We say goodbye to the mediocre year and make promises we know we won’t keep for the next year.

All I want for Christmas is a KFC bidet. Oh, and we figure out who Santa really is no big deal.

Packed with all your favorite Christmas cryptid gossip. We dive into the sordid history of the Gävle goat and discover how he stays so thin through the holidays with this one simple meal ingredient. And you’ll never guess who the Mari Lwyd is dating these days.

We dissect the experience that is Finding Jesus, a movie about fish and their beliefs. The real lesson is that everybody wants to be VeggieTales but no one wants to put in VeggieTales effort.

Is your eagle getting bullied by the other eagles? Studies show it may be caused by their given name. We cultivate a list of proper eagle names to ensure cohesive social relationships. Also, I bet the Waffle House employees would have won the emu war, them’s smart folk.

We discuss what we’re all waiting for all the time, new music recommendations.

Bonus content: An extremely vindictive new method to annoy your coworkers.

Screw genocide, give me: more poops, less apologies, and petty middle aged women eating meatballs.

We do the fiction. We probably don’t do great cause tired and lazy. But hey, you knew what this was when you got into this podcast, I didn’t promise you Kellog’s I promised you Kelly’s Hogs, it’s different.

We crack the code on the big real life issues many of you have.

We discover the true meaning of Christmas. Wait, that's not right. Halloween. We learn the true meaning of Halloween.