WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web episodes

  • Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

    It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock.  Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better. 

     

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    Sleeping  ugly

    The Gymnast

     

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Can he love her for loving her brother?

     

    THE DARK WEB:  Sam tells us about the story of inventor Maurice Ward.  He created a substance called Starlite that can withstand extremely high temperatures. 

     

    SPONSOR: The Cletus stick

    50 min
  • Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

    This week on We won the internet  Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype?  Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips.  People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution.  We also get into the new streaming service Peacock.  Is it a Netflix killer?

     

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    Dildo thief

    Bird bite

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Man finds girlfriends nudes on her phone with a video he's not in?

     

    THE DARK WEB:  Gustave the infamous killer croc!  he's a deadly animal on the loose, will they stop it from killing more people? (36:10) 

    SPONSOR: Smokey Mountains dispensary.

    50 min
  • Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)

    It's episode 48! (Teddy, you're an idiot.) This week we go on another TV watching binge, because what else is there to do during Covid? Sam talks about the Netflix movie "The old guard" with Charlize Theron, yup she's still hot.  Logan goes into the documentary, Moncho Moncho Amor: the legend of Walter Mercado.  Is he more than just a gay super wizard?  We also get into old movie Demolition man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Is it them at their best?  Hell yeah it is!

     

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    The pizza defense

    Better put a liberal spin on it

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Man wants to know if he should have sex with his girlfriend.  Come on Teddy, you're an idiot!

    THE DARK WEB:  It's all about real life Gargoyles.  Sam tells chilling tales of people who have encountered Gargoyles and lived to tell about it. Logan also talks about his firsthand account with a Gargoyles when he was young.

    SPONSOR: Fomba Socks

    50 min
  • Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

    This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix.  Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files.  Is it worth a re-watch? 

     

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    Doctor feels good

    Sore loser

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Man is tired of his deadbeat girl friend.  Should he keep trying to get her ass in gear of find a new ass? 

    THE DARK WEB:  Rennes- le Chateau Conspiracies.  A poor priest turns out to be a baller.  Where did he get his money?  Did he black mail the Catholic church?  find a buried treasure, or did he sell his soul to the Devil?  Let's try to solve the mystery together. (35:01)

    SPONSOR: Dr. Winikoff's big booby specialist.

    50 min
  • Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  We talk about the fourth of July and our past experience blowing things up and then we get into the show Alone.  Living in the woods with lions, tigers, and bears! oh my!

     

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    Cussing Ghost

    To trap a thief

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Girl buys a Pygmy giraffe.  Is it real?

    THE DARK WEB: Latin America urban legends (33:05)

    SPONSOR: Ivan's school of bear wrestling

    52 min
  • Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

    This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again!  Who would have guessed!  Not me!  Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret.  Do they hold up?  Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out.  We also get into the Nascar controversy and video games.  Next week we will go back to our regular format.

    44 min
  • They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about Dave Chappelle's new stand up on You tube and the show F is for family season 4.  Sam goes over his new love of Gentrified and Mr. Iglesia's second season.  We are also changing our format and doing more of the Dark Web.  Let us know if you like what you hear

     

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    Lost my keys

    Car pool

    32 bags... pass it around

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Girl wants boyfriend to approve of her Onlyfans account.

    THE DARK WEB: The bad Catholic Church (38:33)

    SPONSOR: The Main Stream Media

    56 min
  • F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies.  While  Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg .

     

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    Car go boom!

    Big Daddy

    Bad Daddy

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    This week Sam talks about Tech Myths.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Woman says her boyfriend thinks she stinks

    THE DARK WEB: Unknown Real Vampires

    SPONSOR: Barry's Vasectomy and laser tag palace

    53 min
  • A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    I might suck but you swallow

    Karen go home!

    Pickle attack

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam describes ridiculous laws that are still around

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Lady wants fiancée to do the nasty for the pasty

    THE DARK WEB: You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle?  How about the Alaskan one?  listen to the creepy stories and be amazed!

    SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

    48 min
  • Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

    The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode.  The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds.  This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4.  Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections.  A much improved choice than last month. He hopes he can punch an Ewok.  We get into the old UFC matches when everyone claimed their fighting style was the best and everyone fought to prove it. So, stay tuned kiddies for more bull shart!

    50 min

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