We double dip into the secret esoteric history of instant noodles and explore some kitschy theme restaurants in Japan. Michael reveals shocking details on his secret diet, a piece of candy creams in Mark's mouth.

Onitober continues with Michael's revenge on mark for tricking him into reading Marine Corp Yumi, with a movie that "may" have traumatized him from his childhood. Toho's own Hausu. Listen as Michael and Mark are left honestly kind of confused by a movie that could at best "loosely" be called a horror

We jump on the Juni train and spiral out of control. We gush monsters about how we like his flavor of horror so tune in for some fanboying. Mark talks about regenerating women and his favorite monsters, Michael talks about spirals and dead fish.

We dive into the dumpster of the masses; anime merch. Listen to find out Mark's secret shame stash of anime paraphenilia and Michael drunkenly offering a reductive critique of the fairer sex.

We touch on the titular Mystic Messenger, well Michael does because he played the game and Mark just sat there and laughed at him. Michael offers sound dating advice, Mark coins a new turn of phrase.

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We gush about the titular Metal Gear series. Hideo Kojima's shocking character is revealed along with his shocking secret diet. Michael makes a sloo of rum n' cokes, Mark skirts an aneurysm from laughter.

We drunkenly kabuki dance around the topics of edgelords and convoluted animes. Well really we shit all over Resident Evil and Kingdom Hearts. 2 new characters are introduced, Michael recommends smut, Mark outs himself as a racist.

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SPOILER WARNING...in case you missed it. Also please note, we have not posted the episode that was chronologically recorded last week, it was a horrible soul sucking experience, so we are saving it for later.

This episode we analyze the waifu dumpster that is called Nisekoi. Listen as we throw noodles at the wall in anger over our perspective waifus and the fight for Raku's blind as fuck heart.

This episode we free ball it. We rummage through the trash bags we call our minds and begin try to sort the mess. We bring up things we have been wanting to talk about, but couldn't classify which colored trashcan to put them in. Expect to see some sticky volumes of shitty manga, maid aprons, and surprisingly a lot of crawdads from joe's crab shack.

Our in the bag post mortem review of Voynich Hotel. We go through all the filthy mess and pull out diamonds from the dumpster and shit over the rest. The reveal of our patented "Criticism Udon" technique.