Cowboy

Pete is the one

Evening healthy. I'm Wrecking probably good, but I would know because and also.

Think that you wouldn't mind being great. But that's just me thinking. A time here that I do from time and time again.

I can reckon pardon them but not excusing not me. I'm talking about myself and I do now reckon. Do you know who this is testing the microphone to you? Slowly drinking that wine

And it's like a smooth Sarsaparilla way deep off into the chirping cool summer night. I'm out there past the brush with the girl who got the qti. I'm Cowboy Peet one. They've been known to fly.

I'm the one. They can't die.

So let's get it going and get it done.

It's about time. So, how do we be good? I hope I hope we real good as we got a lot to be doing good for a lot of reasons to be exactly that and that's all you need. Just a reason a reason to be because folk today boy plenty of them. They got it's a new day and age, you know what I'm saying?

Everybody's got too much of this shitpile and down and whopping around up into the head and to the tip of the dick just everything always wanting something to be tended to and that's how it because I know you see because there ain't nothing no way round about it. I just drop some more of this on who me man. You know, where we at right now America. Yes, that is correct. And that should have been your first answer and if anybody else asked you that nutin' Normally, he would be your only answer stamp your foot down to the ground and give them an odd. Look them straight in the eye and say nothing because you already said your answer America, Texas also would have worked if somebody else asked you where you think he was because America and Texas two of the same and one in a kind except. Well, it's a toss-up on which one I'd prefer to lay my residency at definitely when George senior was President them were four great years and rounded up them 80s real nice kicking off them 90s the

They needed to be with a good umph goddamn to all of us while I was proud to be an Back then I was then come the later years. The last eight of them 90s. Those were tough times. I think for all of us the 90s was hard and I'd much to my dismay yet. It's always been a toss-up. I would prefer if you'd ask that question for eight years out of just said, I'm in Texas, even if I was technically in California, my answer would still be Texas. You better like it or take A Fistful of Knuckles right to your cheek the next one hits you in the jaw and test if it's glass or not. Let me give you a spoiler alert if you Want to do that test here's the answer 100 out of 100 Jaws getting been put to the test Taste of my Knuckles enough to make me want to put them in a sandwich. Well, they all ended up glassed broken and shattered like the glasses. They was alike. There's you spoilers you entertainment. Junkie. Don't worry. You only going to hear it here. I ain't one to go run around and blog about it on my Reddit right next to your Game of Thrones in your 4chan with your bites and morsels man. Y'all addicts we here who come from, Texas

Advice just a little more of the traditional kind the tried and true. None of this new shit us techcon. Ian's have been riding in that Lone Star since before we could walk and do call our home right there on the rain because that is where it be coming way down from Austin come around to Dallas up been to Fort Worth up and around to goddamn till you hit a piece of Oklahoma run it on through take a bite of Colorado and then you might as well turn around because he coming to into something to knew that ain't been I stood and you could say that once you entered that plume of new age 1963 repeating hippie to the most affected degree microcosm of shit smelling and wafting about thickening the air and it's all about you then think to what I said and put you some care into how quick you're going to do that you turn and flip it on back to the state that matters in the only country. That is Texas

Hey good to be here!

Best to not know you...and if I did-

I'd act like I care if every person that's not you saw the effort, tally'ed up the goodness points and leveled me into the truly selfish awesome creative beautiful original thoughtful namaste planet saving i am my own compost and compost is life and homeless urchins of a cdc playground now surround me and forced me to leave this planet for the sake of a better life to the underground sodomy farm ranchers that only rape and sleep because they suck. 

I'll answer when this is over, whether it was ‘glad’

or 

‘I am glad’

On whether it was to know you or best not to.

You'll know if what I'm saying right now is of at the end of this which one are you when we go our separate ways.  

At this time I'm going to ask you to take a seat... and then ask myself the question;

“Does it matter either way?”

Well, You tell me! And while you're doing that, think of it as a warm-up to what follows. 

So right after proving that you do in fact know what the word ‘rhetorical’ means.

Rhetorical... do you know what that means?

