We Write Weird Shit

I Ain't No Dummy - Episode 7 Season 1

In this seventh episode, we discuss how Jake's friends hate us, how we suck at getting these in on time, and the luxury of being so famous that you sabotage yourself by writing under a pseudonym.

Then Jon read's Jake's story about a taxidermied cat and a slock as suggested by Lori.

Next week Jake reads Jon's story about a three-legged dog and strep throat suggested by Jim,


Links mentioned in this episode:

Random Transmissions Episode 4 featuring Hour of the Weevil-Beasts by Jon James:
https://youtu.be/GBDZjTuaqQI

Welcome to Night Vale:
http://podbay.fm/show/536258179

Harper Lee's Cocaine Overdose:
http://yesclash.com/2016/02/19/live-fast-die-young-harper-lee-found-dead-in-ny-apartment-of-a-cocaine-overdose/

The Outhousers, soon to be featuring reviews by Jon James:
http://www.theouthousers.com/

Dickbot Ennui - Episode 6 Season 1

Welcome to the exceptionally late Episode 6 of We Write Weird Shit! You can thank Jake's sick minion, and Jesus for dying, for this episode being late. In this episode we talk about Limbo, Abe Lincoln, the futility of management, and how Jake's mom most likely did not have sexual relations with an ape (hi Jake's mom!)

Then Jake reads Jon's story about Unitaskers and Burgeoning AI. Next week Jon reads Jake's story about a taxidermied cat and a slock suggested by Lori.

Mentioned this episode:

https://soundcloud.com/history-of-dicks

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-limbo-idUSL2028721620070420

https://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/tag/abraham-lincoln/

I Want a Dirty Prostitute - Episode 5 Season 1

Episode 5 Constant Listeners, now with even more rape and prostitutes! In this episode we talk about Marvel Cinematic Universe, how shitty Whovians are, and Jake's fugly pants! Then Jon reads Jake's story about an hallucinogenic STD suggested by Jason.

Next week Jake reads Jon's story about Unitaskers and burgeoning AI, a combined suggestion from Noah and Kyle.

Links mentioned in this episode:
http://www.ixchel.net/collections/pants/products/classic-patchwork-pants

http://www.hecklerspray.com/doctor-who-fans-need-to-shut-up/201279837.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RR8safAyaQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z51vIoRnsT8

Frites Arcanes - Episode 4 Season 1

Here it is, a little late but here now! Episode 4, Frites Arcanes, the one about a Magic Potato. Also featured: Animal porn, porn while driving, furries, and manuscripts!

Next week Jon reads Jake's story about an Hallucinogenic STD suggested by Jason.

Links mentioned this episode:

http://www.projectiradio.com/the-launch-bizzong-the/

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLr9xP3BZJYF_3ddIkStPXZm7Eft23SSs2

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/intense-photos-gas-attack-furry-convention

http://www.papermag.com/a-tale-of-two-mascots-how-furries-spurned-by-tony-the-tiger-are-being--1574536912.html

http://time.com/4195216/michigan-man-dies-porn-crash/

All Hail the King - Episode 3 Season 1

Episode 3 is upon us! In this episode, we lament the many tragic deaths of the week, debut our new intro with music from The Powder Burns (link below), and glorify payment in exposure. Jon reads Jake's story based on the Stephen King and Folk Punk as suggested by Rob.

Next week Jake reads Jon's story about Magic and Potatoes as suggested by the Hippie.

Links mentioned in this episode:

https://soundcloud.com/the-powder-burns



https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLr9xP3BZJYF_3ddIkStPXZm7Eft23SSs2

http://smile.amazon.com/Rosary-Space-Time-Ruth-Rees/dp/1568545649/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1453156553&sr=1-1&keywords=the+rosary+in+space+and+time

http://smile.amazon.com/Gone-Girl-Gillian-Flynn/dp/0307588378/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1453156602&sr=1-1&keywords=gone+girl

http://smile.amazon.com/T-C-Boyle-Stories-Collected-Coraghessan/dp/0143125869/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1453156608&sr=1-1&keywords=tc+boyle+stories+2
http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities/recent-notable-deaths-1.1236203

Extreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover - Episode 2 Season 1

Welcome to Episode 2! In this episode, we discuss Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, other podcasts we listen to, and why we are jealous of Stephen King and want to hatebump his face. Jake reads Jon's story about trying to renovate a house while being propositioned by its deceased residents, as suggested by Alex.

Next week Jon will be reading Jake's story about Stephen King and folk punk. As always, if you have a suggestion for a future story, please post in the comments. Thanks for listening!

Links mentioned in this episode:

http://fistshark.com/

http://randomtransmissions.libsyn.com/

http://podcastone.com/Bret-Easton-Ellis-Podcast

Extreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover (c) 2016 Jon James

The Old Man - Episode 1 Season 1

Episode 1 is here! In this episode, Jon reads Jake's story about a haunted music box in a restaurant, as suggested by Leslie. We also discuss Uwe Boll's Nazi Gold.
Next week Jake will be reading Jon's story about trying to renovate a home while being propositioned by the house's deceased residents, as recommended by Alex, titled Extreme Ghost Orgy Home Makeover.

Links mentioned in this episode:

http://www.brycedavidsalazar.com/

http://www.jonjameswrites.com/

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27255889-arachnophile

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/E7M5ZYOENU29/ref=cm_wl_list_o_11?

https://uweboll.wordpress.com/2007/06/10/uwe-confesses-yes-my-films-are-financed-with-nazi-gold/

https://www.facebook.com/Fiction440/

The Old Man (C) Jacob Sailor 2016