(3:00) Joe Burrow: "He's a cheat code. He has an answer for everything."

(15:30) Patrick Mahomes: "The Bengals defense has no weakness."

(26:55) Tua Tagovailoa: "I have NEVER seen the 49ers defense exposed like this."

(43:00) Brock Purdy: How big of a downgrade was he from Jimmy Garoppolo?

(53:15) Defensive Player of the Year odds: Should Micah Parsons be clear ahead of Nick Bosa?

(55:55) Big Butt Awards: We get some kickass music to intro Chandler Jones & Christian Wilkins.

(1:00:55) Jalen Hurts: "There was a lot of big-time high-level reads."

(1:09:30) Mike White: Is there anything Zach Wilson could do better than him?

(1:15:25) Von Miller: How much does his loss hurt the Bills' Super Bowl chances?

(1:17:50) Tyler Huntley: "He looks like one of the best backups in football."

(1:22:05) Sour Rankings: What fan bases should be the most depressed about their team?

(1:28:35) Requiem For a Team: Ahmed is too happy to bury the Bears.