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I want to go drinking with Frances de la Tour. That’s a life long dream.

This episode was recorded March 22, 2022. We put the date here mostly to remind ourselves when it occurred, since time has lost all meaning.

Agenda:

• Remembering The Nozzle
• Widge’s grandmother and her particular craziness
• The Golden Age of Tabloids
• Die, Daylight Savings, Die!
• Scaring the spouse with Paul Lynde
• Age. And beards. But mostly age.
• Scaring the spouse with Rox
• J.J. vs. the record store
• 80s cool guy music
• Doc Ezra returns!
• Quickly Growing Deaf
• Mosh pit memories
• The Elvis Costello Line
• The Sweeney Todd Midsomer Murder
• Zine exchange
• Returning to the office
• Listening to the archives in D.C.
• The trouble with drugs
• Performing at the psychiatrist (duck optional)
• Keeping up with the Khans
• Hugh Grant as The Doctor?
• Hideo Kojima’s creative process
• Giving notes for Doc’s scripts
• Podcasts into zines
• How to stop men from arguing
• The ongoing Tiger King saga
• Obscure 80s movie trivia
• Color vs. black and white
• Game of Thrones Lite
• Tuffley and Rob pull a Freaky Friday?
• Please explain Moon Knight to JJ
• Dark Disney+
• Scheming to rescue the Netflix Marvel characters
• Dissing Kraven
• Lamenting Batroc
• Marvel is a slippery slope
• Remembering people
• Not taking Krakoa seriously
• Defending Ultimates (only kinda)
• The Many Rewritings of Wolverine

Image from Praga Khan’s Pragamatic. Did you know he has a Bandcamp page?

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #297: The Wind Causes Insanity then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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Oh, this is that kind of story.

This episode was recorded February 1, 2022. We put the date here mostly to remind ourselves when it occurred, since time has lost all meaning.

Agenda:

• Godzilla goes into the breakout room
• Introductions—no, really
• The Ballad of Jackie Weaver
• Tales of Mediation
• We never skip Clutch
• But are you on a computer?
• Chuck hurling questions from the chat
• Tuffley presents: Closet Or Bathroom?
• The Old Brothel
• Using a level is important
• Subterranean homes beneath ancient burial grounds
• Prairie Home Survival
• Link in the Thing
• Rox keeps bragging WTF
• Lusting after Canadian desserts
• A bit of sports talk (sorry)
• Video game company purchases (and therapy)
• The World of World
• Peacemaker
• The Woman Across the Street etc etc
• Martin Short
• We’d like our podcast to be on Spotify so we can then pull it from Spotify
• Murderville
• Fun with auctions
• Experts being experts
• Amazon’s Lord of the Rings (as much as they are legally able to do)
• The Batman! and the ongoing confusion of the DCEU
• What the world needs is Hostess MCU/DCEU ads
• Streaming for the indies
• In praise of Kanopy
• Cinema during the apocalypse
• No Way Home (SPOILERS)
• Eternals (SPOILERS)
• Galactus, hot sauce, and Hawkeye (SPOILERS)
• Book of Boba Fett/Mandalorian (SPOILERS)
• Clone Wars will boil you…or something
• Darth Herzog
• The true ending of Walking Dead
• Mycroft conspiracies
• Gilded Age
• Jem: this is war
• In praise of early Iron Maiden
• Remembering Johnny Z
• Freelance surgery in Canada?
• New York Ninja

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #297: The Wind Causes Insanity then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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What is Fresca in this analogy? I’m curious now.

This episode was recorded November 16, 2021. The innocents have been changed to protect the names. No idea what that means.

Agenda:

• WEJ + ASMR = $$$
• Why isn’t Cameo on Cameo?
• Voices that are That Good
• Enjoying the new Buzzcocks
• Chief Whore is back?
• Everyone was a member of Cameo in the 70s
• Halo series teaser
• Rob has either joined the podcast or is in a hostage situation
• Summer Camp Island
• Scott’s very special Halloween
• The one good case for Daylight Savings Time
• Please notice Scott. Please.
• Spider-Man speculation
• MCU anticipation
• How to put together Young Avengers (as it stands)
• What If?
• Shang Chi (SPOILERS)
• She-Hulk
• Banner Smash!
• A warehouse of white superheroes
• Morbius—the who?
• The trouble with Star Trek
• Ridley Scott and superheroes. And ignorance.
• Unable to get painkillers. When you actually need painkillers.
• The trouble with Dune
• The trouble with House of Gucci
• DUNE Spoilers: that’s the joke, Scott
• Electric Company memories
• Trolling Spidey fans
• The trouble with Bohnering
• Agatha Harkness Living
• The trouble with Morrisoning
• The trouble with Avengers
• Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends ’83
• The trouble in Wakanda
• Wheel of Time?
• Fluxin’ with Doctor Who
• Squids and Tigers
• Rock Lobster?!
• The Xmas record industry
• How to fuck with Sirius XM

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #296: And We’re Back to Dicks, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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Not in front of the baby, though!

This episode was recorded October 5, 2021. Middle names have been changed to protect the innocent. So…that was pretty pointless, I must admit.

Agenda:

• RUN-DMC and some confusion as to whose house everyone is in
• MTV is still a thing?
• Old people talking about how they watched and listening to things
• The original zombie
• The Waititi/Colman Conspiracy
• Free Guy
• How DeSantis saved the old people (allegedly)
• A new angle on Folk Horror
• Rox explains Folk Horr—OMFG BABY
• Cults vs. The HOA
• Elder Horror: the new subgenre
• The ubiquity of Ryan Reynolds
• The sabbath remote control
• Tom Hardy trolling fans (we hope)
• Jump humping in German?
• Old people talking about how glad we are there was no YouTube
• Mormons vs. Chumbawumba
• What’s happening with Andy Serkis
• What If?
• Marvel stopped moving dates (whoops—things changed since we recorded this)
• Widge bitches about Ironheart (yes, again)
• Soaking with the father
• How Pat Robertson brought anime to America
• Jim Bakker (and cigars) at DragonCon
• Billy Joel homework
• Pitching an idea to Nick Cave
• A Diorama with Dragons (or whatever it’s called)
• Foundation
• Shows that end and shows that end poorly (HBO)
• The frustrations of The Walking Dead
• PBS Masterpiece Theatre, depending on how’s it framed
• Squid Game
• Cowboy Bebop
• 4K pornography can be problematic
• Madman vs. Funko Pops
• Rob found his pants

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #295: Thanks, Madge!, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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It’s one of those subreddits that we talked about earlier.

This episode was recorded July 6, 2021. Middle names have been changed to protect the innocent. So…that was pretty pointless, I must admit.

Agenda:

• Widge brought up sports? Surely not.
• Holy shit, it’s Scott!
• Ambien texting
• Introducing Scott to the magic of Strong Guy
• Variants: Fun for Loki, Bad for everything else (LOKI spoilers)
• The thing about Ms. Marvel
• The thing about Exiles
• Men’s Health wants to know about Agatha
• Scott went too far
• Rox hearts Halloween III
• JJ’s take on horror: a dissertation in the works
• Rob Zombie and The Munsters
• Batshit soap operas
• Scott’s Terminator 2 story
• The horror of hospitals in the 1970s
• Army of the Dead and the large thud
• The glory of Tig Notaro
• People who Scott knows
• Discussing vaccines (fun!)
• Titanic denial
• Widge’s grandmother wins (and he’ll tell you why)
• Recasting the Weekly World News
• The pros and cons of knowing your neighbors
• They don’t have alligators in New Jersey
• Graphic Novel Month
• Rock Lobster! Again!
• AmeriBuddies!
• Crime Without Rox
• Jean-Claude Van Damme and cinema safety
• JJ is an entire Marvel audience
• Audience reactions, pro and con
• ScottC’s grandmother vs. WandaVision
• “Woke” Captain America
• Widge vs. Alfred Molina
• Why you cast Peter Stormare (well, one of many reasons)
• How not to visit Germany with Dom
• Being drunked in Prague
• Rob is an expert on trucks

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #294: Something Clever One of You Will Say at Some Point During the Proceedings, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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You, during the apocalypse, you can make your own rope!

