We Don't Have Time For This

Today’s caller bought all the halloween party decorations and now that they have arrived, the vibe has changed. 

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Gem’s got a new favourite word and leaning in all the associated vibes. And  an update on Iggy’s trophy. Kids saving their worst behaviour for their sibling, it’s a scientific fact, but why… no seriously, WHY!? Gem’s diving back into the solo dance competition world with some behaviour she witnessed from a mother, yep you heard that right. 

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G: Make Up By Mario Blush Stick (raspberry)

R: East of Eden on Netflix

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The Dance Mums Lament

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Today’s caller chanced upon her husband’s phone with a text message that read “Your Wife Is Going To Kill You”. 

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First up, life admin! Worm your kids every term cos that’s another thing we simply don’t have time for. Then, Gem has a parenting moment so shameful she’s taking Raffa down with her. Brace yourselves. And finally, we all know Yai is the gold standard of Mums, Grandmothers and Mother-in-Laws, so let’s unpack our own MIL goals despite having absolutely no experience in the matter. Just vibes, delusion and a dream. Happy Tuesday, DLs x

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G: Waterproof dressing 

R: The Middle on Netflix

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Today’s caller tried a friendship experiment and wasn’t happy with the results. 

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From the podcast that brought you What Menu Item Are You? comes the next instalment nobody asked for but everyone needs: What Weather Are You? And while we’re here… What Sport Are You? Play along at home DLs. Plus, Revz is no longer a single, single Mum, which leads us into a bigger chat, do we expect more from our single friends?

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R: Embryolisse Eclat Du Regard Eye Stick

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This episode discusses alleged domestic violence. If you need help, please call 1800RESPECT

Imagine being on death row, only for your execution not to work. That’s exactly what happened to Tennessee woman Christa Pike last week, and we’re certain it’s already being turned into a Netflix true crime documentary. Trigger warning on this one, DLs, as it deals with domestic violence. Former Bachelor star Sam Wood has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident in Noosa over the weekend. We’re beyond over the problem this country has with violence against women, so where to from here? Then, a silly little palate cleanser. Influencer and Gen Z icon Alix Earle has just claimed she’s never read a book, but fear not! We’ve noticed a micro-trend seeking out tactile media again, and we’re so here for it. Our INs and OUTs include the new quiet luxury symbol, the death of baggy jeans, ugly sunnies and the ultimate beach accessory. 

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This week's caller is feeling guilty for not volunteering at school. HARD relate. 

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Our 2026 live show, Know Thyself, has officially come to an end. So obviously, we had to do an AMA. We’re spilling some tour tea, talking costumes, getting emotional about the final show and answering the question everyone wants to know… what happens next? Come for the answers. Stay for the oversharing.

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Today’s caller has mixed feelings about blending her family. 

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