Creepy mannequins, gray aliens, and skin w——?? And why is a nun throwing a baby? And would bear give you a sense of foreboding? Join us today for some interesting stories that we are very happy didn’t happen to us. Poor Montana had to listen to some creepy hiking stories right before her own hiking trip! Yikes! Maybe she will have more stories for us soon… in the meantime, enjoy these! SHOUT OUT TO Frankreddit5 on REDDIT - check out their X account at @thinktankfrank ! SHOUTOUT also to Mundanecook3277 on Reddit - check out their YouTube channel: @Skkurt ! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today on Montana’s Minisodes she has guest star G, the OG! He gives his perspective as a male massage therapist and tells some… interesting… stories. He discusses what it’s like to be a male massage therapist, and how it’s different than it is for women. He also talks about some client stories that will make you cringe HARD at the disgusting audacity. Also, what it really means when someone asks if your massage place has a “shower.” Beyond that, more pet peeves as an LMT and random stories! This is a 2 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT entirely safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today, Liz and Montana discuss an article from Buzzfeed called “Guys Are Getting Honest And Revealing Things Women Do That Give Them The Ick, And Even I Think Some Of These Are Valid” by Fabiana Buontempo. And to be honest, so did Liz and Montana! Things like lying, baby talk, manipulation - there were many things to discuss with this one! And obviously, stories about how we relate, or if we would make these guys get the ick. What gives you the ick? Is it any of these? This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Liz joins Montana for a minisode today about Liz’s trip to California. It was a trip full of surprises and news. If you want to hear the big news and hear all about the trip, please come along and join us today. We will tell you upfront that she didn’t see any sirens so, if you do, please DM us. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Today, Montana leads us on a Magellan-like adventure with some enchanting creatures: sirens. There have long been conspiracies on ships and in the whispers of sailors about sirens and mermaids. Are they real? And more to the point, are they causing shipwrecks? Come sail away with us, as we find out! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. And now you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE PER WEEK- only on Patreon, and only for $5 a month! So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 2024 National Audubon society: sirens of Greek myth were bird-women, not mermaids

Audubon.org/news/sirens-greek-myth-were-bird-women-not-mermaids

The psychology of extraordinary beliefs: the existence of mermaids by joy pan.

2018

Telling tails throughout history: mermaids and sirens by Elise Carroll, QAR lab manager. 2020

Qaronline.org/blog/2020-07-30/mermaids-and-sirens

Sirens in mythology: powers, legends and symbolism. Centre of excellence

Centreofexellence.com/sirens-in-mythology/

Odysseus and the sirens: http://greekgodsandgodeesses.net-Greek gods and goddesses, November 1, 2022

Marine insight: marineinsight.com/naval-architecture/why-ships-sink-10-major-reasons/

Future US, Inc. full 7th floor, 130 west 42nd street, New York; NY 10036

Livescience.com/60915-most-mysterious-shipwrecks.html

Join Montana and her guest Jessica as they discuss massages and pet peeves! They talk about massage therapist pet peeves, clients, and client pet peeves according to the grand world of Reddit! Like… her hands smelled like poop!?? Advice such as: wash your hands and your ass! Stories include clients humping the tables, is it poop or just BO, and what is your creepiest massage therapist story? Stay tuned… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

The Illuminati is one of the most well known secret societies in the world. You’ve probably seen videos with people dissecting hand symbols, pyramids, and the all-seeing-eye. But where did they come from? Who is Adam Weishaupt?And are they truly behind the world’s government, trying to impose a “new world order” on the world? Today, Liz dives into the origins of the Illuminati. Where did it come from? Why do people think it exists? Are celebrities truly in it? And what actually is a New World Order? Join us today to find out all these questions… and more. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 (References: https://illuminatisecret-society.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWYoeB3Hezq6MqBzTQdYgXD2xtvsJ2XFQ7RloGp8BAx4asViKjZu1PgaAle8EALw_wcB

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20171127-the-birthplace-of-the-illuminati

https://www.britannica.com/topic/illuminati-group-designation

https://www.learnreligions.com/discordianism-95677

https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/operation-mindfuck/

See also: Behind the Bastards podcast, Time Suck, The Conspiracy Podcast)

Montana has her friend Tony on, aka “Jaws”! He talks to Montana about what it’s like dating in your 50s, and shares some of his craziest dating stories. An example? Well… there is the one about how he found a dingleberry in his bed. If you don’t know what a dingleberry is, allow us to educate you… “A small piece of feces that clings to the butt of a human or animal.” 🤢🤢🤢 He also talks about cat fishing and answers the question, does dating get better with age? This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Well, if you listeners have been keeping up with the podcast you’ll have seen Montana’s Minisodes with Ryan, where they both talked about La Llorona and Wendigos. We thought that today you might want to hear some creepy encounters with these two entities from Paranormal Reddit. Today we have a little girl who sees La Llorona, looking like her mother, hovering at the edge of her bed. Or, a Wendigo (or a possible other cannibal spirit?!) who tries to draw someone out of their trailer… with mimicry and claws. And these are just some of them, we have a lot for you guys to shiver to. You guys do seem to love the creepy Reddit stories, so listen before bed and then get freaked out as the tree branches slightly scratch at your windows. Or… we hope it’s just a tree branch. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕

Montana and her boyfriend, Ryan the Bartender, are giving you some awesome bonus content for Patreon! These two are going to go through Supernatural, the show featuring those sexy hunters Dean and Sam, and discuss things seen on the show. Today they discuss La Llorona and Wendigos. So thanks to our Patreon member Doug for the vote, this Wendigo episode is for you. So are you ready to watch some Supernatural and then listen to this episode? Are you ready to be wary of wailing women by lakes? Are you ready to see what happens when you become a greedy cannibal? Join them on this episode and get creeped out! This is a sample of what they’ll be putting on Patreon, so you’ll have to get on Patreon to get more…! This is a 1 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are mostly safe to listen beyond one comment that’s made in the beginning! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at [email protected] ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