Matt and Dub read some long overdue responses to our past questions of the week, before diving directly into a literal Coldest Motherfuckers Ever with The Iceman Wim Hof. Matt then follows up with The Fucking Balls on that Guy, Part 2 of TFBOTG: Skydiving Edition. They then discuss, in depth, a 1995 New Mexico bill proposed by Senator Duncan Scott, that almost made it mandatory for Psycologists and Psychiatrists to wear a wizard getup while testifying in court. You’ll never believe how far it got, bitch! They pat themselves on the back with a new segment called We Made Money Not Knowing WTF Was Going On aka The Superball. New Common Misconceptions, and some Trivia for the listening audience! It’s so cooooold in the D!

Dub describes his recent run-in with the law. Then Dub and Matt revisit the subject of talking to cops, admitting when you’re wrong, and police officers being firm but fair…followed by some stuff about insurance premiums. Shout out to their younger brother: Happy Birthday, Jobs! Quote of the Day! Dub talks about the many manifestations of Detective Munch (played by Richard Belzer) on television over the years. He moves on to discuss the assassination attempt on president Andrew Jackson, and the absolute blunder it became. Soon the discussion turns to the irrational court of public opinion and how fucking annoying it is. Due process of the law, etc, etc, etc…All of the aforementioned bleeds into a condensed reiteration of common sense VS. superstition when they move on to the topic of religion, science, the universe and nothing. And racism. In local news, Jack Horner married his 19-year-old student. Matt reads a local snipit out of Bozeman and discusses the local response to the marriage – both good and bad. Matt then tells an anecdote about the first (and only) time he met Jack Horner.Word of the Day!

Mac and Doug dicuss some fun facts that Doug dug up out of the blackest hole on the internet. No sources cited of course, fun facts get questioned and you, the listener, gets challenged to find the truth. New Coldest Motherfuckers Ever, starring Colombian serial killer Luis Alfredo Garavito, The Beast. Sentenced a mere 30 years for the rape and murder of over 140 young boys in the late ’90s. Mac then fills everyone in on the curse of the screenplay Atuk, which could also be called the curse of the coked out fat bastard. Doug then tells the tale of Bob Dylan’s two boys, and the apple that falls far from the tree. Then they discuss the dos and don’ts of asian karaoke thanks to a NYT article Doug found.They then comb over the finer points of what it means to be an American, as well as an American abroad. They take a good long look in the fucking mirror, then almost make it through the whole podcast without offending anyone.

Matt and Dub take some time to review their iTunes reviews, which proves to be an extreme exercise in narcissism. This leads us into some stories about perfect crimes, and Dub brings an example of one, along with an example of one gone wrong.

Dub saw a snake with an arm on the Internet, if you could believe such a thing. Matt discusses the real-time action in popular sports, which is promised to be the first and last time we discuss sports. We’re talking shit though, so that’s pretty sweet. Hogan writes in to give us a new The Fucking Balls on That Guy. New question of the week; Would you give up 5 years of your life to be the first person to visit Mars?Dub drags the podcast back into familiar waters with a conversation about having dicks for hands, then dicks for thumbs. Finally, in what appears to be Dub not understanding a genre, he reviews the movie Drive with Ryan Gosling.

Matt and Dub take the first part of the podcast to discuss their love of horror movies, the differences between the horror and gore genres, and they breakdown what it is that makes horror movies suspenseful. This week’s retractions get delicious when Jstone writes back in with the explanation of his prime rib recipe.New Coldest Motherfuckers Ever, this time it’s potassium hydroxide, the 3rd option to deal with a dead loved one. This new process will replace burial and cremation and have less of an environmental impact. Green, fuck yeah. That leads into a discussion of celebrity tall-tales about Keith Richards and Marilyn Manson.Back to the big one? Always. They discuss the only bomb to be dropped on the mainland of the United States during WWII. Matt then dives deep into research about human senses – there’s more than that ol’ boy Aristotle thought! They ride off into the sunset discussing how Dub saw some shit on ted.com about gut feelings and the ‘second brain’ in your stomach, and racist shit talkers on the internet.

Sure, E-Cigarettes may potentially be healthier than cigarettes…but are they as cool? Dub and Matt discuss this, followed by Dub’s birthday, and new instructions for cooking prime rib.

No retractions this week, just mail sent in from a listener. CMFE about Dr. Henry Howard Holmes, followed by a discussion about their favorite Law and Order spin-offs.

Fun Facts! Word of the Day!

Retractions! Common misconceptions!Matt and Dub open with mail concerning 2012 and the end of the world. They take a second to talk about Christmas dinner(s), Christopher Hitchens and Johnnie Walker Black. Dub discusses the royalties raked in by Warner Bros. every year, thanks to the Happy Birthday song. Yes, someone owns that. This leads to talk about ASCAP and their mob-like ways of strong-arming local businesses. Speaking of morally objectionable, did you know Wal-Mart takes out life insurance policies on their employees?Matt introduces a new feature called, The Fucking Balls on that Guy!, wherein you hear about T. Moffatt Burriss, a paratrooper with the 82 Airborne Division in World War II. Matt then reviews the documentary, Helvetica.

Retractions!Dub starts out by talking about Stanley Kubrick and The Beatles, bad casting ideas for Forrest Gump, bulking up for a Hollywood paycheck, and the lackluster downfall of Orson Welles.Matt counters by discussing a ridiculous case of copyright-infringement-turned-lawsuit. Hand Gesture Edition!

They go over Helena’s new cell-phone driving ban, as well as Dub’s fascination with taunting cops, and Matt’s love of being followed by cops. This leads into a story about Dub’s run-in with Arizona border patrol and the show he and his band played afterwards. Dub and Matt discuss a Frenchman famous for deliberatley consuming indigestable objects. CMFE! Christmas Fun Facts! Common Misconceptions! Word of the Day!

Matt and Dub start this episode with a couple of facts about space from Time Magazine. Dub discusses the lengths to which physicist Niels Bohr went in order to protect his friends’ Nobel Prizes from the Nazis in World War II.Speaking of World War II…they start speaking about World War II. And World War I. Shit gets wild when the subject of Ron Paul, Rick Perry, and the rest of their wacky gang comes up in discussion…followed by Matt and Dub’s frustration with politics. Dub revisits the fascinating world of 1800’s Victorian Era photography. Shia LeBeouf’s gimp hand, Megan Fox’s toe-thumbs, fake blood in movies and stomach silencers leads the boys to The Longest Concert in the World, Ever. Don’t miss a second!

Dub dives into a little tragedy before the holiday season fully kicks in. Talking about Bing Crosby and Michael Jordan’s dad leads to a discussion about the perks of being Paul McCartney and/or Michael Jordan. Mostly you just don’t have to take shit from anyone.One thing leads to another…who broke up The Beatles? The answer may surprise you. Probably not.Matt reads an infuriating internet post from one comics legend, disparaging the Occupy Movement and it’s so-called miscreants; and reads a rebuttal to said post from another, bigger comics legend. WHGL nearly gets political before it becomes boring. They move on to greener pastures with Seinfeld, guilty pleasures revealed, and Charles Manson. It’s gonna be a good one.