We Hired a Sitter For This

By Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.... more

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We Hired a Sitter For This episodes:

July 24, 2024Ep. 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 “Excrement Heavy Beginning”
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories.
🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 – 10:15)
The mechanics and acceptability of peeing in front of each other.
🏡 Podcast Comfort Zone (10:16 – 20:30)
Patrick asks Gastor if he feels comfortable in his home for the podcast.
🍔 Burger King Tantrum (20:31 – 30:45)
Gastor has a dramatic temper tantrum at a Burger King drive-through.
🍭 Sugar Addiction (30:46 – 40:55)
Patrick’s struggle with sugar addiction.
🍽️ Grade School Lunchroom Politics (40:56 – 50:10)
Lunchroom politics from grade school.
🌲 Nature Camp Update (50:11 – 55:20)
Update on Nature Camp for Franny.
🎒 Summer Rec Day Camp Drama (55:21 – 01:02:27)
Patrick’s summer rec day camp drama from his childhood.
Live Show Announcements
THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE
NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET
Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!
Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!
Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
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1h 3min
July 17, 2024Ep. 145 “Nature Camp”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 “Nature Camp”
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents.
🎙️ Podcast Recording and Personal Updates
Introduction to episode 145.
Personal experiences, including trips to Connecticut and feelings of loneliness when family is away.
Changes in social life and interactions with younger people.
👨‍👩‍👧 Parenting and Family Dynamics
The importance of private time for young parents.
Patrick is lonely at home without his family!
Differences in problems faced by different age groups.
🏕️ Nature Camp Discussion
Debate on the concept and value of nature camps for children.
Concerns about safety and practicality of nature camps.
Comparison of nature camps to free outdoor play.
🚸 Childcare and Supervision
Importance of proper supervision for children.
Experiences with different types of childcare, including family and hired help.
Impact of immigrant family dynamics on childcare.
👶 Childhood Experiences and Safety
Stories about childhood experiences with babysitters and family friends.
Importance of setting boundaries and ensuring child safety.
Differences in childcare practices across cultures.
🎓 Parenting Reflections and Future Plans
Reflections on the impact parents have on their children’s development.
Importance of being present and attentive as a parent.
Plans for upcoming events and shows, including a comedy show in Connecticut and a local gig in Bushwick.
Live Show Announcements
THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE
NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET
Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!
Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!
Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
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58min
July 10, 2024Ep. 144 “Tractor Bros”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 “Tractor Bros”
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In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here’s a breakdown of their discussion:
🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 – 03:05)
The duo kicks off with light-hearted banter about the podcast’s episode count and their chemistry.
They delve into a fun conversation about different spices and their personalities.
🎭 Comedy Shows and Performances (03:54 – 08:23)
A recap of a recent show at St. Mark’s highlights a special night.
They discuss the dynamics of performing in front of friends and family.
Nostalgia and the impact of aging on personal relationships are also touched upon.
🎤 Comedy Material and Audience Interaction (19:04 – 28:34)
The emotional impact of performing personal material is explored.
They balance humor with heavy topics like mortality and family.
The challenge of maintaining a comedic atmosphere while being vulnerable is discussed.
🚜 Tractor and Utility Vehicle Discussion (28:34 – 39:18)
A light-hearted conversation about the appeal of utility vehicles and tractors.
Nostalgia for childhood interests and the practicality of such vehicles in urban settings.
🎭 Comedy Techniques and Audience Reactions (39:20 – 51:55)
The use of shock value in comedy and its impact on the audience is debated.
Balancing personal stories with humor to maintain audience engagement.
The importance of understanding the audience’s background and sensitivities.
📅 Upcoming Shows and Projects (51:55 – 01:01:22)
Announcements of upcoming shows and events, including dates and locations.
Discussion on the importance of creating and sharing new material regularly.
Encouragement to follow on social media for updates.
Live Show Announcements
THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!!
NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT “UMBRA” A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET
Watch Gastor’s “Don’t Tell” Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!!
Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!!
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
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1h 2min
July 03, 2024 Ep. 143 “July-95” w/ ROSS
The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you’re riding beach!!
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56min
June 26, 2024 Ep. 142 “Flat Tired”
Car trouble blows
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45min
June 19, 2024 Ep. 141 “Misophonic Bi Orgy” w/ ROSS
Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn’t seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I ever use it. AI scares me and bums me out but these notes are just to make this show searchable. I think. Is that what they do? I have no clue anymore.
Anyway, Patrick here. This week’s episode mainly centers on Ross and I hashing out and sorting through our marriage dynamics while we proceed with this non-monogamy business. If you’re curious about any of that stuff take a listen.
ALSO!! I’ll be running around the Binghamton area next week doing shows at various breweries and wineries up there. Also on Wednesday June 26th I’m heading back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Center to host a lineup of awesome comics. If you’re in Sullivan or Ulster County in NY, come to the show! It will be so fun. Tickets
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau
www.rosserinmartineau.com
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1h 14min
June 12, 2024Ep. 140 “Peach Pit to The Max” w/ ROSS!
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 “Peach Pit to The Max”
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In Episode 140 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth.
Main Topics:
🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patrick and Ross discuss a touching moment witnessing an old couple at the veterinarian’s office, reflecting on love and companionship.
🏈 Football Banter: Engage in light-hearted banter about football, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights.
