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- Ep. 136 “Drive to Hurleyville”
Episode Title: “Drive to Hurleyville”
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 136
This summary was written by a robot.
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics.
Main Topics:
🏞️ Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy.
🛒 Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation.
📝 Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento.
🌆 Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues.
🎭 Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity.
Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreportwww.patrickholbert.comGastor Almonte: @GastorAlmontewww.gastoralmonte.com1 hr 5 min - Ep. 135 “Bus Chase”
Episode Title: “Bus Chase”
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 135
This summary was written by a robot.
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions.
Main Topics:
- 🚌 Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time.
- 👟 Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation.
- 🏀 Gastor’s Aspirations: Explore Gastor’s aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions.
- 🎭 Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations.
Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 5 min - Ep. 134 Naked Tres Golpes
Episode Title: “Naked Tres Golpes”
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 134
This summary was written by a robot.
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations.
Main Topics:
- 🎭 Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the mental challenges and struggles, especially for Patrick, who grapples with letting go and perfectionism.
- 📽️ Patrick’s Comedy Show Taping: Delve into discussions about Patrick’s comedy show taping and the debate over whether he should release the filmed material. From artistic expression to personal growth, join the hosts in exploring the complexities of the comedy world.
- 🏝️ Gastor’s Dominican Republic Vacation: Join Gastor as he shares about his family vacation to the Dominican Republic, reconnecting with extended family and creating special memories with his kids. From cultural experiences to bonding moments, join him in exploring the beauty of family travel.
- 👙 Naked Comedy Show in Bushwick: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his experience performing on a naked comedy show in Bushwick with Gastor’s other podcast partner, Shalewa. From comedic anecdotes to philosophical debates, join them in exploring the purpose and necessity of such shows.
- 🤔 Debate on Naked Podcasting: Delve into a lively debate on whether their very own podcast should be done naked. From humorous banter to philosophical musings, join Patrick and Gastor in exploring the boundaries of podcasting and self-expression.
Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 2 min - Ep. 133 Boy Girl Party
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 133
This summary was written by a robot.
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles.
Main Topics:
- 🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding.
- 🍪 Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts’ snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life’s simple pleasures.
- 📚 Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement.
- 🥗 Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today’s fast-paced world.
- 💼 Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity.
- 🤗 Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms.
- 🤣 Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds.
- 👴👵 Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage.
- 🧹 Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independent living. From instilling responsibility to teaching essential life skills, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the journey of parenthood.
Tune in for a laughter-filled and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 6 min - Ep. 132 Spicy Cough Syrup
After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:
(This somewhat dry list of topics was generated by AI that listened to us record this episode)
📊 Show Notes & Overview
Discussion on communication habits with childrenImportance of positive talk and language useEncouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children🔑 Action PlanDemonstrating positive talk more frequentlyReviewing performance feedback processesImplementing healthy communication habitsHolding accountable for actions🚸 Children’s CommunicationImpact of words on self-perceptionAvoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakesEncouraging curiosity and resilienceFostering creativity and eagerness to learn🚸 Parenting StrategiesDemonstrating positive language and talkMonitoring children’s academic progressBeing conscious of language use in daily interactions🔍 Conflict ResolutionPreference for face-to-face conversations during conflictsAvoiding negative online interactionsOpening discussions with compliments📅 Follow-UpChecking in on homework completionSchedule for future meetings and reviewsFollow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 3 min - Ep. 131 Billionaires in Bikinis
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 131: “Billionaires in Bikinis”
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.
Main Topics:
- 🎤 Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture.
- 💰 Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries.
- 💼 The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation.
- 👋 The Will Smith / Chris Rock “Slap” Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock “slap” incident through the lens of dad’s behaving angrily in public spaces.
- 💑 Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith’s open relationship.
- 🌱 Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature.
- 📝 Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood.
Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert:
@theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 8 min - Ep. 130 Coco G Skips Easter
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 130: “Coco G Skips Easter”
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 130 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful exploration of parenthood, comedy, and everyday absurdities.
Main Topics:
- 🐰 Coco G’s Easter Dilemma: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor delve into the comedic complexities of Coco G’s decision to skip Easter. From family traditions to holiday hijinks, join them as they navigate the joys and challenges of parenting during the Easter season.
- 🚗 Parking Trouble: Explore the comedic frustrations of parking trouble as Patrick and Gastor share their tales of navigating crowded parking lots and elusive parking spots. From parking mishaps to hilarious encounters, join them in a candid conversation about the trials and tribulations of finding the perfect parking spot.
- 💼 Career Phases and Strategy: Delve into the nuances of career eras and phases as Patrick and Gastor discuss career strategy and evolution. From navigating career transitions to strategic planning, join them in a candid exploration of the ever-changing landscape of professional life.
- 💪 Gastor’s Back Injury: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experiences nursing a back injury. From humorous anecdotes to unexpected challenges, join him as he navigates the ups and downs of recovering from an injury with his signature wit and humor.
- 🛫 Patrick’s Denver Trip: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his solo trip to Denver to visit family with his 3.5-year-old. From hilarious escapades to unexpected adventures, join them on their journey through the Mile High City.
- 🕰️ 5 Second Rule: Explore the comedic concept of the 5-second rule as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on whether it’s safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor. From playful debates to hilarious anecdotes, join them in a lighthearted exploration of this timeless culinary conundrum.
- 🚸 Stranger Danger: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on the concept of stranger danger. From childhood lessons to adult encounters, discover the comedic side of navigating the complexities of human interaction.
Tune in for a delightful and laughter-filled episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
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Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 5 min - Ep. 129 Regrets & Conundrums
🎙️ Show Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 129 “Regrets & Conundrums”
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 129 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes challenging world of parenting through the lens of Reddit posts.