Because those people who submitted their answers in the traditional manner expected;

Emotionally Excited for the chance to prove purpose in life.

With mouths jacked open eating air.

 

Dialed in turned to bark all the one word noises that follow should not be upset if sent home as we humans have been conditioned to blindly do with one Word noises out of cardboard faces that are most certainly attentive and anxious to hear proof that dogs really are man's best friend

 my name is Pavlov…. like the one in the story about you and I am here to administer the only test that counts in your life when pertaining to you as a person

not a dog

so sit upright

remember

 And that OS that boots you up every morning

 let it take over 

now how many people 

only heard two letters 

that in no way 

or any lifetime 

which includes memory of a past 1

or Buddhist plan for the one waiting for you directly after this one

Or A Life That's list lived 

or Worth Dying For 

As just another

that gets chopped up as simply another

very simple 

waste of good Chalk

and unanswered questions 

circling around in my head

in the same fashion 

that they would 

and did 

as I asked why to myself 

before suiting up to be in front of you 

when I was me 

before becoming the Russian example and speaking in a language that westerners uses their queue to change the channel 

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We're going on a journey today to the place you need to see before you. Because the last thing you'll need is to know, once you're dead, there's no way you'll be resting at peace. But in fact, trying to claw your way, six feet out of the ground, to explain yourself to everybody standing around your grave, poking each other in moments of victory as the ones who knew all along, it couldn't happen as you find yourself pleading for help asking any of your old swells lend a hand and help you get back on your feet. Because it's only then you may have a chance to show them what you really made up and the person you really we are. And the sun was eclipsed by a pile of dirt barreling down on your face, smashing you back into your eternal unrest and moment for a bit of Truth and Reconciliation, as the hindsight bias consumes you, and what was not be denied in depth as it was in life. Because the facts don't lie. And the reason everybody hates you thinks you're a complete weirdo, and one of those guys, which is a fact is because you never took the chance to dance in the cool line and know how can do. I'm a cool cat just like you and can relate to what you say, because like you, I've been to California, and I've lived my life, that's more than I can say about anybody who didn't. And you can never say that nobody ever gave you a chance because friend, I'm giving you a chance to right now to explore everything this magical place has to offer and can't wait to give you on top of being remembered for what you did in life as opposed to the things you were too much but pussy to even try. Don't be a pussy and die remembered. Like your buddy, Pete Jenna Beck, who, at 12 years old, first made his journey out to California and bragged about his time at Disneyland, where he got to see Michael Jackson starring Captain EO in a performance that has left a mark on him until March 22, three years ago, when Pete brandished that double barrel shotgun in the mirror and put it upside his head and pull the trigger to bring him to a different place where he can look down on the rest of us. And know there's nothing bad I'll ever say about Pete you need them because Pete said it was his time to go. And so he went on his own terms. It's not like there was much left to see around here anyway, because after his trip to California and the young age of only 12 I can only imagine how boring every day after would have been p we love you buddy. Can't wait to see you sooner than later, man. Hey, Pete, I wish I was there with you, buddy. I wish I could have been you. You live the dream. All the trauma aside. He did something pretty cool. And even though he didn't talk about it much, you know, everyone else would always know Pete was one of the guys. I knew that about Pete since the first time I met him you not so much. The first time I met you. I knew you were know being but I'm giving you the chance to get as close as you can to being a guy like Pete was and die remembered fondly in envy as you can. You just got to take this step. You just got to take this step and get you and your family out here on a two week vacation and see it all so you can have a site to remember for once in your life was to come to California beautiful as it is. It's the only place the rest of the world will find acceptance. on who you are. Fuck all the time some saying that life is but a dream. Others don't sleep some don't care for words put in a live interview. Simply choose not to waste way their lives on the same cliches they used to read every time they get in trouble at school. On all those posters that counselors conveniently had on their walls. The rest during California live in the dream. I'm Ron Chico, and I'm here to show you the California nobody else ever will. So why not stick around and follow me as I show you the places you really from the Surefire danger. Some will feel like a knife in their back or neck. University Avenue. When you come flying into California if you're lucky eno

Dr. Ricky Steamer joins me in the studio to give the world a perception that is a prescription that everyone needs who might live a life in the doldrums and lacking. This is "The how to not ever read another how to guide about life because you're too busy kicking it's ass!" 

