We Have a Situation Here

Montgomery Cashew is the quintessential 1920s puddle jumping pilot. Adventure and excitement are what he craves and when flying along one easy going morning an eldritch god appears before him, well, adventure and excitement are all he gets from that day on. 

But, when the eldritch god kidnaps some of Montgomery's human friends, the friendship between man and the hideous pineapple-faced god monster is really tested. 

Hank knows something terrible has happened to their twin Panky. He feels it in his bones. More importantly, he's been informed by a spider from the center of the earth that Panky is trapped in a cave-in, so Hank heads to the center of the earth where the planet's largest music festival is happening. To save his twin, Hank must find allies and solve the clues before him and must do so before something terrible and from another planet ruins the festival.

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Radioface Rockman is a villain beyond compare, unless being compared to his long time friend and cohort Goose. When that comparison is made, by golly there's a lot of evil going around. The two are caught in a decades long game of truth or dare and when Goose dares Radioface to use a mysterious keycard that could spell the end of Composuretown forever things are bound to get dangerous.

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Icy Deland is a rabbit store clerk with a terrible secret; she's a werecuddlefish. But in the town of Maryville this is hardly shocking. 

This week, visit the town with a vampire mayor and an octopus fighting ring before a traveling werewolf brings it all crashing down.

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Ducky finds himself trapped in the past and has to send a message to the future to send rescue. When the letters are received, the future gets a little murky.

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Chance T. Aken moves into a new home for a fresh start. The idyllic fixer-upper is pleasant at first, but when the wood floors come under threat of being covered by linoleum the local ghost has other plans. All the while, a group of nosey neighbors with a book habit stir up chaos. 

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This week, Julius Kaesar is tipped off to a potential lunar tragedy when he reads a passage from his history textbook that predicts the future. Something is going to split the moon in two and he's the only one able to prevent it. With the help of his trusted ally Bill Brutus, the moon may have a chance. 

Or will it?

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Captain Considerable Scott is on trial following the disappearance of first mate Rueben. With the help of PoBoy and Monte, perhaps the crew of the HMS Cucumber can figure out what happened to their crewmate before things get even worse.

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Copperpot Willings wants to live a simple life as a gelato counter clerk in Albequerque. The only thing standing in the way of that simple life is Jeff Goldblum's dastardly plot to create an enormous trampoline in the desert which will be utilized to sling a meteor back into space in one fine bounce, but the whole thing is a ruse to drive the stock price of Acme, Inc sky high!

Don't worry though, things are not always what they seem.

Listen now for all the answers!

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Love is in the air this week as Wilma meets local human Dave and realizes the species is worth saving from her own people's rather violent rite of passage. Will she be able to save Dave and the town of Davenport in time? Will her own people understand? How does a good burrito fit into all of this?

Find out now on We Have a Situation Here!

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