WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan opens up about his survival story when he lived without the internet for three days.  Sam mentions a friend that only baths in a hot tub and wonders why he has rashes.  How is this guy still alive?

SH!T ON THE INTERNET

Bad chicken

Where is the remote?

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Killer Vacuum

DECODING THE INTERNET

This week's main topic is New Year's resolutions.  What are your New Year's resolutions?  What are common ones and does anyone ever keep them?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!

A man is taken out to dinner with family.  Who Pays?

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 Logan is trying out a new cleanse diet that has gassy repercussions.  Sam describes his "great fathering skills" during the Christmas season.  We also get into the new Netflix documentary Don't fuck with cats.  It's a wild ride.

SHIT ON THE INTERNET

Wake up sleepy head

Let me Axe you a question, stinky

It's the Ass man

Call in Criminal

DECODING THE INTERNET

We talk about the history of Krampus and other anti-Santa's around the world.  Why is it a common theme to traumatize your kids?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE

Lady asks if she should stay with her live in boyfriend after he tells her she need to quit smoking the weeds.

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This week on We won the internet Logan breaks down and buys a sex doll while Sam might have joined a cult.  We also go into wanting to see the new Star wars movie. Which one of us will pay money to watch it?

Shit on the internet

That's why you always leave a note!

Fake kidnapping

Safety fart

Sex for Arby's?

Decoding the internet: Security camera hacks

We talk about recent incidences in the news about camera's being hacked and the scary truth about how we all give up our own privacy.

Can't believe its not Google

Guy writes in to ask what he should do with serious girlfriend wanting his phone password.

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This week on We won the internet Logan shows off Mr. Jiggle tit's new trick while Sam expands on his experience with the cult down the road from our bunker. 

Shit on the internet

Mad pooper

Love that KFC smell

Locker room mix up

If you love it... put your name on it

Decoding the internet

Sam and Logan talk about the trouble with old people.  Why are they so mad?  Why are they so Horny?  What will we be doing when we get "old".

Can't believe it's not Google

Listener wants to know if he should proclaim his love for his sex doll to the world.  

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This week on We won the internet Sam and Logan talk about their Thanksgiving break.  Logan watches In the tall grass and is still confused.  Sam mentions the new neighbors he found near the bunker.

Shit on the internet

Booby trap

Wolverine!

Period police

Changing Diapers

Decoding the internet: Black Friday stories!

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Can't believe it's not Google: Is too much video gaming bad for you?

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This week on We won the internet Logan talks about spying on his wife and hanging out with Lamar the bear hunter.  Sam mentions a friend that has only seen one Marvel  movie, Avengers End game. Now he's got to see the rest! We are starting a new segment called I can't believe it's not google.  We take a listener's question and give them answers.  Not good answers, but they're answers. 

Sh!t on the internet

Drug Scam

Fighting Bigfoot

Taco power

Sleep crime

Decoding the Internet: The Hong Kong riots.  Sam's new segment where he finds something on the internet that interest him and goes into detail about the subject. 

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This week on we won the internet Logan talks about his new friend he found in the woods and Logan's new single life status.  We bring up the new Disney plus.  Is it worth the money? 

Sh!t on the internet

Camel balls

I've done my time

Sandwich attack

Butt reveal

Bad cop

Prison break helper

We drank your milk

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This week on We won the internet Logan announces his "Divorce" and tries to convince Sam that he really didn't just fake his death. He also shares his plans for the future living in the bunker with Mr. Jiggletits the leader of the invading raccoons.  

Sh!t on the internet (links)

It's all just a murderous dream

Drunk teacher

That's Racist 

More fake money more Problems

Come on ring!

Beat the system

McWeedwater

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This week on We won the internet we talk about our lame Halloween adventures.  Sam tells us about the new series on shudder, Creepshow while Logan mentions the show Daybreak and the new Stand up by Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy's latest movie Dolemite is my  name.

Sh!t on the internet (links)

It's the secret ingredient

He killed me officer

No Jumping on the bed

Bob the destroyer 

The cake is a lie

Segway adventure

Leaf her alone!

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This week on We won the internet Logan talks about his crazy day of fighting crime. Sam tells a story about a guy he knows that has no filter. We also have an interview with one of our listeners Endy Adison a local hot dog vendor and conspiracy theorist.  Endy has a new book he is promoting " the Hotdog of truth" Hopefully he brings hotdogs.

Shit on the Internet

Need to call the cops on myself

Help me with my stolen car

Haunted house is too scary

I'll trade you a burger for some sex

Tupac, say it ain't so

Take two of these and blow me in the morning

So tired of all this crime