WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web episodes

  • Pandemic, here we come! (Episode 30)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the effects of the Coronavirus.  Logan tells the story of his father tricking him into believing he went to Disneyland.  Join us at the bunker for the apocalypse!

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Sick porn bro!

    911 I got PCP

    Those are fighting words!

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Feeling lucky?  Sam tells us about people with the craziest luck.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Girl asks if she needs a bag over her head.

    THE DARK WEB

    Scary close deadly encounters.  Watch out!  Who's that behind you!! It's another episode of the Dark Web.

    SPONSOR: Nobody

    44 min
  • Sorry, I do not shake hands (Episode 29)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the new virus that is spreading all over the world.  Logan tries to lighten the mood and suggests a new movie on Netflix called Freaks.  If the end is coming might as well be entertained.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Dine and dash

    The barefoot brawler

    Raise the roof!

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    We get into strange facts about Marvel comics.  Hidden sex messages and wolf dinosaurs!  it's about to get real!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Guy had everything and he lost it all to hang with his friends.

    THE DARK WEB

    People who were possibly lost to other dimensions or a pack of dogs drag them away.  find out more in this week's episode.

    SPONSOR: Main stream media

    51 min
  • My mom never touched my Twinkie (Episode 28)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan reads reviews of a local Mexican restaurant where the food is amazing but the owner is crazy.  Sam talks about his two older coworkers that fight like children.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    911 phone plan

    Bitch better have my money!

    Can I have my joy ride back?

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam talks about dangerous foods that people risk their lives to eat!  No, Taco bell wasn't one of them.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Boyfriend's mom is a little to handsy .

    We talk about people that have cheated death only to die a short time after.  they are real final destination stories!

    SPONSOR: El Sancho's Restaurant

    54 min
  • How did we survive childhood? (Episode 27)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Valentine's day adventure.  Sam still won't admit that he is in a cult.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Smells like drunk spirit

    Taco bell and a nap

    Hold your horse's cell phone!

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam tells us about dangerous toys that should have never been sold to the public.  I think we had half of them growing up!!

     

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Dude's chick likes her attention

    THE DARK WEB

    Government Sanctioned Experiments done on the general population

    SPONSOR: The Letter F

    52 min
  • We should have saw this coming (Episode 26)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Valentine's revenge plans and soap opera filmed in an Ikea store. We also want to thank everyone that listens to the show.  We reached a thousand downloads and we couldn't have done it with out you.  We look forward to a few more thousand as the years go on.  Again, thank you all.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    I'm a cop, officer

    Shrinking Penis

    DJ Gear Jammer

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam tells us about TV shows and movies that have predicted the future.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Man love's him some animal porn but she's not into it.

    THE DARK WEB

    Weird creepy events!  Walking with ghosts and waking up in strange places.

    SPONSOR: Love Corp

    48 min
  • The Devil Wears Prada (Episode 25)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan finds a new roommate to help pay for the giant  water bill.  He's a devil of a character.  Will they all get along?

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Smoke them if you got them

    Pedo Mustache

    I see boobies!

     

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam talks about popular websites that started out with different origins.  Did Pornhub really start out as a Christian dating site?  We'll find out!

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Guy asks for advice on how to tell if a woman is interested.  It's easy.  if she ask you to pull it out... you're in.

    Monster Attacks!  What's lurking in the woods?  Do we really want to find out?

    SPONSOR: HELL : the favorite vacation place for assholes

    50 min
  • Why would you buy that? (Episode 24)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam poorly explains why the water bill at the bunker is so high. It's definitely not because he's bathing.  We also try to get a strait answer and find out if Sam is in a cult or just supporting his "family"?

     SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Sexy Banana

    This wood is giving me wood

    Danger cock

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam gives us a list of weird items people by online.  

    Toilet lights, pimple popping simulators and much more!  

     I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Guy can't look at his friend the same after embarrassing incident

     

     

    The Vending Machine Murders

     

    SPONSOR: Fombus Socks

    53 min
  • I still own his soul (Episode 23)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the hidden gem of a movie Velocipastor.  The story of a young priest cursed to change into a dinosaur.  With his new powers he becomes involved in fighting a drug dealing ninja gang.  This thing should win an Oscar. 

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Assholes have teeth too

    naughty condoms

    The windows on the bus go, shut the fuck up!

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    This week we talk about weird thing that are sold on the internet.  what would you pay for a soul?

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Woman won't let her man play video games.  should he go or stay and play?

    SPONSOR: The Dark Web

    AFTER SHOW!!

    Check out our new after show The Dark Web!  This week we talk about People that took their revenge on Rapists. 

    53 min
  • The Sex Doll 3000 (Episode 22)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan's long awaited sex doll finally arrives.  Will it be everything he thought it would be?  Will the artificial intelligence be worth the money?  We will find out in this extra sexy episode.

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    Paltrow's Pussy

    Wife's wiener

    There can be only one

    He can lay some pipe

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    Sam introduces us to some of the male sex toys that are available.  we also discuss the dangers of sex toy hacking.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Virgin ask for sex advice on how to last a long time.  We are sure he's asking the wrong guys.

    SPONSOR: TecCorp:  Making the world better with AI

    47 min
  • Does this podcast make me look fat? (Episode 21)

    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan has a conspiracy theory as to why the post office is taking forever to deliver his sex doll.  Sam gets into this awkward story when a friend bought him a flesh light. 

     

    SH!T ON THE INTERNET

    You toe sucker!

    Silly psychic tricks are for kids

    You can't lock up our love

    Squirrel attack

    DECODING THE INTERNET

    This week we get into fad diets.  Since Logan's cleans didn't work very well Sam goes into other crazy diets that might work.  Most likely they won't.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

    Man wants to know how much  of the bros before hoes rule does he really have to abide by?

    SPONSOR: TasteCrap;  the miracle diet

    43 min

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Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary…