We Don't Have Time For This

We Don't Have Time For This episodes:

• 05.06.2024

  Not My Responsibility!

  Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did we mention she JUST met these people? Then, oh look, it’s our old friend beauty standards back...

  
• 05.02.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Is This A Single Mum Life Hack or Too Risky?

  Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple...

  
• 04.29.2024

  Making and Keeping Friends in the Mum Era (spoiler) Is Hard

  CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one.  We’re away from the city! What are we doing? Not...

  
• 04.25.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Party Was a No Show Nightmare

  Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her.  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 04.22.2024

  Trolled By Your Toddler

  Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’s theme of absolute calamity and chaos, Revz made an accidental order that proved...

  
• 04.18.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Think My Kid Is Obsessed With Her Carer

  This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal.

  
• 04.15.2024

  Are Gen X the Best Parents?

  Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (or downright disdain, frankly) and Revz is a smug reformed girlie again. But let’s...

  
• 04.11.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Change My Name in 2024?

  Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name.  - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 04.08.2024

  The Mum-Guilt Is Peaking

  Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for this week anyway) and Gem is HERE for it. Revz is absolutely...

  
• 04.04.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Don’t Do Threesomes

  This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 04.01.2024

  Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours

  Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on another podcast and are we raising a little show baby here? Then Gem...

  
• 03.28.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Do I Have To Do The Daycare Party?

  Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify —...

  
• 03.25.2024

  What Do I Bring To Your BBQ in 2024?

  Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is it low iron levels? Surely there’s something we can blame? Then Revz has a...

  
• 03.21.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Had a Baby and Lost a Bestie

  This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 03.18.2024

  The Hierarchy Of Birthing Styles

  Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem...

  
• 03.14.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Cut All My Hair Off?

  This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 03.11.2024

  Am I “Normal” Ragey or, like, Problem Ragey?

  Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the pile asking “how do we keep this high vibes?”. Gem has...

  
• 03.07.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : It’s Easier When My Husband is Away

  This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple...

  
• 03.04.2024

  Chronic Parenting Fatigue

  Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz recently revealed her one and only phobia to her partner and it reminded us of her...

  
• 02.29.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : He Jacked off Next To Me

  This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice.

  
• 02.26.2024

  A Tuesday Episode (Taylor’s Version)

  Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual experiences (to Isla's experience) to the theatricality, business side and frankly how “glowing” she...

  
• 02.22.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Ditch the Devon, Daycare!

  This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up. SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This :  Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis

  
• 02.19.2024

  She’s Just So Jealous

  First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curious run in with a very beautiful man on Airtasker that ended in...

  
• 02.15.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is Hating My Husband… Permanent?

  This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell.

  
• 02.12.2024

  The Episode We Finally Get Cancelled

  Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another official trip to the doctor’s office and Revz wants to know why she...

  
• 02.08.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can You Talk About Saltburn, Already?

  Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage.

  
• 02.05.2024

  Judging, But Not Judging

  Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty that her natural hair colour is having a moment, way...

  
• 02.01.2024

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : No, You Can't Bring Your Boy To Brunch.

  Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch.

  
• 01.29.2024

  The Trenches Be Trenching

  We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if our true Gutter Goblin energy is at risk. Revz has been holiday cramming and...

  
• 12.25.2023

  The 40 by 40 List

  DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sales and it’s the dopamine download we all asked for.  Revz is holidaying...

  
• 12.21.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Get Involved?

  This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene.

  
• 12.18.2023

  Shamed in the School WhatsApp Group

  Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into Elf on the Shelf.... who saw that coming? (everyone) Revz doesn't have time...

  
• 12.14.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Farm Of Lies; He's Cheating and I Know It

  One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show.

  
• 12.11.2023

  Gem’s Surprise Third Child (keep calm…)

  Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn’t that WILD?! It’s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say… Gem is back into an old ritual and Revz is thoroughly unconvinced. Revz doesn’t have time for...

  
• 12.06.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My MIL Ignores My December Baby

  Today’s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain. XMAS LIVE TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas

  
• 12.04.2023

  A Slice of Humble Christmas Pie

  Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it’s a Wild West out there! We’re getting psyched / shitting our pants for the LIVE Christmas Special...

  
• 11.30.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Bastard Edged Me On My Birthday

  You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday!  XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas

  
• 11.27.2023

  Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands

  First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We’re back in show-mode and it’s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel....

  
• 11.23.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hey Grandma, He's Not Going to Listen

  Today's caller needs to school her parent. XMAS LIVE STREAM TICKETS HERE: https://www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/christmas

  
• 11.20.2023

  Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?

  Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won’t believe what Revz has gone and done, even...

  
• 11.16.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's a No(vember) From Me

  Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices…

  
• 11.13.2023

  Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…

  Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on...

  
• 11.09.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Quit My Job, Now What?

  Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets.

  
• 11.06.2023

  This Is A Bad Root

  Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline...

  
• 11.02.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Hubby, Please Kick Them Out

  This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests.

  
• 10.30.2023

  The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming

  Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This...

  
• 10.26.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Should I Break Up With My Wedding Planner?

  Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person.

  
• 10.23.2023

  Tell Me That's Not A Ghost

  Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s trying to dress like she’s fighting fit, which leads us to the old cost-per-wear...

  
• 10.19.2023

  ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Husband Says I Spend Too Much On Me

  This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself.

  
• 10.16.2023

  We Are Ick-Tok

  **A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to acknowledge the darkness in the world and our communities right now, and that...