Don’t give that to your wife at all. Ever.

In a world where time has lost all meaning, we bring you this episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. It was recorded in May. That’s just how this year has gone.

Agenda:

• Receiving dignitaries
• Dom turning everybody on
• Goddamn Craig and the thing that wasn’t a list
• The podcast where subtlety goes to die
• Dom and the Murder Room(s)
• Leigh inserting the microphone
• Professional tight setups
• The New Yorker: no one finishes it
• Google Meat
• How to fistbump during the apocalypse
• DragonCon: still happening?
• Coke just acquired you. Congratulations.
• “Why won’t anyone tell me when I’m cutting in and out??” -Widge
• “It’s heaven!” -everybody else
• Quarantine Island!
• The German Apocalypse Report
• Death vs. Freedom!
• Don’t snort disinfectants
• How to keep a President busy
• The Furiosa Prequel
• Halting Hollywood
• The Fate of DC Universe?
• The Mystery Dong!
• The Needcoffee Pub Quiz Team
• Joan Rivers vs. a British Panel Show
• Greyhound: the movie not the bus company
• Why Trolls ruins everything
• How many inches is normal?
• Why the death of cinemas might be good for you
• Car raves and the airborne transmission of glitter
• Welcome to Chlamydia and a weird segue to an anniversary
• The difficult sophomore sex tape
• The problem with turning 21 during a pandemic
• The lack of a problem with turning 21 during a pandemic at Leigh’s house
• Jon’s Funniest Home Videos
• Switch scalping
• Danny Trejo vs. the evil male ego
• Classic podcasting: providing descriptions of an ancient wedding video
• The Legacy of Lorimar
• “I still sound like shit. WTF.” – Widge
• “Heh.” -everybody else
• Mo sound
• Leigh aka “Patch”
• ESPN desperation
• “Tell Jon to fight me!”
• Bad anniversary ideas
• Video yearbook camera mayhem
• Mike Patton, demon voice
• Someone set us up the bomb
• “We’re watching a dude cleaning a cement truck!”
• Feline austerity
• Dom’s Hasselhoff Story (AT LAST)
• Hasselhoff or Herzog: The Party Game
• The final desperate season
• The final desperate Blackberry
• Jon’s IMDB page (or not)

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

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Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #288: The Day That Sockmaster Died, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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JON: Because that’s sex.

ROX: No. No. Yoga.

In a world that becomes more like Soylent Green: The Musical every day, we bring you the latest episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck.

Widge’s Note: I keep cutting out this episode. Sorry, didn’t know that was happening. I will try to sort it out before next recording.

Agenda:

• Podcast talk on the podcast
• Alcohol is essential, dammit
• COVID spacing for you healthy types
• Dusting off things (warning)
• Paranoia genes
• Nextdoor = Satan?
• Food delivery fun
• Catch-22
• Florida and the plague of the 9th grade pimple
• Adventures in getting supplies
• Rob, spreading joy
• Trying to figure out where Jon’s mom lives
• A reason to drink
• It’s fun to stay at the Y
• Don’t get your messaging from Madonna
• Beer desperation
• Fun with St. Louis
• Your HBO MasterClass
• SNL update
• War of the Worlds: dogs vs. war machines
• Succession
• Pluto TV
• Tales From the Loop
• TicketBastard
• Disney and preparing ahead
• Castle Rock
• Dealing with books while in lockdown
• Recommendation: the U.S. Postal Service

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #287: Science! And Eggs! then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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When you really, really, really wanted to hear Death Cab for Cutie, you’d go to a coffee shop.

In a world that looks like Uwe Boll’s remake of Damnation Alley, we bring you the latest episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck.

