Listeners can breathe easy this week as Dub reveals the true source of tooth decay…and it’s not that Snickers bar you secretly fellate every night before bed. They discuss the agony of dental cleaning techniques and the never-ending variety of fluoride flavoring.Matt continues the theme of dispelling common misconceptions with a discussion about the Sun.Asking the tough questions: Why is the media ignoring the steep population decline of black cougars? Can Sacha Baron Cohen pull off Freddie Mercury? Speculation on whether he’ll lip-sync or actually learn to sing leads to an examination of movies with bad lip-syncing and terrible dub-jobs. Dub talks about films that have been forever lost to time. A conversation about saving and restoring old films leads to a discussion about film colorization, which leads to a dialogue about the rights of an artist over his own work, which inevitably leads back to George Lucas.

Matt and Dub take a road trip into the snowy backwoods of Montana to do this weeks Podcast. A quick study of the origin of the name The Unabomber proves coincidental as they happen to be in Lincoln, MT.A continuation of the half patriot-half asshole, Mr. T, spurs another dicussion about old oak trees. Alien Hand Syndrome? Oh hell yeah, motherfucker. Up to and including 10 Thanksgiving fun facts to get your dick hard son, tune the fuck in.

Matt and Dub open up this episode discussing AMC’s Mad Men, comparing and contrasting the life of a 1960’s male, caucasian ad-man, to that of a woman, a gay, or a black from the same time period. They then spend some time trying to convince you to suck the donation button dick, and strongly urge you to pay their rent. Sad news from Hollywood. Spoiler alert: no one died, probably. The fun doesn’t end there as they break down a famous flubbed Neil Armstrong quote that continues to capture the hearts and minds of Americans still to this day. Matt and Dub then dive into prehistoric waters and examine the horrifying specs on the killer sperm whale. Take a trip back in time to the year of our lord, 1987. Mr. T make no friends in his new neighborhood when he levels a forest of old oak trees that give him allergy problems. New additions to The Coldest Motherfuckers Ever (On the World Ever): Souflikar, the royal gardener with 5000 chokes under his belt. As well as Carl Panzram, the American serial killer that had the simple dream of choking the entire world, ever. They then take the podcast in a dark direction with some fun facts about Victorian era portraits and photos with your dead loved ones. Dub discusses his appointment to have his wisdom teeth removed, pretty lame.

Matt and Dub begin by discussing the absurdity of the FBI’s decision to start classifying Juggalos as a gang threat. Dub then dishes out a fun-fact about one crazy night on the set of Titanic that lead to 50-plus people going to the hospital, high on PCP. He follows with a story about the infamous Chijon Family, a gang of class-war cannibals in South Korea in the 1990’s. They, using their first ammendment rights and the Chijon Family as an example, discuss (not promote or endorse) whether or not violence on the rich and powerful in America would yield positive results.Quickly skating away from thin ice, Matt tells the tale of Sam Mullet, a purported Amish cult leader. Find out what tragedy looks like when you go up against the throne in Amish-Town, USA. They briefly talk about the Piggy-Back Bandit and his capture and arrest in Helena, MT.The boys then almost lose their shit completely before Matt recalls a time the Helena SWAT team was dispatched to break up his bank heist.

BEES! BEES EVERYWHERE! Dub and Matt explore their new segment, Coldest Motherfuckers Ever, with an examination of the Asian Giant Hornet and its blisteringly cold adversary, the Japanese Honey Bee. Matt then explicates a tale of bee migration gone terribly, terribly wrong. Matt has his own submission for the new segment with a look at the life and times of serial killer turned mob hitman, Richard The Iceman Kuklinski. Internet poll! Dub finishes with a recommendation for the book (which he obviously hasn’t read, because as we later found out it’s not actually a book), Ghosts in the Machine by Vic Tandy; a 1998 article in The Journal of the Society for Psychical Research. They then talk about how ghosts are on some ol’ bullshit. Tandy backs them up with a theory about less than 20Hz tones causing people to freak out.

Matt and Dub discuss a recent double homicide that happened feet from their house. Check out the softer side of soliciting funds. They debut their new segment, Coldest Motherfuckers Ever with a conversation about Vlad the Impaler: Inefficient but arctic cold. They then run the podcast a bit too hot with an indelicate rebuttal of some myths about the differences between butter and margarine.

Matt and Dub answer Wheels’ question about a certain movie remake, along with some other remakes that were worth mentioning. Among the remakes mentioned are Batman, Psycho, Back to the Future and Dawn of the Dead. They effortlessly slide from there into a conversation about Edward James Olmos and Danny Trejo having some classic-ass faces, that under no circumstances would you ever want to fuck with. They follow that up with some quick and dirty digital video camera shop talk; take a quick minute for the Dictionary.com word of the day; and finally they close with some fun facts, Abe Lincoln edition. How’s that for a fucking show, eh?

Welcome to Season 2! Matt and Dub drop a little knowledge about television lineage, starting from its inception as a mere experiment, all the way through its weird censorship rules. They ponder the age old question: What’s the best sitcom ever? They discuss security issues surrounding a new system for sidestepping US Border Patrol and Customs. Pros and Cons.They then learn something new about sweet ol’ Dr. Ruth (AKA Dildo Baggins). Dub and Matt wrap up with a VERY SPECIAL Season 2 surprise! Don’t miss it!

Matt and Dub read some fan email, answer some important questions concerning the gay agenda in America and the Halitosis bomb. They parlay into a conversation about Willem Dafoe’s unfilmable bathing suit area. They then haphazardly analyze Dub’s dream about a family of meth-heads trying to ruin his life. Matt discusses his recent brush with greatness at the theater, when he reviews Ed Asner’s portrayal of FDR. They then wind down the season finale with dictionary.com’s Word of the Day and a few fun facts.