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Written and produced by Joseph Fink

Additional essays by Janina Matthewson and Jeffrey Cranor

The song "This Too Shall Pass" by Danny Schmidt 

All other music by Disparition

Logo artwork by Jessica Hayworth

A production of Night Vale Presents

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