Weekly Bizarre

Back with another episode where we read from some interesting articles, and this one is about TERRIBLE dating profiles. We read everything from “I have had two exes take a police report on me” to “don’t be fat.” So… interesting and embarrassing stuff. We talk about our own horrible dating escapades and some of the weirder stories we have! This is about 2.5/5 on the Not-Safe-For-Mom scale so, halfway is fine but more than that and you might get embarrassed by us. We read from: “30 Times Dating Profiles Were So Horrible, They Had To Be Shamed Online” by Liucija Adomaite and

Ilona Baliūnaitė. And also “10 Tinder bios that will make you fear for humanity - Solitude is bliss”

BY NATASHA PRESKEY AND JENNIFER SAVIN

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TRIGGER WARNING! Today we go through a buzzfeed article called “17 Times "Nice Guys" Proved They're Actually, In Fact, Complete Trash

What did we do to get so lucky???” by Shelby Heinrich and man, it gets dark. This is 0 out of 5 on the mom safe scale. BUT we are putting a trigger warning because there are some very triggering things said about abuse, and people being cussed out and told to d*e. It really got us down so we ended on our own funny happy note. However we would like it known that we do not support these behaviors from anyone, male or female or ANYONE. Here we are providing the number to the National Domestic Violence Hotline: 800-799-7233. Or you can text: START to 88788. If you’re feeling upset you can always reach out to us! We love you! So… have you ever met a “nice person” who wasn’t nice? Our Patreon is up and we have a lot of content on there and more coming for only $3 and $5 a month! Find us there at Bitches Don’t Brunch. Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

Today we start off by rambling and then end by playing with a ouija board S A F E L Y, let’s repeat that SAFELY! We do NOT recommend you play with a Ouija board unless you know how to protect yourself, and our resident witch did! Even still, it was SPOOKY! This is a 5 on the Mom Safe Scale so it is a (mostly) safe and (mostly) clean episode to listen to. So - why do men google us and then tell us? What does it mean when someone says they “had a dream about you”…? What did the spirits communicate to us? Why did the 2 headed snake video surpass all our other videos? Why haven’t we gotten an email from any of our listeners STILL? Did a spirit try to come OUT of the ouija board? Stay tuned for all the answers! We also went live on Patreon! It’s Patreon.com/bitchesdontbrunch — we have photos, silly videos and more coming! Until we have a few more patrons, it’s a free for all and you can see everything we post!

Today we have recs for you and Montana talks about her trip, and then we deep dive into a Buzzfeed article called “Women are sharing things they won’t do for a guy unless they’re dating, and as someone who’s terrible at establishing boundaries I needed this!” by Maya Ogolini. Like excuse me we don’t do that, thank you. Sleeping over? No. Sharing food…?! You better get outta here! And oh so many more. ON THE MOM SAFE SCALE THIS GETS A 1 out of 5 - which is like, ‘going for a stroll in the park with a cute little bunny in your basket’ safe! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

This one is 0 out of 5 on the “mom safe” scale - 0 being swimming with sharks in blood infested waters, 5 being cuddling a teddy bear. We go through a Buzzfeed article "21 Unrealistic Movie Sex Scene Clichés That We See All The Time" by Hanifah Rahman. We laugh a lot, share some of our steamy escapades, and probably say too much. But isn't that part of the fun?

 Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. 

Follow Montana at @mbigsky. 

We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast.

 Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. 

You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] !

 We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

Up top- this is a “mom safe-ish” episode, up until truth or dare so... Be warned! Also, did we really just ramble for an hour? We discuss sex, chivalry, Love During Lockup, emotional goosebumps, “romance isn’t dead you’re just lazy” (merch alert - whenever we get merch 😂), panther, sexy and girlish fantasies and much more! Also Liz breaks out into song and Montana almost gets bitten. Stay tuned!

Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. We love you!

Well all, we decided to deep dive into something spooky, because spooky season may be over for the rest of the world but not us! Today we are talking about 2 PARANORMAL GAMES! The 11 Mile Road Ritual and the Elevator Game (We also bring up true crime for just a hot second). Story time first and then the rules - in case you want to play, although we HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU NEVER PLAY PARANORMAL GAMES! PLEASE DO NOT. Just listen to our stories and stay safe. Come with us on our journeys of terror. Would you do these games? Have you done these games? We want to know! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and Liz at @spellbell.poet. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

Today we debate a hot topic: does friends with benefits ever work? We certainly have our opinions, and stories about our own experiences with FWB. And sexxxxx! ***trigger warning: we very briefly touch on sexual trauma*** So if you want some salacious content, some laughs, and our opinion on this topic LISTEN UP! Do you think FWB ever works? We want to hear your opinions! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and Liz at @spellbell.poet. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

On this week’s episode, Liz deep dives into what caused the Salem Witch Trials (and can do another episode with more info if you like this one!) and Montana talks about some real life haunts in Salem, MA that you can visit today! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and Liz at @spellbell.poet. We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts.

We talk about our opinions about when to have sex when you first begin seeing someone, including what you all said in our Instagram poll. Then we go off into a whole different direction regarding kisses, and uh… other things. As always please follow us on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast - Liz at @spellbell.poet and Montana at @mbigsky and on TikTok @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow our YouTube Bitches Don’t Brunch and please rate and review us! We love you!