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May 29, 2018 Please don't roast marshmallows over the erupting volcano, Evantegist asks followers for $54million private jet as Jesus would've used and more
Please don't roast marshmallows over the active volcano in Hawaii the USGS warns citizens. Evangelist asks followers to fund $54 million private jet because "Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey." Teacher won't face fines for drowning raccoons and opossum in front of students. Some calls and messages! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
May 25, 2018 Fake pet testicles and cockroach milk? WTF?!
Fake pet testicles have made some guy a millionaire. Cockroach milk is now a healthy option if you're a freak. Man tells police he was hit in the face by a meteor. Calls too. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min
May 25, 2018 Biggest orgy has a venue problem, Poop-smelling town gets free Febreze and other weirdness
World's largest orgy scheduled for June had to switch venues when the hotel pulled out. Alabama town that dealt with a poop train from NYC for months gets free Febreze to deal with smelly aftermath. Student penalized for his prank - putting the school up for sale on Craigslist. Also am I allowed to make fun of the president on Weird AF News? You weigh in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16 min
May 23, 2018 "Extreme Zombie Activity!" in Florida. Sinkhole opens on White House lawn and more.
"Extreme Zombie Activity" reported in Florida during power outage. A large sinkhole or two have been discovered on the White House lawn. Legend of Loch Ness Monster will be tested with DNA samples. Also come calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18 min
May 22, 2018 Butt plug removal training for firefighters. Sorry for the manual on seducing Russian women guys! And more!
Firefighters in Germany receive special training on how to remove butt plugs and cock rings. Argentina soccer team apologizes for their published manual on how to seduce Russian women while playing overseas. Man spends four hours in his underwear on top of a Wendy's rooftop for some reason. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17 min
May 21, 2018 Hitler is not alive on the moon, study confirms. Man calls police to report a pig following him. And mas!
Hitler is not alive on the moon a new study confirms. Ohio man calls police to report he's being followed by a pig. First baby born in 12 years on remote Brazilian island. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21 min
May 18, 2018 Eating ecstasy wrapped in cheese? Mom changes son's name after tattoo artists misspells it and more
Mom in Sweden changes her son's name after tattoo artist misspells it on her body. Sexuality expert claims parents should ask their baby's permission to change their dirty diaper. Women are eating MDMA wrapped in Brie cheese and loving it.
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14 min
May 17, 2018 New Law: Cops can't have sex during traffic stops and would you want to save your dead loved one's tattooed skin in a frame?
"Save My Ink Forever" allows families to keep tattooed skin of a dead loved one. New Law: Kansas cops can't have sex during traffic stops. Ten fake foods in China will make you angry, not hungry. A call-in about the orgy and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
May 16, 2018 Dirty jokes in Anne Frank's diary? Airlines bans insects and Hawks as "emotional support" animals
Researchers discover some dirty jokes and sex education thoughts hidden in Anne Frank's diary. American Airlines bans insects, Hawks, goats and hedgehogs as "emotional support" animals on flights. Student brings a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to her prom. Plus weird call ins. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22 min
May 15, 2018 Pet dog turns out to be a bear, Seagulls are tripping on "acid" ants and more
Family realizes pet dog is a bear when it starts walking on hind legs. Seagulls are tripping out on acid ants and flying into cars. Woman complains about masturbator on the bus and driver tells her to just move seats. Also shout outs! NEW YOUTUBE Channel if you wanna WATCH Weird AF News - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy
22 min