We Were Had

A prominent Nessie hunter believes he's found indisputable evidence that there's a second Loch Ness Monster in Scotland. But wait. Also, in the same timeframe, a mother and daughter believe they also saw the famed creature. But get this. In the United States of America. We've got ourselves a certified globetrotter. Is the reason that sightings and accounts throughout history have been contradictory because there have in fact been more than one prehistoric beasts the whole time? Tune in and most likely become even more confused.

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From Heath Ledger's famously ill-fated but incredible turn to Jared Leto's weirdly method attempt at a one up, what is it about the Joker that affects the actors that play him? To be honest, there really isn't much to the curse unless you want to read into Cesar Romero being typecast after his campy turn or the fact that Leto REALLY wanted people to call him the joker in real life. Listen, this one is really just us shooting the shh. Sit back and don't take it too seriously. Life's a joke.

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Max, Ben and Chris learn about the Vanderpump Rules drama against their will as Mae spells out her most passionate story yet in excruciating detail. This Bravo scandal has everything, or at least one thing, but it happens to everyone. And that one thing is cheating. They all just cheat on each other in the show but THIS time...this time they also cheated on each other. Biggest mystery of the episode - why does Max keep trying to make this beanie happen?

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Is inflation killing the tooth fairy? Why would we spend an entire episode talking about this? Listen, Max had 10 minutes and it was the first article he saw. The price of a tooth has gone way up and we unpack what this means for society. Back half of the episode is all about how the fairy operates worldwide. Honestly, it's fun. Just have fun. And please donate to your local tooth fairy, they need help.

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This is the fight of our lives. We stepped away from very serious topics for a bit but this one was too big to ignore. Of course, we're talking about this generation's Chernobyl - the recent bitter feud betwixt Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. While a nation mourns, will we be able to find some sort of peace amidst the chaos? Is 30 actually too old for this? What is Joe Biden's plan to solve the conflict? Who knows but we will be submitting this episode to Sundance.   

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This week we dared ask the question: what's the weirdest diet that people actually do? And you guessed it, they're mostly disgusting. Kicking off with a "man juice" diet that's exactly what you think it is, things only get more unhinged. If anyone's currently doing any of these, let us know how it's going in the comments. And then please immediately go to a doctor.   

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As always, We Were Had has its finger in, on, and around the pulse. We talk spy balloons and the very real theory that George Santos was actually the one driving that thing. As an added treat we then rank the disgraced congressman's most over the top lies. Enjoy!  

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We're breaking down the wildest (pun INTENDED) military strategies of all time. But which animals have been deployed as super soldiers throughout history? Oxen cosplaying as dragons. Bats dropping napalm bombs. And, of course, dolphins with miniguns. Who's job was it to come up with these? What's next? RELEASE THE EPISODE. 

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In 2013 some hermit guy who didn't talk to anyone for 30 years and lived under a tarp in the woods of Maine, got arrested for stealing snacks from a camp for kids with disabilities. But that's not all he took...he burgled our hearts and somehow stood up to "the man" by not paying for anything. Will the gang survive in the woods? Are all lunatics violent or are they just from Alaska? Not all deer are dudes, some are chicks? Was that a question? Who knows, we got this hermit to deal with. 

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Hollywood awards shows...rigged? Tune in for an in depth fact and data-based analysis to find out the definitive answer. Jk. We're doing this mostly off of vibes. The Golden Globes. The Grammy's. The Oscars. The Emmy's. Are the ELITES just buying this stuff? Does any of it matter? Also, how is Austin Butler still stuck in the accent? Frankly, we don't know. But two things we love are movies and gossip so this is an episode.   

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