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Tiny Human, Giant Questions!

Hold onto your hats, folks! This week, the Wednesday Night Podcast has gone full-on diaper duty! Our very own Andrew has officially welcomed a tiny human grandchild into the world! Congratulations, Andrew... now get ready for approximately eighteen years of Andrew taking more pictures than ever!

Fresh off the miracle of life, Andrew's brain has apparently entered a new dimension of grandparental logic. This week, he poses the deeply scientific question: Can the gender of his newborn be predicted by listening to Stevie Wonder's seminal album, Songs in the Key of Life?

Yes, you read that right. We delve into the intricate and highly accurate methodology of interpreting musical cues for chromosomal determination. Does "Sir Duke" point to a boy? Is "Isn't She Lovely" a dead giveaway? Prepare for a hilarious descent into musical pseudo-science as the rest of us try to gently (and not-so-gently) steer Andrew back to reality.

Expect tangents galore, increasingly bewildered reactions from the usual crew, and possibly a spirited debate on the merits of "I Wish" as a reliable gender oracle.

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This week on the Wednesday Night Podcast, things get WILD. Our very own Joe, bless his heart, dives headfirst into the fascinating (and apparently adorable, according to him) world of Dire Wolves. Yes, those prehistoric behemoths that could probably swallow your chihuahua whole.

But wait, there's more! Joe's research was conducted entirely while grooving to the iconic sounds of... you guessed it... Steppenwolf! We're not sure if "Born to Be Wild" inspired his fascination or just drowned out any sense of impending doom, but here we are.

The rest of the gang, however, are having absolutely none of it. They spend a good chunk of the episode mercilessly mocking Joe's insistence on the "cute" factor of a creature with teeth the size of bananas. The conversation devolves into a hilarious debate about the plausibility (and sheer terror) of Jurassic Park-style consequences, with Joe firmly planted in the "nah, they'd be chill" camp.

So tune in for tales of ancient predators, questionable musical pairings, and the comedic stylings of a man who clearly hasn't seen enough dinosaur movies. You might learn something, you'll definitely laugh, and you'll probably want to hide your small pets.

Wednesday Night Podcast: Where the only thing scarier than a Dire Wolf is Joe's optimism.

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Strange Magic, Sad Illusions: An ELO-rical Letdown

This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're tuning into the cosmic sounds of Electric Light Orchestra's "Face The Music," with a special spotlight on the wonderfully weird "Strange Magic." Prepare for soaring strings, Jeff Lynne's unmistakable vocals, and a generous serving of 1970s prog-pop goodness.

But hold on to your laser beams, because things are about to get… decidedly less magical. Inspired by the mystical vibes of ELO, Craig recounts his utterly underwhelming experience at a David Copperfield magic show in the dazzling (and apparently illusion-challenged) city of Las Vegas.

Prepare for tales of vanishing acts that didn't quite vanish, levitation that looked suspiciously like wires, and the crushing realization that maybe, just maybe, some "strange magic" is just… not that strange. Did Craig witness a true illusionist, or just a man with a fog machine and a questionable haircut?

So, dim the lights, put on your headphones, and join us for a journey from the symphonic heights of ELO to the disappointing depths of Vegas stage magic. It's a show that will leave you wondering if the real magic is just the ability to get through a mediocre performance.

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The Lexicon of Love, Lawnmowers of London, and... Well, You'll See.

This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're getting sophisticated (for about five seconds) as we delve into ABC's seminal album, "The Lexicon of Love." Prepare for lush orchestrations, Martin Fry's suave vocals, and a healthy dose of 80s romanticism.

But hold on tight, because this is The Wednesday Night Podcast, and things are about to take a sharp left turn. For reasons that will become... somewhat clear (or maybe not at all), this album somehow propels us into a deep discussion about the surprisingly competitive world of British lawn mowers. Yes, you read that right.

And because that wasn't bizarre enough, we'll also be pondering the musical contributions of Phil Collins (as one does) and, in a segment that we can only describe as "classic WNP," we'll be venturing into the uncharted territory of... anal scraping. Trust us, the connection (however tenuous) will be explained. Ish.

So, if you've ever wondered how ABC, gardening equipment, the drummer from Genesis, and a rather invasive medical procedure can possibly be linked, then you absolutely NEED to tune in. Your Wednesday night is about to get a whole lot weirder.

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YMCA: Arizona Edition (and Other Locker Room Lore)

Remember Craig's wild tales of the Village People and his... interesting locker room encounters? Well, buckle up, because he's back with an update! Apparently, what happens in Arizona DOESN'T stay in Arizona, especially when Craig's involved.

