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July 11, 2018 Dad breastfeeds when Mom can't. Screw the wedding gifts, couple wants 1,000 goats!
Father breastfeeds newborn daughter when Mom can't. A Florida couple asks for 1,000 goats instead of wedding gifts. Netflix crew bans looking at each other longer than 5 seconds for #metoo workplace culture. Also new Patreons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19 min
July 10, 2018 Church of Weed can't smoke weed. Man microwaves a microwave and blows up himself. More!
Florida man dies after microwaving a microwave on a dare. Judge rules Church of Cannabis cannot use weed as sacrament. Chinese theme park let's overweight women in for free. See calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min
July 09, 2018 Sperm quality improved by nut eating. Women hate Speedos study shows. Duh!
Florida woman kills her dad then lives with his corpse for several days. Sperm count and quality improved with a nut eating diet says a recent study. And 99% of women do not enjoy their man in a Speedo. Calls and a surprise song written by Jonesy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25 min
July 06, 2018 Let's make God "gender neutral" says church. Take bath salts, shoot guns at fireflies. More!
Students in Detroit suing the government because they weren't taught how to read. Couple high on bath salts shoot guns at fireflies. Episcopal Church considering making God "gender neutral". Call ins and more! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28 min
July 05, 2018 Racism in Declaration of Independence claimed Facebook. Healer's "bullet proof" charm didn't work. Oops!
Facebook finds the Declaration if Independence to be a racist document. Nigerian healer shot dead after his "bullet proof" charm doesn't stop the bullet. 92 year old shoots her son because he threatened to put her in assisted living. Calls and Crows too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20 min
July 04, 2018 4th of July BoomBox Parade? Also 10 Weird facts about our National Holiday.
10 unusual weird facts about the Fourth of July. Strange Fourth of July parades! And more. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14 min
July 02, 2018 Subtitled Porn for hearing impaired! Attacked by crows? There's an app for that! And introducing Weird AF News Patreon!
Pornhub is offering subtitled videos for the deaf and hard of hearing viewers. Introducing an app that tracks crow attacks so you can be safe. Police arrest intruder who broke in and ate Frosted Flakes in a woman's home. Also introducing the Weird AF News Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24 min
June 29, 2018 Rapping priest suspended. Man steals toes from dead body exhibition. More!
Catholic Church officials have suspended a Kenyan priest for rapping during his sermons. Man charged with stealing $5,000 toes from a dead body exhibition. Man arrested for assaulting his friend with a singing fish. Also calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23 min
June 28, 2018 "All I see is people dying", says Alexa. Drunk driver arrested while making sandwich for his dog. More stuff!
Alexa tells it's owner: "All I see is people dying". Shadow Men app let's people think there's a man inside your apartment. Drunk driver busted making a sandwich for his dog at an intersection. Calls and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24 min
June 27, 2018 Penis size and happiness: new study. Help! I'm being attacked by vegans!
France: Butchers demand protection from vegan "terrorists". Penis size research underway so fellas, send in your penis pics! American woman flies 4,000 miles to tag a friend "you're it!" and then immediately flies home. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13 min