Agenda:

• This is the world we live in now
• Sirius XM madness
• Terry Gross vs. Tom Baker
• Scott has all the toilet paper (shh, don’t tell anyone)
• Lacking a freaking beak
• RenFests and plagues
• Resurrection recipe argument
• A drunk chicken, giving consent
• Animal Crossing as a euphemism
• White Claw vs. Zima
• Trader Joe’s vs. Jesus
• Rox and the Puff-Puff Pass
• Streaming Hell
• The terrifying truth about video calling
• How to work at home or at least seem like you work at home
• When therapy makes you anxious
• Apocalypse Now fashions
• Mad Max with toilet paper
• The Vegetarian Non-Apocalypse
• The mystery of Quibi
• Contenting from home
• Mr. Joe!
• New content vs. new-to-me content
• Fun with review materials
• Bad cholesterol!
• Haunting of Hill House
• NOT A COUGH
• The mystery of Daniel Cohen
• Scattering!
• You say Mystery Park! I say Virgin Park! Let’s call the whole thing off!
• The Time Share Navy!
• The Last Dystopian Ship!
• Defending Waterworld
• News from Switzerland!
• Erich Von Daniken lives!
• Don Johnson vs. defibrillators
• Bruce Willis vs. harmonicas
• Math bragging
• Gen Z and the porn reality check
• Kiss vs. 3-2-1 Contact
• The danger of 8MM
• Fuck Lobster intercepted!
• The dangerous Invisible Touch!
• Porn hunter gatherers

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #286: Meanwhile, in a Laurie Anderson Song…, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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I think Picard should be a hobo. That would be great.

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. This is the latest nonsense. Enjoy.

NOTE: I’m not sure why I’m shouting this entire time. And cutting out. I just need to restart my Comcast modem before recording next time. Sorry about that.

Agenda:

• The aftermath of Cats
• Patching Gemini Man (also)
• The Bot and the Cult
• Rob is digitally deaf
• Tinnitus? There’s an app for that.
• Widge vs. Pants
• The benefits of fiber
• The Curse of I-85
• High Frame Rate is of Satan
• Support your local cinema
• The High Price of Dolby
• AMC Stubs, dancing on the corpse of MoviePass
• 1917 and advances in destroying people
• Working through The Witcher
• Widge bitching about console games (again)
• Rebranding the ‘20s
• The Baby Yoda non-product mayhem
• Picard taking inventory
• Super Bowl commercial round-up
• Disney+ Marvel madness
• We’re keeping Jon awake
• TV’s Crisis on Infinite Earths (slight spoilers)
• Wanting the Netflix Marvel characters back
• Why the new X-Men comic has stopped working
• Series that have a problem sticking the landing
• The audience decline and interesting developments of Doctor Who
• Music just needs to calm the hell down until we catch up

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #255: For All the Great Danes Named Hamlet, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. This episode is from the archives: recorded in May 2016.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts by adding this to iTunes. Weekend Justice only? Use this link here.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #255: For All the Great Danes Named Hamlet, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. This episode was recorded in April 2018.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts here. Weekend Justice only? Get that here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #276: A Teaching Moment, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. This episode is from the archives: recorded in May 2016.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts here. Weekend Justice only? Get that here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #254: Shooting is Not Meeting, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and here’s the latest of the new(ish) batch.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts here. Weekend Justice only? Get that here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #275: The Power of Coconuts, Man, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

Image from Cindy Shebley under Creative Commons, slightly cropped.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and we flop back into the past to fill in the time-jump gap. Eventually.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Order their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts here. Weekend Justice only? Get that here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #253: That’s Just Manilow and Stop It, then do that thing. For the previously posted episode, click here.

Image by Alpha, under a Creative Commons license. Slight cropping employed.

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It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck…and the title says it all.

Agenda:

Headsup: There’s Weekend Justice gear as well in the Zazzle store.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Psychic Warfare. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab the feed for all Need Coffee podcasts here. Weekend Justice only? Get that here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don’t bite. Mostly.

Or if you want to do something else with it, the feed feed for all our podcasts is here. And just Weekend Justice is here.

To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #274: Because All the Cool Kids Are Doing Timejumps, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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