This episode was recorded May 24, 2021. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. And since nobody involved is innocent, no names were changed.

Agenda:

• Jon vs. his own teeth
• Jab update!
• Experimentation at Publix
• Vaccine nostalgia
• Rox has a visitor
• Madman spawns
• Rumnesia
• Your friendly neighborhood Planet of the Apes artist
• How bad government facilitates travel (we do not necessarily endorse this)
• Making Disney safe (kinda)
• Declassifying family histories (and assisting museums)
• Falcon and the Winter Soldier: a bit of reality (SPOILERS)
• How not to get defeated: A Spazhouse master class
• Fathers, classified
• Atlanta, sitting in for many cities
• Captain America, learning how to kick ass
• Getting beaten for great acting for playing bastards
• #ZemoDance
• Falcon/Winter Soldier: an update from black Twitter
• Marvel welcomes you back to the movies like a mofo
• Taking trolling to the next level
• Not blowing your wad with the X-Men
• Making the multiverse work (GODDAMMIT)
• Widge stalking Laurence Fishburne
• So celebrities…they’re small
• The Ramones and Tolkien
• The trouble with eye contact
• A Joss Whedon-sized crater
• So vampire women…they’re huge
• So Handmaid’s Tale…it’s long
• 1984 vs. Brave New World: where are we?
• David Lynch vs. The Carters vs. The Bidens
• Trying to fix Tenet (as much as is possible)
• Spider-Man vs. Batman: as quick as possible
• The Bad Batch Explained
• Educating white dudes
• Americanizing Taskmaster

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #293: A Wikipedia Article Waiting to Happen, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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That’s because when you combine them and wind them up all, they open a gateway to hell.

This episode was recorded March 30, 2021. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. And since nobody involved is innocent, no names were changed.

Agenda:

• Fucking with Widge’s head about audio quality
• Bragging about screens
• How to record podcasts on a budget
• Zoom and paranoia
• Post-jab recovery
• Racism, focused like chi
• How to get around bullshit racist voting laws
• Ill-advised adventures in Forsyth County
• Everything’s different in Florida
• Thinking too much about Falcon and Winter Soldier
• JJ plays “misty” for You
• Upcoming MCU
• Justice for Black Widow
• Wear a mask when you are out with your alpaca
• James Gunn, hero
• Alamo Drafthouse, we need you
• Adult theatre advertising
• Mondo’s Letterpress Collection
• The gadgets Rox’s boyfriend doesn’t want
• Tolkien’s writing house
• The thing about crowdsurfing
• The clean street urchins of The Irregulars
• While science is united…
• The joy of behind the scenes stuff
• It’s Wes Anderson’s reality, we only live in it
• Why Bill Murray should be in Justice League
• Controlling access to Black Twitter
• Steppenwolf vs. Colossus
• NECA Gargoyles are so pretty
• Personal rules for collecting
• The Cosby Realm
• Doing things for Spielberg, nice guy
• Mighty Ducks
• Summoning Dom
• Madman’s swank chair
• Thrift shopping with Angelo Moore

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #292: Getting Vaccinated in a Fictional Town, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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I…think that’s a crime, Leigh.

In a world where time has lost all meaning and space is right behind it, we bring you this episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. It was recorded a couple of weeks ago–holy shit, we’re speeding up!

Agenda:

• Terry Gilliam and children (and drugs)
• Horrible time travel
• Kim, Duesouthologist
• Hallucinating about Watcher in the Woods
• How Jeff Lynne became ELO
• Nana Arrives!
• The Ages of Moby
• COVID Hair Report
• Jon and his wild history of rave attendance
• Unnecessary drug queries
• Who to accept a vaccine link from
• Jon wants his second shot
• Slightly odd segue to Tom Brady
• “They got to Rob!”
• SportsTalk!
• Potential?
• Child labor!
• Distracted by production value
• Combining the juju
• Rox is going to send you something (that’s legit, we hear)
• “Not yet”
• We’re back, mostly
• Where the Mars landing was shot
• Fun with weather
• Problems with temperature regulation
• Missouri accomplishments
• Mask dreams!
• The collapse of Whedonverse
• People Dolly Parton is pissed at
• Doom: simply misunderstood
• “Idiocy is international”
• Snyder and Abrams
• Do not fuck with Gal Gadot
• WandaVision (SPOILERS) & other Marvel/Disney+ stuff
• J.K. Simmons confuses every damn body
• The joy of Marvel layered reveals
• Tuffley, Mad Theorymonger
• Boxed set envy
• Madman, discount marriage counselor
• Complete kill via grape grinder
• Kim, your candy-coated princess of darkness (and murder)
• Netflix is why we can’t have nice things

