We fill your ears with the records of serial poopers and even made sure that our audio quality matched.

We got some super A++ 100% true stories that happened to us and not blatantly plagiarized off the internet. Buckle up and don’t drive under any acorn trees because it’s going to get wild enough. Sell all those quarter machine fake tattoos you have still sitting in a drawer somewhere, they're worthless. What are you even saving them for?

This episode talks about the parts of the Superbowl that were important I think, I didn’t watch it. Also, we share our genealogy data. Is that really how you spell ‘genealogy’? Shit, I guess so. We also might have dipped into some Final Fantasy territory so bring a book to keep yourself entertained. 

This week we explore a whole Chex Mix bag of some of the worst case scenarios of love turned most sour. Severed appendages, feathery love dolls, digging holes, squirrel weapons. You know, the classics.

We steal Craig TV’s, discuss real(ity) love, and give dating advice. Oh and also Dave’s a dick.

I also pick that guy's wife for best roommate.

Let’s talk about the Emmy’s. Okay, we didn't watch them, but did you? Yeah, I didn't think so.

We finally get to take a crack at doling out advice to situations that our beloved listeners are experiencing. We just hope they’re smart enough to ignore it.

This week’s episode on Fiction talks about Death and some of his/her many fictional interpretations. We also discuss fictional situations brought from ‘Will You Press The Button?’ and Rachel’s useless superpower game. It’s a barrel of laughs. Okay, a mason jar of giggles. More than a shot glass of chortles, at least.

We did it, we solved the conflict between religion and evolution. Also dolphins have thumbs now, granting them the ability to give the classic non-RPG Assassin’s Creed games two thumbs down.