We Have Darkvision

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ The Gang finally gets to the bottom of things. They figure out what’s going on in Goodleaf and…they’re kind of OK with it all. Which, honestly, is kind of surprising. They also learn that, holy shit, they’ve made things so much more difficult for themselves than it needs to be. Like, The Gang lies. The Gang knows they lie. They know they keep information back. But they don’t think that anyone else lies. It really shows a lack of comprehension on how the world works.

I legitimately cannot believe they aren’t dead.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang continues to work their way towards earning the medallion that will get them into the Champions Club. Also, Nubz eats a live bird.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang has failed to keep a low profile and get a lecture from their new dad. Kroy earns a bunch of money and promptly loses it all. Nubz gets good and drunk and Bort sets out to be the very best, like no one ever was. But like, this isn’t Pokémon.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang infiltrates Mr. Ocean’s house and things go…swimmingly? And by that I mean it’s like they were swimming in the ocean but there was riptide and they don’t know the trick to getting out of the riptide. Things went sideways, is what I mean. But not the proper kind of sideways that would get you out of a riptide… look, this started off as a better analogy in my head and I got lost along the way.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang attends a speech (but it might have been a concert instead?) and they do some more sleuth work. Nubz finds the source of the pendants, Kroy discovers that a supposed ally might not be what they seem and Bort… well, Bort sings Baby Shark. For a long time. Like, all night. He loves it.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ the gang uhh… fucking torture someone? Did their alignment just change? They might just have a new ally in Goodleaf as well. The beginnings of a plan are starting to form in order to deal with whatever is happening in town. I can’t be more specific than that without spoilers.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the Festival of the Grotesque is almost set to officially begun but first the gang does some janky-ass math, Bark Scruffalo serves a purpose…kind of. Nubz gets even more frustrated with books, Kroy tries to pitch a Cool Burger franchise to yet another uninterested potential investor and Bort tries his darnedest to be sneaky.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang does some investigating around Goodleaf; Nubz heads over to the library while Bort and Kroy round up a group of local ‘hoodlums’ for questioning. They also go out for brunch. All in all it was an unusually productive day for Sef’s Boys and the Girl.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang goes to sleep without posting a guard and that turns probably exactly how you think it does. They learn a little bit about the Traditions of the Festival of the Grotesque and they don’t really like it. They basically end up pulling an all-nighter. Nubz reassures everyone that she is very good at being able to tell if someone is drunk or charmed.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang goes on a pub crawl, sees a “comedy show” and then attempts to meet up with (and possibly accost) a dwarf.