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SHOW NOTES:

Untangling the Dang Spiderweb of Deceit - say hello to the pig pope

An Hour of Howling Winds and Bitter Groans - a polar bear with dry, cracked lips

The Suggestion Box - "dump 'em out"

The Rebel's in the Retails (A Guide to Doing a Bad Job at a Bad Job) - we're making the Joey Chestnut origin story

My Name Is Tammy Parker - Shoney Bear hospitalized in critical condition

The White House Situation Room - it'll cost you $17 a year mister president

Giant Robot Fistfight - there's gonna be no pizza party at the end of this shoot

Real Bigger Frankenpodcast - it's Randy Quaid's big comeback

Shortcuts - disqualified for use of stacking disks

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Explain It to a Caveman - we observed you inventing sodomy

Who Advises The Advice Men? - they were twins with different sideburns

Sylla-busters - I cannot tell a lie, I do not have a brain tumor

Take This Job Please - time's up for the Pillsbury DoughBoy

GRINCHCAST. -  it's not even gonna be green

Before they Came for Me - we invented the manpon

I'm With the Band - we're in the soft boy VIP 

Easy Star All-Stars - I'm gonna get painted with the General's laser

Selected Works of R.I.P. - this mf'er said "Pestes"

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SHOW NOTES:

Every Day's a Holiday - you got any dung?

An Actual Card Game - I'm still mourning my rat wizard

The Original Kings of Podcasting - is Marc Maron available?

MythBoosters - we're blowing up a dummy to prove Hunter Biden's laptop is real

Calculated Mediocrity - Pig In a Panel Van 2: Internal Affairs

In the Dark: An Accidental Murder Mystery - como se dice time crimes?

Shanghai Little - Kim Cattrall can ruin my movie any day

The Mothership - "are you boys in there faking the funk?"

Into the Dark with The Ghost Inside - we're magic schoolbussing up your nose

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That's My Mantra - first you have to admit you're powerless over The Mask

What Did You Do to Be Here? - we've subdued the air marshall

Tough Beat - it was Statham again

World's First Audio Puppet Show - how did Eminem get Biden?

Even Older - women be gathering

George Clooney Does Not Care About You - what's it gonna take to prove it to you?

Sleepy Hollow: Episodes 2 through 3 - here comes old Regularface

Magic To Do - the garden is looking real good this year

Easy Magic - we're putting America on the peanut standard

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