This week, we're diving back into the chaotic world of Craig's past adventures, specifically focusing on the fallout from his previous revelations. Expect even more awkward anecdotes, questionable fashion choices, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a familiar Village People Hot Cop.

Think of this as a "director's cut" of the original episode, with all the deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes debauchery you never knew you needed. So, grab your sunscreen (and maybe a blindfold), and join us for a special short update episode that proves some stories are just too wild to stay buried in the desert.

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Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Cookies): A March Madness Meltdown! 🍪🎤

Hold onto your hats, Wednesday Night Podcast listeners, because this week things are about to get sweet. We're teaming up with the culinary geniuses over at Cookie Lab for a March Madness bracket that's less about basketball and more about…biscuits! That's right, we're pitting store-bought cookies against each other in a battle for sugary supremacy!

To set the mood, we're diving into the synth-pop classic, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" by the Eurythmics. Will the dreamy synths inspire us to make wise cookie choices? Or will they just make us hungry? Only time will tell.

Then, the real madness begins! We'll be playing a high-stakes game of "Who Will Win the Cookie Bracket?" Expect heated debates, questionable taste tests, and probably a few crumbs on the studio floor. Will your favorite cookie make it to the top? Or will it crumble under the pressure?

Get ready for a hilarious clash of podcast worlds, a sugary showdown, and a whole lot of Eurythmics-fueled cookie chaos! Sweet dreams are made of this, folks…and by "this," we mean cookies.

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Careless Whisper & Cryptid Saxophones: A Wham!tastic Mystery

This week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, we're diving headfirst into the smooth, sultry sounds of Wham!'s "Careless Whisper." Prepare for a deep dive into the emotional complexities of 80s pop, the power of a well-placed saxophone riff, and maybe even a few tales from music camp at Whootin Woods.

But hold onto your feathered hair, folks, because things are about to get weird. We're drawing a direct (and possibly insane) line between the reclusive, saxophone-playing cryptid, Saxsquatch, and the late, great George Michael. Is it a conspiracy? Is it just Joe's fever dream? We're not entirely sure.

Speaking of Joe, our own resident saxophonist is back, and he's bringing his trademark love-hate relationship with Bob along for the ride. Expect passionate saxophone solos, bitter arguments about Bob's musical taste, and maybe even a dramatic reenactment of a Saxsquatch sighting.

So, grab your best pastel blazer, prepare for some emotional saxophone ballads, and join us for a night of Wham!tastic chaos and cryptid conspiracies. Just try not to get too lost in the whisper…or the woods.

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Season Five is HERE, and we're kicking things off with a bang…or maybe a synchronized swim? This week, Craig's bringing the heat with The Village People's iconic album, Cruisin', featuring the timeless anthem "YMCA." Expect some questionable dance moves and even more questionable fashion choices as we dive into the album's…ahem…themes.

But the real fun starts when we delve into Craig's collection of close encounters with the less-than-fully-clothed. From locker room mishaps to unexplainable nudist swimming, prepare for a barrage of stories that will leave you blushing (or maybe just slightly uncomfortable).

So, grab your towel (just in case), put on your best Village People-inspired outfit (optional, but encouraged), and join us for a season premiere that's sure to be a wild and wonderfully weird ride. YMCA? More like Y-U-SEE-A-LOT!

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This week on Cookie Lab, we're bringing the warmth with our Hot Cocoa Cookies with Toasted Marshmallows! Imagine a rich, chocolatey cookie base infused with the comforting flavors of hot cocoa, topped with gooey, toasted marshmallows. We'll be baking and tasting these winter delights, guaranteed to warm your soul.

But we're not just about the deliciousness! We're also diving into the fascinating history of hot cocoa powder mix, tracing its origins and evolution. Plus, we'll unravel the science behind powdered milk production, exploring how this key ingredient transforms into a pantry staple.

All this packed into one short, sweet, and entertaining episode! Get ready to cozy up and join us for a delightful cookie adventure.

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Join the band this week on The Wednesday Night Podcast, and we'll all get caffeinated with Sabrina Carpenter's sultry single, "Espresso." But before we dive into the musical magic, Jill takes us on a wild ride with a bunny tale that will leave you scratching your head.

Prepare for a story involving red gloves, Bermuda shorts, and a surprisingly philosophical white rabbit. It's a tale of mistaken identity, unexpected encounters, and the existential dread of a rabbit in a strange land.

So grab your favorite caffeinated beverage (or maybe just a strong cup of coffee), settle in, and prepare for a wild ride with Jill and her bizarre bunny encounter. You've been warned!

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