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By

Dr. Ricky Steamer.

How BE?

Yeah yeah I'll be good.

Yellow righteous it is.

I could see that.

I would assume Yahl is as righteous as I imagine.

That's pretty righteous.

That is pretty good.

Nothing wrong with that being at a point in your life where you can absorb a compliment searches were tabloid paper just delivered to you.

That isn't the absorption rate.

I respect the most well most tend to get that read up in their head and let it go places call you something almost divine.

Most now in this day and age.

Now explain the most and who they be but most they're going to take that chip off in their head and click some.

They're going to say shit I'm all

righteous individual therefore that means I'm the second coming of Christ by God.

Oh fuck my face with my phone more is I'm looking at it next morning.

More be reading about his prophecy.

Yeah all of a sudden raised up into the new limelight of today from being a shepherd all his life before spent like a Buddhist.

But yet in the same life now delivering his vast knowledge of the experiences we all need to some reason for know through their horse mouth piece of shit.

Just yesterday with no more than a piece of shit I just said was righteous just to make a spaceship you right now.

Dunga onto his head piece of shit got some entitlement on it and is delusional and it's running rampant with the bar.

Who knows when that shit going to blow you going to feel it when it does.

Which wouldn't be Natcher much an except today it ain't just one bomb we're gonna feel at a time.

Zareena just one righteous piece of shit speeding down the information superhighway locked in on a target.

Dead set on the center of this planet and the reality you have gotta deal with this shit long.

All right here.

Happy fucking trails.

Well not on my watch compadre compadres pieces of shit they'd come back to the real world.

Not one no pack mentality either that's in power and you think that bombing is going to do some good always triumph over evil is a fair way to put about it.

Because good is within humans nature.

It's where we strive to be within the realm of the goodness for life.

Being able to have a pleasant one able to experience the good things up in beauty knowledge hateful Women's Big breasts that are attached to supple bodies not big breasts plus big body that is not a natural desire of men.

Keep within the norm and normality shall prevail and show its way through.

If you stick to that goal you're going to see that good come radiate.

Now each one and all y'all me plus that kind of Gandu that's what we what we live in to be much more definitely not less.

That right there that's what's expected.

I bet you all we got a consensus of that.

Chalk it up as that's set in stone commandment as they say.

Goodness and equality.

Hold the fuck up now.

Equality who just chimed in and said that my brain that's a little bomb don't follow as equality got nothing to do with it.

It never will chip in that word.

You spun it in a way that puts you on the same playing field as me and I like that playing field is that playing field that's fucked up as a field goal I can't ever win.

Guess what.

Even if I do this new field that all blended together equal in all aspects of it all doesn't even give me the right to rub it in and stick it to you.

When I went there.

When I went you wouldn't even know that because ain't no score be counted and tallied up at the end of the year.

Come time for the trophy big celebration banquet or a potluck barbecue whatever.

You better believe that pasty shit.

Worst player on your team.

Looking ahead have fucking retarded and we thought he was a girl because of the way he threw and he looked like one he had a limp wrist too.

It's contagious little disease coming out a lot.

Kids these days everybody I know Pop and watch out for that unimpressed come with that affliction on the way you talk to come with that lisp you don't want that change away ya See everything on life.

Hello there.

My name is cowboy Peet and I come here today in my Stetson, Precisely Ten Gallons, genuine and made from some of the best hat furnishings that one of the cowboy nature could ever hope to be made from.  A necessity to a first degree in the required pieces of wear is absolute to become man.  The Stetson is beauty but not be fashioned of one so divine it would have to be featured only in whatever the Americans version of the Llouve would be, people would be waiting in that line to catch a glimpse of Stetson.

It wouldn't belong in Paris. American made one hundred percent and wouldn't be caught dead next to no Mother Teresa or any one of them other he-she's hanging limp off them French made walls.

