first podcast released as a voicemail

Slipping Mickeys - he slipped and fell from his little metal croissant 

The Patron Saint of Podcasts - prescribe the rainbow, taste the rainbow

Tales from the Crypto - the tight hug of space

The Saber Metricians - getting into a tickle fight with the firefighters for science

I Wrote Hitler Phonebooth - he's having a bogus journey

TigerBello Frents - dueling gumbo shows

Rockfished - did the burglar look like Krillin?

Safe From Town Disaster Phil in Plain Podcast - "nothing but love, Christine"

Whine Knows Face Story - this is somehow less horrible

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It's a detective story about a man with a moon for a head. 

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Written by:

Nathan P. Woodard

Starring:

AJ Estes as Moonroe

Zac Carman as Earlie, Dougie, Man, Voice, Homeless Guy

Charity Bass-Murphy - Mrs. Hansen, Aileen

Facey Clark - Wang, Walt

Joey Eberling - Cowboy Jack

Lena Beamish - Freida, Jana

Patrick Passafiume - Bryce, Delivery Guy, Repo Man

Stephen Holthouser - Danny

We gave our AI, the PodTron 4500 the opening line from To Kill a Mockingbird and this is what it wrote. Critics are raving: "way more killing, way more mockingbirds." 

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Trek's Mechs - giant robot with a cane Try Not to Cum Podcast - I'm not gonna stop banging this hammer Just Say Nope - help I'm stuck high on life McGee and Us - he's Cool Chuck now Culture Zone - oh no someone call Hippocrates Overhear the Deep Brewery - we're just down here having a muffled conversation Moonroe - please Carol Channing and Tatum O'Neal don't get into the transporter You Show - it's anyone and everyone's show

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The Menu Doctors - I'll have the soft serve gravy

Nathan and the Chipmunks - this time they're funky fresh 

Financial Advice - Angelina Jolie's babies gotta give us the net

Whistle While You Work It On Out - diamond babies having diamond babies

Superlatives - did you see what Corey was doing?

The Opie Kirk Show - I got my Rogerses mixed up

The Best Take - Marty should go all the way

Doctor Dead with Ronathan A. Minds - I'm trying to go to the Bahamas

The Drunken Podcall Project - surprise yourself and be a part of the show

There's a Monster in My Podcast - hey do you wanna be a gangster?

Memory Lane - that fish has a puffy nipple

Take Back Tonight - mfw the homies try to get me on the helicopter

My Dippers with Andrew 2: The Big Chili - no Tchaikovsky whatsoever

What a Wonderful Parade - we're the real beef eaters here

The Sneakonomics Radio - SAFFRON! SAFFRON! SAFFRON!

Fresh: A Try - honestly not a bad idea

Kill You - vowel math just ain't my thing

BOOM TIME - here comes the banjo music