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter.” Also buy their latest album, The Weathermaker Vault Series, Vol. 1. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #291: Dormammu, I’ve Come With the Dick Pics, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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…and Red Skull was Italian?

In a world where time has lost all meaning, we bring you this episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. It was recorded last December, our final 2020 recording session. And good riddance. That’s just how 2020 went.

Agenda:

• Fisher-Price vs. GWAR
• Backmasking – a collection
• Early album acquisitions
• Talking about albums or turtles or both or…something
• Richard Pryor and Brother David Gardner
• Planning for music and the haunting/afterlife
• Dying at Publix
• The real science segment
• Licking palm trees
• Keeping Duck Hunt alive
• Talking about guns! And politics! Hurray!
• All Archie Bunker, all the time
• The Florida Man filter
• Who isn’t The Darkness
• The search for the correct button
• 2nd Halloween report
• Al Fresco: The Motion Picture
• Madman = Madchef
• Dressforms of the 22nd Century
• The broad range of underwires
• Kim and her third skill
• Miles Morales and ASL
• ER in retrospect
• Paul Bettany
• Birds of Prey vs. Spider-verse
• Civil War
• Mandatory viewing of pre-MCU material
• Poe Dameron’s jacket
• More Animal Crossing

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #290: Another Thing That Goes Beep, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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You okay over there, bud?

In a world where time has lost all meaning, we bring you this episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. It was recorded last July. That’s just how 2020 went. But good news, there’s just one more 2020 episode and then we’re caught up to the present day. More or less.

More audio problems than usual this time. I can only chalk it up to heavy sunspot activity. Our apologies.

Agenda:

• Rox, outside Asgard
• Dom is not an expert on all German media
• The myth of outside
• Jon is an expert on sensitivity
• Rob has a slingshot
• Discord humor
• Tuffley in spurts (whoa)
• Work safety in the apocalypse
• Mr. and Mrs. Armed Hamburglar
• Rox, now in colour
• Or something (always)
• JJ makes his apocalypse more excited (oh crap)
• Please schedule your pandemic exposure ahead of time
• When is COVID not COVID?
• The mystical power of lanyards
• Christmas for Rob
• When reality reflects Red Dead Redemption
• Problem determination for mic issues
• Blackberry addiction: a serious issue
• Phones with keyboards: kids ask your parents
• JJ Gettysburg jiggy with it
• Talking about Warren Ellis for what might be the last time
• The Ranganation: Lockdown Edition
• Before it all exploded
• New obsessions?
• Villain casting
• Timothy Leary: back when he wasn’t dead
• Warhol on Burger King
• The everythingness of Sam Elliott
• Crafting the perfect movie-music-movie evening
• Children of the Corn: all 329 of them
• Reliving the Psycho disappointment
• J.K. Rowling being upset (no one gives a shit)
• Cee-Lo Green makes everyone sad
• People who we admire(d) doing horrible shit
• It’s not a competition
• We have achieved pants
• Whoops. This isn’t the episode with the Herzog intro. Sorry, Dom. It was the previous one.
• Comparing Funkos
• Daveed Diggs luring innocent people into Snowpiercer
• Quite is hellish ice water
• Amazon can be watery hell ice
• Virtual Elijah Wood, now available for private parties
• Fake Rock Lobster!
• RIP Ennio Morricone
• The French Amazon
• Hamilton
• The Hamlet double feature
• Demento corrections
• The Goddammit, I’m Going to Get You gene
• The Run Lola Run “Back in Black” game

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #289: Are Those Rats in Your Engine or Are You Just Happy to See Me?, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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