I don't think so but under that behind these blue blocking shades that you may have thought you saw on them infomercials had on back in the day during the afternoon TVs with commercials tell you to go to college at the Technical Institute, get you a degree maybe something in nursing or whatever X-ray tech near.

I'm sure you'll make it do as well now but these ain't them blue blockers these is of a different degree.

This is of a first degree badass and I ain't tell you where I got them.

Just know that they first grade.

That's badass.

For instance the way you look at these glances and way most others do they say I have some bad sunglasses and right there you know how much you want them.

The ones I'm wearing that tell you what degree it is because it's better than the ones you got once you got.

Maybe you thought they were bad as a one point but that quickly faded.

Now you see these dripping from the mouth drooling like he was on one of them sucking the PP trips everyone else is on and he was coming out the closet for the first time about ready to blame it on you Jack Daniel adventured that you had the whole night before, I just want to do anything for it kinda feel… that's first degree badass area and the area mostly a part of me.

How do we be good i hope.

Hope we real good.

You know because we got a lot to be a doing good for, a lot of reasons to be exactly that.

All you need is just a reason, a reason to be.

Folk today, boy, plenty of them I mean is on the up and coming.  

They the new day and age.

You know what I'm saying.

It almost be real bad right there but that's because it has got too much of the shit piling up and down and moping around.  From my head, I know ya see and gone down to the tip of me.

Everything I need tended to always be.

That's how it be, you see.

Because well, there ain't another no way around about it.

I dropped them on my couch.

I care less!

Fuck it right.

You know where we're at.

Right now.

America.

Yes that is correct.

And that should have been your first answer.

And if anybody else asked you normally that would be your only answer and you stamp your foot down to the ground, give him and nod, look him straight in the eye and say nothing cause ya already said your answer; America.

That's it!

Texas also would have worked if it was someone else asking you where you think you was because America and Texas two of the same, one in kind.

Except,

Well it's a toss up which one I prefer to claim my residency at.

Definitely when George Sr was president, them was four great years and rounded up them 80s real nice.

Kicked off them nineties the way they needed to be with a goooood Umph!' to all of us.

Yeah I'd be proud to be an American then be happy to say it.

Then come around later years, last eight of the nineties ...those were tough times.

I think for all of us nineties was hard.

As much to my dismay, yet it's always been a toss up.

I'd a prefer if ya asked that question to my whereabouts was for them 8 years; I'd a just said "I'm in Texas" even if I was technically in California.

My answer would still be Texas.

Better like it or taste up on my fist full a knuckles pushing right into your cheek.

Next one hitting the jaw test if it's glass or not.

I'll give you a spoiler if you want to do that test.

Here's the answers; 100 out of 100 jaws that been put to test to take under my knuckles, enough to make me want to put them in a sandwich.

Feed it to him.

Well all them eating was glasses with jaws and jaws shattered like they was never there like the glass as they was alive.

They're just spoilers you entertainment junkie.

Don't worry though y'all get to have your chance.

People wanted to go run out and blog about it on my Reddit right next to ya Game of Thrones ya out there, spoiling and taking bites and morsels of what story sound right to suck off next.

Tell ya addicts we here come from Texas.

We got vice, it's a little more of the traditional kind y'know, on the tried and true.

Someone shoulda' read a book , None of this new shit though.

Texas take time drips Molesses.

Us Texakanians been riding in that Lone Star since before we could walk and do call our home right down the range because that is where we be.

All the way down from Austin to Houston up to Dallas Fort Worth inner, on and all the way through.

God dang tasting a piece of the base of Oklahoma.

Run through it, watch it flip take you back to get a bite of Colorado.

You may turn around when you get there.

Folk find themselves coming to into something new that a man tested and you could see that once you enter that plume of a new age 1963 repeating hippie to the most affected degree microcosm of shit wafting about within the air and all about you and you're going to think what I said and put some care into a quick you do that u-turning back to the state that matters.

Rounding on back to the only country left that matter 

 always going to be Texas where

Where I be and you is too but don't be claiming that unless you really is.

Otherwise you're just American.

If you are a native of the Lone Star, most I recommend, come and get you a taste, have you Whataburger.

Go on in, go down , Check out what we got.

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