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June 26, 2018 Wanna live on the moon? Also the secret to long life, says 109 yr old woman: "avoid men!"
"Space Kingdom" seeks citizens for life by beyond Earth very soon. A 109 year old woman reveals number one secret to living a long healthy life. Bill Gates wants mosquitoes to screw each other to death, literally. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20 min
June 25, 2018 Men can pee standing up court rules. Rat eats $18k cash inside ATM. More!
World Cup soccer fans are out-drinking the Country of Russia. Rat eats over $18k on cash inside an Indian ATM. German court rules that men can pee while standing up. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16 min
June 22, 2018 Horse and pony fetish? Woman shoots ex in the balls for stealing her air conditioner.
Florida woman shoots ex husband in the testicles for trying to steal her air conditioner. Florida man breaks into lady's home to pet her family cat. Meet the folks with a pony fetish who showjump all weekend dressed as horses. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
June 21, 2018 Firefighters shoot porn in the station, suspended. Florida man chugs a beer during DUI stop.
Florida man chugged a beer during a police DUI stop and has no regrets. Akron Ohio firefighters suspended for allegedly shooting porn videos in the station. China cracks down on ASMR videos, calling them "softcore porn". And what would you do in all 50 states? my Weirdos call in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22 min
June 20, 2018 Get pregnant, get free Whoppers for life! All you can eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much.
Burger King Russia apologies for a World Cup promotion that offered free Whoppers and money to women that get pregnant from soccer players. Man on a mission to mow lawns in all 50 states. All-You-Can-Eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much. Some call ins too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22 min
June 19, 2018 And psychopath capital of US is....? Child calls 911 cuz he hates salad. More too!
Guess which place is the psychopath capital of the US according to science. A Canadian child calls 911 over a distate for salad. A Florida diner closes and then the owner trolls the bad reviewers on Facebook. Also calls about marijuana and gun control. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28 min
June 18, 2018 Pot smokers can't buy guns? Man does after deceased mom's coffin falls on him. More!
Indonesian man carrying his mother's coffin during funeral dies when it falls on his head. Court rules that medical marijuana card holders can't buy firearms. Musician wins $260,000 in lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend who sabotaged his career. Emails and other podcasts. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21 min
June 15, 2018 Pimp wins election in NV. Hotel "flu" pays people to catch the flu.
A real life legal pimp defeats a Nevada lawyer in GOP race. Missouri's "Hotel Influenza" wants to pay you $3500 to catch the flu. Husband finds the skull of his wife's dead previous hubby in their garden and calls police. Subscribe! Do that thing! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15 min
June 14, 2018 Cannibalism among friends? Can you teach Russian's to smile for the tourists? More!
"Baby Daddy" greeting cards removed from Target stores after accusations of racism. Guy serves his friends tacos made from the flesh of his amputated leg. Russian workers being taught to smile more to prepare for foreign tourists for FIFA. Lots calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30 min
June 13, 2018 Clitoris: God's antenna to the world! Butcher used suicide bomber sign to sell his bacon and more
Butcher in Australia apologizes for making a "suicide bomber" sign in order to sell more bacon. Reverend defends the clitoris in court saying it's "God's antenna to the Universe!". Police warn: Do not call 911 over late pizza. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min