We Have Darkvision

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang gets a few last power ups and then they head down to the city of Goodleaf just in time to celebrate the Festival of the Grotesque. Bort has big plans for Scrambles, his totally real and not at all imaginary horse. Nubz struggles with accents and Kroy continues to be a straight up weirdo.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang picks up some new magic items, they level up and they try to solve the mystery of Sef’s Mom. It… doesn’t go as they planned.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang returns home and finally gets another taste of that sweet, sweet Cool Burger meat. It’s 100% Beef. We promise. There are a lot of other things that happen, but honestly, they pretty much all involve Cool Burger.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′. The gang finally makes it Elhoryn Tyranth’s tower and learn somethings about the tear and the brass orb. Violet reveals some shit about her powers, Kroy gets his wizards mixed up and Nubz suggests shoving Tompkins in a sac. Bort’s there too.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, despite (or maybe because of) Bort’s negative intelligence modifier, he reevaluates the intelligence of the gang’s tactics regarding the Shimmering Tear, Kroy struggles a lot and Nubz tries to play therapist. Also, Violet is super sad now. This is a pretty important episode and I don’t think they fully realize it.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang opens a portal, Kroy loses another dart, Nubz gets in touch with her pyromaniac side and Bort does a murder.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, the gang channels Tom Petty pretty hard then Kroy force feeds drugs to a child and finally Bort comes face to face with a vision from his past.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′, The gang fights a porn goblin, Nubz remembers she can transform into different animals (but STILL DOESN’T BOTHER TO DO IT!) and they all, once again, get stumped by a hole in the ground. Like honestly, holes in the ground are quickly becoming their arch nemesis.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler head out to the abandoned mine to try and find the missing villagers. But first they find a gassy hole, and are incredibly loud. Stealth is really not their strong suit.

On this week’s episode of ‘We Have Darkvision′ Nubz, Kroy and Bort the Grappler demonstrate an inability to form a plan, find Tompkins again and are reacquainted with an old “friend”. Also, Nubz adds another hat to her collection and someone wants to party.