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This weeks weekly beats is a deliberately idiotic bit of glam metal.

The intension was to channel Kiss or one of those bands that are always talking about people trying to take your rock and roll away combined with the tongue in cheek nature of The Darkness or The Metal by Tenacious D.

Our hero enters a bar (lets imagine it's like the Country and Western Bar from the Blues Brothers) and naturally puts rock on the juke box. This triggers a fight with the metal hating locals.

Naturally our protagonist always has a "loaded six string on his back" like Bon Jovi and proceeds to shred so hard he destroys the whole bar which he rebuilds into a metal loving biker joint.

For music nerds its made with:

Synthesizer V Hxvoc on vocals

Modern and Massive on Drums

Neural Darkglass Ultimate on Bass

Neural Nameless, Misha and Gojira on guitars.

Bitwig as a DAW.

Nothing fancy this week, all 4/4 no key changes dumb as a rock I IV V.

People who have followed my other songs will notice I've finally honoured my promise to Henry to write a metal song with a lyric about boiled eggs.

Lyrics

I cross the bar

Nickel in my hand

I want to rock

Jukebox at my command

Some guy comes up and tells me

You can't play metal here

And now the fists are gonna fly

You stop my metal you're gonna die

Bar fight

Bar fight

It's gonna ignite

Bar fight

Bar fight

Makes me feel alright

I'm on the bar

Time to make my stand

I'm cracking heads like boiled eggs

Pool cue in my hand

There's 20 guys behind me

and 20 up ahead

Pull my guitar from off my back

It's gonna be a solo attack

TIME TO SHRED!

Bar fight

Bar fight

It's gonna ignite

Bar fight

Bar fight

Makes me feel alright

There's no more bar

There's just a crater here

I'm standing in the wreckage

Blowing smoke from my guitar

These fools have learned the power

Of god damned rock and roll

Rebuilt it as a biker club

We only play metal in my pub

Bar fight

Bar fight

It's gonna ignite

Bar fight

Bar fight

Makes me feel alright

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Quickly thrown together live performed squishy acid thing, a bit rushed but relatively happy with this :)

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first thing i've made in a while that i wanna polish up and release! hope you enjoy

- l

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Mpc X + Digitone 2 + Electric Piano through 1010 Lemondrop.

Thank your for listening!

Have a nice week

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made with my selfmade program for playdate (introduced here: https://weeklybeats.com/bufaw/music/paralysed  and example videos how I made the song in week 16: https://youtu.be/7UwAGvMbD1g https://youtu.be/ZoSO6G0w67s https://youtu.be/7UwAGvMbD1g )

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The ending is beginning

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Song I wrote and created for my job's office party concert. Not super produced but the idea is there.

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