1. A comprehensive guide on a bunch of bullshit we made up. 2. Jackie Chan Masturbates into a crowd of people. 3. That obviously never happened - but fuck you! 4. Dangerous Dogs appreciation week.

1. Getting a celebrity to help co-host! 2. Our experience using needles. Legally. 3. Why women are not interested in me!?

1. We're protecting you from bush fires goddamn it! 2. Arsonists don't kill people, fires do! 3. Tips on how not to burn the house down. 4. Please don't be an arsonist.

Tom chats to Perth's own The Panda Band above the Northcote social club before their album launch show. We Talk, You Die is going national on ya'll!

(Due to technical problems, some of the interview was lost. We apologise)

1. Chrissie Swan: Australia's sweet heart aka. her blood content is 90% percent sugar. 2. We hate Chrissie Swan. We hate Australia even more as we make her deputy prime minister 3. Worldwide disasters. Fuku-something-a 4. FAPTAC the trading card game. 5. Sac-tap or finger your lecturer! It's a guaranteed winner!

1. Julius is feeling a little depressed. 2. Officially toilet trained. Sucks. 3. Thomas is an immense racist! Would rather have sex with Emma Watson than Morgan Freeman. 4. Excellent episode - One of our best!

Tom was lucky enough to get to chat with Jack & Claire from the Melbourne band Deja straight from their apartment in Fitrzoy. Scoop central.

www.dejatheband.com

1. Julius mixes the best of Cooking and Renovating shows! 2. That's basically it, so check it out! 3. I'm just adding another random bullet point to make it seem like more is actually happening that necessary. Chill. 4. With that said, definitely one of our funniest episodes!

Tom interviews Josh Simons, the lead vocalist and keys player from the Melbourne band Buchanan.

1. Julia Gillard: Redder than Alice Springs. 2. Let's chuck in a nork cam during question time, Amanda vanstone gets her tits out on Big Brother. I then throw up. 3. Royal wedding madness! 4. Bad royal wedding gifts: Princess Diana's ashes.