🏀 Father’s Interest in Women’s Sports: Ross delves into her father’s interest in women’s sports, particularly the WNBA, speculating about his motivations and celebrating the growing popularity of women’s athletics.
📱 Social Media and Personal Habits: Patrick talks about his reduced social media usage and his active participation on Reddit, especially his support for sugar-free living.
🚫 Boundaries and Relapses: The hosts discuss the importance of setting boundaries in addiction recovery, comparing sex addiction to sugar addiction, and exploring the challenges of maintaining sobriety.
🤥 Honesty and Secrets: Ross admits to lying about her whereabouts to talk to someone she’s dating on the phone, prompting a discussion on the importance of honesty in their relationship.
💑 Non-Monogamous Relationship Dynamics: Patrick and Ross open up about their non-monogamous relationship. Patrick shares his decision to focus on work and family, stepping back from other relationships, while Ross reflects on her own experiences and needs.
🧒 Parenting Challenges: The hosts discuss their child’s behavior and the challenges of parenting. Patrick shares advice from another parent on handling difficult behavior.
🧘 Yoga Teaching Experiences: Ross shares her experiences teaching yoga to young girls, discussing the differences between teaching various age groups and the benefits of yoga practice.
🏋️ Health and Fitness Goals: Patrick talks about his health journey and inspiration from a man in Boulder. Ross discusses her commitment to yoga and its positive impact on her well-being.
🎉 Child’s Birthday Planning: The episode wraps up with a discussion about planning their child’s fourth birthday party, acknowledging their financial concerns and the need for better planning.
Live Show Announcements:
🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor Almonte will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village.
🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: On Wednesday, June 26th, Patrick will be bringing a lineup of his favorite comics back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Centre. Visit hpacny.org/events-live-performances to get tickets! Patrick will also be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.
Tune in for an engaging and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Ross serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau
www.rosserinmartineau.com
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56min
June 05, 2024Ep. 139 “A Brolic Episode”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 “A Brolic Episode”
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In Episode 139 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children.
Main Topics:
🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old’s online activities. Gastor emphasizes the importance of holding his children’s taste levels to a higher standard as an artist himself.
🧒 Parenting Dynamics: The hosts discuss creating connections with their kids by sharing interests, providing guidance, and being open and honest about their strengths and struggles.
🔍 Monitoring Online Activities: Patrick expresses a desire to monitor his child’s online activities to ensure she avoids “scary” subcultures (guns, racism, etc.). They debate whether it ever makes sense to track your children.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Father Feeling Replaced: In response to a Reddit post, they address concerns of a father feeling replaced by his child’s mother’s new boyfriend, highlighting the importance of positive influences in children’s lives while navigating personal challenges related to physical fitness, intellectual stimulation, and adjusting to parenthood.
Live Show Announcements:
🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village.
🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.
Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions and parenting tips on “We Hired a Sitter For This.”
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
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1h 4min
May 29, 2024 Ep. 138 “Civic Doody”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 “Civic Doody”
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In Episode 138 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style.
Main Topics:
⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold.
🍏 Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is on Day 5 without junk food, discussing the challenges and benefits of this dietary change.
🧓 Getting Older: The comedians reflect on aging and the changes in their bodies, including Patrick’s recent fall after grocery shopping and their observations about declining mental sharpness.
🥊 Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: They delve into the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, examining generational differences in strength and fighting styles.
🤜 Scuffles and Fights: Patrick and Gastor recount various scuffles and fights they’ve been involved in, sharing humorous and insightful stories.
Live Show Announcements:
🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show “The Sugar”: On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a “work in progress” rendition of his solo show “The Sugar” at St. Mark’s Comedy Club in NYC’s East Village.
🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com.
Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and thought-provoking discussions on “We Hired a Sitter For This.”
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
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1h 3min
May 22, 2024 Ep. 137 “Ancient Itch”
🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 “Ancient Itch”
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In Episode 137 of “We Hired a Sitter For This,” hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI.
Main Topics:
🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage.
🌎 Performing in Random Towns: Delve into the comedians’ experiences performing in various towns across the country without having the opportunity to enjoy the local attractions. Gastor celebrates working with Marcus Cardona in Maine, praising him as an excellent comic and host for gigs in the area.
🧬 Nature vs. Nurture: Engage in a thoughtful discussion on the nature vs. nurture debate, exploring what influences children’s behaviors and how different factors shape their development.
🚀 Thrill-Seeking Behaviors: Listen as Patrick shares the origins of his thrill-seeking behaviors, recounting personal stories and experiences that have shaped his adventurous spirit.
🤝 Mutual Respect for Richie Redding: Hear about Patrick and Gastor’s mutual respect for fellow comedian Richie Redding, reflecting on their experiences working with him and the impact he’s had on their careers.
🗣️ Plus Many Other Topics: From light-hearted banter to deep discussions, join Patrick and Gastor as they cover a wide range of topics, offering insights and humor along the way.
Tune in for an engaging and entertaining episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
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1h 2min

FAQs about We Hired a Sitter For This:

How many episodes does We Hired a Sitter For This have?

The podcast currently has 206 episodes available.