Our March Madness-style tournament to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession has reached the FINAL matchup of round two: Marcia vs. Lawrence. Congrats to Logan for defeating Mo, surely not an easy task.

Annie roasts Marcia, a woman who cannot account for 31 years of her life Roger roasts Lawrence and his empire of bad takes.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Thurs, Sept 10 to 12pm eastern on Friday, Sept 11.

Note: For rounds three and beyond, we are accelerating the timeline. So in order to vote you'll have to follow us on social media! @successionpod on Insta/ @asuccessionpod on Twitter.

The final showdown schedule:

1. Stewy vs. Tom (Monday Sept 14)

2. Shiv vs. Sandy (Monday Sept. 14)

3. Connor vs. Nate (Tues Sept 15)

4. Logan vs. ??? (Tues Sept 15)

5. w1 vs w2 (Wed Sept 16)

6. w3 vs w4 (Thurs Sept 17)

7. w5 vs w6 (Friday Sept 18)

Our March Madness-style tournament to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Nate for absolutely crushing Gil. We think Nate might be going far!

Annie roasts Mo, another boring villain who truly should not be in this tournament any longer. Roger roasts Pissy McGee himself, Logan Roy.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Tues, Sept 8 to 12pm eastern on Wednesday, Sept 9.

Our March Madness-style tournament to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Connor for narrowly defeating Roman.

Annie roasts Nate, the ex Shiv should have put in her phone as "Do Not Answer." Roger roasts his boss, Gil, a cheesy politician who led a witness right into the Roy's trap.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Thurs, Sept 3 to 12pm eastern on Friday, Sept 4.

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Sandy for crushing Ewan. You all really hate him!

Annie roasts Roman, our favorite slime puppy... Roger roasts Connor, who was interested in politics at a very young age.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Tuesday, Sept 1 to 12pm eastern on Wednesday, Sept 2.

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Shiv for triumphing over Caroline! That should make for an awkward therapy session.

Annie roasts Ewan, who needs a walking stick because as he criticizes Waystar from his board seat...he doesn't have a leg to stand on. Roger roasts creepy Myspace-of-STDs snooze villain Sandy.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Thursday August 27 to 12pm eastern on Friday, August 28.

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Tom for narrowly defeating Rhea!

Annie roasts toxic girlboss Shiv, who has more in common with a school shooter than Malala, and Roger roasts the #1 Mean Mommy...Lady Caroline of Passive Agressiveshire.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Tuesday August 25 to 12pm eastern on Wednesday, August 26.

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues. Congrats to Stewy for advancing to the next round, Gerri is officially too good for this bracket.

Annie roasts Tom, who stopped eating at California Pizza Kitchen roughly one week before Greg and Roger points out job-hopping Rhea gives a very bad toast.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Thursday August 20 to 12pm eastern on Friday, August 21.

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession has reached round two! Congrats to Lawrence, who trounced Willa.

Annie lightly roasts Queen Gerri, and Roger goes to town on Stewy. There is a long tangent on Ashlee Simpson for some reason. 

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Tuesday August 18 to 12pm eastern on Wednesday, August 19.

If you have a listener roast for our next matchups: Caroline, Shiv, Ewan or Sandy email us: [email protected] or @successionpod on Insta. Send it in, we might read it on the pod!

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession has reached the final matchup of round one! Congrats to Marcia for handily beating Tabitha! Our final matchup? Lawrence vs. Willa!

Annie argues that Willa is a bad playwright who wastes electronics. Roger points out that Lawrence was mean to Kendall and runs a bad website.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Thursday August 13 to 12pm eastern on Friday, August 14.

For round two: we will be ROASTING the characters. If you have a listener roast for our next matchups: Gerri, Stewy, Tom or Rhea, email us: [email protected] or @successionpod on Insta. Send it in, we might read it on the pod!

Our March Madness-style tournament designed to determine the absolute worst human being on Succession continues! Congrats to Mo for his posthumous victory over Cousin Greg. Now we debate who's worse? Marcia or Tabitha!

Annie argues that Marcia couldn't tell you her whole life in a year, because 31 of those years are unaccounted for, probably because she was doing something sketchy. Roger points out that Tabitha is "pathologically incurious" and said something rude at dinner once.

HOW TO VOTE: check out the @successionpod Instagram. Voting will be open from 12pm eastern on Tuesday August 11 to 12pm eastern on Wednesday, August 12.

And! We are highlighting one organization per matchup, this time around we think it'd be cool if you bought this sweet merch (or stamps!) from the United States Postal Service. Mail in voting will be more important than ever this year, not to mention the USPS is the second largest employer in the U.S - that includes a large number of Black workers and many veterans, too!