Main Topics:
- 🐱 Cat Poop Conundrum: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor tackle the age-old question of what to do if your small child accidentally eats cat poop, and who is at fault. From humorous anecdotes to practical advice, join them as they explore the unexpected challenges of pet ownership and parenting.
- 👨👧👧 Second Daughter Dilemma: Delve into the comedic complexities of fatherhood as the hosts discuss a father’s concerns about having a second daughter and what it will be like to not have a son. From gender dynamics to sibling relationships, Patrick and Gastor share their perspectives on navigating the joys and challenges of raising daughters.
- 👨👩👧 Parental Bonding: Explore the nuances of parental bonding as Patrick and Gastor discuss what to do if your child forms a stronger bond with the other parent. From jealousy to insecurity, join them in a candid conversation about the evolving dynamics of parent-child relationships.
- 📺 Awkward Interruptions: Brace yourself for laughter as the hosts share their thoughts on a couple accidentally being walked in on by their three-year-old during a sexual scenario involving pornography on the TV. From awkward encounters to unexpected interruptions, Patrick and Gastor offer their comedic take on navigating parenthood’s most awkward moments.
Tune in for a hilarious and insightful episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr - Ep. 128 Doctor New York
🎙️ Podcast Summary: “We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 128: “Doctor New York”
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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 128 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and candid exploration of life’s quirks and challenges.
Main Topics:
- 🧢 Bespoke Caps and Misunderstandings: Laugh along as Gastor shares his experience with a bespoke fitted cap by “DRNY” (not Doctor New York). From humorous misunderstandings to stylish headwear, explore the comedic world of fashion faux pas.
- 👂 Embarrassing Ear Infection Tales: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his embarrassing ear infection story from a comedy road trip. From awkward encounters to unexpected mishaps, join in as the hosts share tales from the road.
- 💉 Future Dental Plans: Discover the hosts’ plans for future dental care as they discuss the importance of oral health and the quirks of aging. From dental woes to humorous anecdotes, Patrick and Gastor offer a comedic take on dental hygiene.
- 🎂 Celebrating Patrick’s Birthday: March 20th marks Patrick’s 43rd birthday, and the hosts celebrate in style. Join them in raising a glass and sharing laughs as they toast to another year of life’s adventures.
- 👴 Aging and Fatigue: Explore the comedic side of aging as Patrick and Gastor discuss their bodies feeling more fatigued and less resilient with each passing year. From humorous observations to relatable experiences, join in the laughter as they navigate the ups and downs of getting older.
- 💰 “What’s Dad Mad About?” Segment: Join in on the hilarity as Patrick and Gastor share their frustrations in the “What’s Dad Mad About?” segment. From unpaid debts to refund woes, discover the comedic side of financial mishaps and misunderstandings.
Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media:
Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport
www.patrickholbert.com
Gastor Almonte:
@GastorAlmonte
www.gastoralmonte.com
1 hr 3 min - Ep. 127 “Lady Linda on Biggie Day”
🎙️ Podcast Summary (Written by a Robot):
“We Hired a Sitter For This” – Episode 127
Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 127 of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as they embark on another hilarious and insightful journey through the ups and downs of comedy, parenting, and life on the road.
Main Topics:
- 🚗 On the Road Again: Laugh along as Patrick shares his adventures from a week away from home on the road in Illinois and Wisconsin. From quirky encounters to unexpected mishaps, join him as he navigates the comedic landscape of traveling for comedy gigs.
- 📱 Staying Connected: Discover Gastor’s methods of staying in touch with his children and his own parents while traveling. From phone calls to video chats, explore the hilarious and heartwarming dynamics of maintaining connections from afar.
- 🎤 Celebrating Success: Join the hosts in celebrating Gastor’s success while taping his Don’t Tell comedy segment. From laughter to applause, Patrick and Gastor reflect on the journey and the triumphs of their comedic endeavors.
- 🏠 AirBnB Awkwardness: Get ready for laughs as Patrick and Gastor share tales of awkward encounters with AirBnB hosts while traveling. From strange requests to uncomfortable situations, discover the comedic side of temporary accommodations.
- 🎶 Bonding Through Music: Explore Gastor’s bond with his daughter as they share music with each other. From shared playlists to critical listening sessions, join them in a heartwarming exploration of the power of music in parent-child relationships.
- 🌿 Chemicals and Trashy Foods: Delve into a candid discussion about chemicals in personal hygiene products and the foods we eat. From eye-opening revelations to comedic insights, Patrick and Gastor share their thoughts on staying healthy in a world of processed foods and synthetic ingredients.
- 🍰 Trashy Desserts and “Biggie Day”: Laugh along as Patrick shares his love for trashy dessert foods and snacks. Discover the importance of “Biggie Day” on March 9th to Gastor as a fan of Biggie Smalls, and the comedic frustrations of generational gaps in musical appreciation.
- 📺 Reality TV and Bad Sitcoms: Explore the guilty pleasures of trashy reality TV shows and bad sitcoms. From mindless entertainment to unexpected gems, Patrick and Gastor discuss the comedic allure of television’s guilty pleasures.
- 🤝 Boundary Misunderstandings: Join the hosts in a candid exploration of boundary misunderstandings with acquaintances who assume deeper friendships. From awkward encounters to hilarious miscommunications, Patrick and Gastor share their experiences navigating social interactions.
- 🎉 Looking Forward: Patrick and Gastor look ahead to their next co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY on April 20th, 2024. From anticipation to excitement, join them as they prepare for another night of laughter and camaraderie on stage.
Tune in for a laugh-out-loud episode of “We Hired a Sitter For This” as Patrick and Gastor serve up a hilarious blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.
Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com
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